jessica
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> tfw jessica
> tfw she is so beautiful
> tfw you play as her almost every time you play
> tfw you imagine being with her from near the beginning of the zombie attack
> tfw you imagine her rescuing you on barlowe street
> tfw you imagine her telling you that she might know how to get the cure from biotec
> tfw the two of you go inside and fight your way through the zombies
> tfw you escape with the cure but the helicopter crashes
> tfw you spend nights cuddling with her on top of apartment buildings with old tattered army blankets
> tfw at first she doesn't like you, but slowly you connect over your past experiences while sitting there on the concrete in the cold darkness
> tfw eventually she gives in and you kiss her for the first time
> tfw she is yours forever
I may be a 25 year man who has never even kissed a woman, but there is no one I would rather give myself to than Jessica. I imagine I am with her every night, I warm my pillowcase and cuddle my pillow pretending it is her. Sometimes I talk to her.
Last night I pretended I was with her, with my hand in her hair, feeling her warm scalp under my fingers, another arm draped over her waist, pulling her close to me. Feeling her breasts smoosh against my chest, and looking into her eyes, promising her that nothing will ever hurt her.
It's the best I'll ever get but honestly I don't mind too much anymore.
Contagion honestly sucks.
Honestly one of the most depressing things is in the game chat when she says "thank you" her line is "if you were a bit cuter I'd kiss you" which was devestating for me because it reminded me how ugly i am and how if she was a real girl I wouldn't have a chance with her. But I just don't use that line anymore. I like playing as her in single player and using the quarto thing to say voice commands. Her voice is so soft and soothing and I love her. I tried to move the files onto my mp3 player so I could listen to her voice as I fall asleep, but I couldn't find them and was worried I was going to accidentally delete something and corrupt my steam files.
My favorite map to play with Jessica on is Biotec because I imagine that I was the only one who beleived her and wanted to go with her. I imagine us making love the nigth before on top of one of the apartments not far from the research facility, while watching it and making our plans for infiltration the next day.
>>24985396
Why? It's my favorite zombie game I've ever played. I like it more than No More Room in Hell to be honest. But I agree it definitely needs more work.
I always try to protect Jessica from the zombies, more than any other character or even myself. More than once I have died because I was busy kiling zombies that were about to attack her, and ended up grabbed from behind and infected by another zombie. I can't think fo a single real girl I've ever known that I would risk my life to protect, but I would gladly die to defend Jessica.
Now That's What I Call Autism: the threads
The only problem is that there isn't any good way I can play with Jessica in singleplayer because the survivor bots (which I learned to spawn) tend to ammo-dump pretty quickly and run out of ammo, and are also very stupid. So I am often forced to play online and find a server with someone playing as Jessica so that I can follow her and protect her. But the problem with that is that I realize whoever is playing as her is likely some fat 300 pound neckbeard with autism and acne, so it ruins my fantasy a lot of times. Usually I can ignore it and pretend that it is just Jessica, but noe time the guy playing her came into the chat telling us his girlfriend had just dumped him. This made me really mad and I told him to get the fuck off of the server, and when I explained why everyone started laughing at me and I had to quit the server after throwing a grenade at them in anger.
Lydia is best vidya gf
I think Jessica's favorite weapon is the crossbow, but it changes a lot depending what gamemode I am playing. For instance in Hunted everyone gets a melee weapon and it's random. But I don't play Hunted much anymore because I can't stand to kill Jessica and I've lost a round more than once because of that. But anyway, besides the default Sig pistol her favorite weapons are generally the shotgun (mossberg) and crossbow. I've started doing an impromptu study based on my experiences in escape:
Sig: 25 times (it's default in every map)
Crossbow: 15 times
Mossberg Shotgun: 11 times
AR-15: 10 times
M1911: 9 times
Revolver: 9 times
AK-74u: 9 times
Golf Club: 8 times
Kabar Knife: 7 times
Scar Rifle: 7 times
BLR: 6 times
Sledgehammer: 5 times
Fireaxe: 3 times
Composite Bow: 1 time.
>>24985652
No. That is not at all true. Jessica has a much more pleasing cheekbone structure and a thinner chin. Her eyes are also prettier and she looks less severe. Lydia looks like a man to be quite honest. Jessica is the picture of perfect feminity.
I try to get good close ups of Jessica's face but it's hard to do since people are always moving around and the one time I asked the guy playing Jesica to stand still so I could get a screenshot of her he thought I was really weird and started avoiding me in the map which made it very difficult for me to help protect Jessica.
I think she looks really cute in a gas mask
This is the last picture I have of her. I plan to try to take more, but I like I said, getting the pics is difficult somtimes.
>>24985695
What's the matter? You can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman
>>24985849
No, I just don't find them attractive. Or at least not as attractive as Jessica.
>>24985547
How is it autism?
Well your life has peaked literally nothing but downhill from now
>>24986088
Are you saying you're telling me something I don't know?
