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Tell me about your prostitute experiences if you had any
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Tell me about your prostitute experiences if you had any
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that requires money
where would i get money from without asking my parents

and if i did ask them they would want to know for what
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do you think its true? That he really has hiv?
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>>24965267
>be me 26yo
>standard robot status
>decided to break the ice and lose virginity to the prostitute
>found some qt escort girl on the internet
>called her and agreed for a session in the evening that day
>told her im fat, she says she dont mind
>came to her flat
>really qt 8/10 girl opens and invites me inside
>she smiles and says she expected something much worse, like 360lbs guy (im 260lbs)
>hands me over the towel and sends me to the shower (it's a usual custom, at least that's what the guys on prostitute experience forums say)
>do a quick shover, focusing mainly on the most important parts
>robot program strikes in, i pull my underwear and shirt back on
>she's a bit surprised im dressed
>asks me what's wrong and that i don't have to be nervous with that curiously cute smile on her face
>as i start pulling my shirt up, a giant scar on my belly gets revealed
>i have almost 12 inches long scar coming down straight over my belly from the traffic accident
>her cute face twists in a disgust with a pinch of fear
>she says nothing, stares on my belly for few seconds
>then she demands 3x times more of the price as a "ugly tax"
>suddenly a pimp rushes in from nowhere
>i began to dress
>pimp says that if i want to leave, i have to pay $20 for a shower and her time
>i shrugged it off, handed him the money and left as fast as possible
>im in central europe
>tfw even whores are disgusted by you
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>>24966079
p-post pic of scar pls
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>>24965638

why would a person go on the internet and lie?
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>>24966251
I already did that in recent days. Do I have to do that again? I'll get called a horror-grade villain again anyways.
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I'm in the process of convincing my gf (pic related) to work at a local brothel.
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>>24965638
Takes three months for hiv to show up in your system.
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>>24966355
yes you have to

i promise for every rude thing someone says I will post 10 complements and nice things
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>>24966355
i think you should, im very a curious yet nonjudgmental guy
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>>24966355
I remember that. Wasn't it a motorbike incident? Are you recovering well?
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>>24966403
next level cvck
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>>24966420
I don't take it as an insult. They were right. The scar was already more faded and the navel area got healed quite nice. Also the holes after drainage tubes were looking far better. Yet it obviously made her scream internally.
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>>24966520
Yeah, it's me. Same shit, different day, anon. It got stuck on a certain point and it's not getting betting or worse.

Doctor told me the next surgery will be possible after 6 months because the tissue haven't recovered completely yet. Fuck, I thought it will be over in March 2016. Apparently not.
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>>24966703
>getting betting
Fuck me sideways lol. I meant getting better.
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I am literally the guy from OP's pic and no I dont have HIV. That is some random you posted that for fun. Here's the tranny I lost my virginity to if anyone's interested.

https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/all/escorts_15.php?more=13358
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>About to turn 18 at the time and had never been with a gril
>didn't want to be a virgin when turning 18
>go on craigslist and look for a sloot
>find one and voice verify that it really is a female
>set up a meeting at my house the next day when my parents and brother will be out
>getting nervous
>she shows up
>maximum autism
>go to parents room for the bigger bed
>she insists on me using a condom
>have to get blowjob with condom on
>move on to doggy style
>can't figure out where her vag is to stick it in
>she thinks I'm being a tease and purposefully not getting in
>finally get in
>holy shit its warm
>pump
>can't cum
>getting paranoid about parents coming home
>say I'll just jerk off on her tits
>everything lasted maybe 20 minutes
>Can't remember exact amount I gave her, but I think it was $150
>parents don't arrive for another 2 hours
>haven't had sex since that day almost 6 years ago
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>>24966703
I am going through similar circumstances, anon. I've had a full back operation to fix scoliosis. It hurts, but the meds are great.

Pic related
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>>24966787
>getting fucked in the ass
>call it a v-card lose
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>>24966820
You lose your virginity when you have sex. I had sex. Hence Im not a virgin. Stop projecting you beta fag.
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>>24966616
Have you thought about getting a sick ass tattoo to cover it up?
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>waste money on dates and drinks
>listen actively to what those bitches have to say
>give those hoes (car) rides
>3 dates in with a girl, she ditches me because she ''loves my friend''
>girls are 6-7/10 at best, no sex on the horizon
>get home with my head in my hands
>browse backpage and get the first chick on there
>no need to listen to her trivial shit
>no need for a conversation
>get exactly what I want how I want for a reasonably cheap amount of money

Prostitutes aren't so bad once in a while.
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>>24966815
Aw shit man, these xrays are giving me shivers. I can totally feel your pain, anon. They drugged me with Dipidolor (Piritramide) every night so I could sleep for two hours at least. Not mentioning the opiate trips when I woke up.

I could be the same, maybe worse like you. I hit a traffic sign with my belly in 45mph speed. But it could be my back which would probably left me disabled.
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>>24966877
You lost your anal virginity alright
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>>24966787
I'd get railed by her. Domination sounds hot, too, as long as you make a safeword and shit.
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>living in germany
>first grade p2p scene
>hookers are required to have a health check every month
>lots of choices
>german punter are really helpful and have some great forums to discuss things
>decide to go for a place that has specializes on 'teeny' girls
>lady that runs the place introduces me to all who were avaiable at that time
>choose pic related because I am a sucker for short hair and she had that really cute smile during the introduction
>don't mention I am still a virgin, just go with it
>their rooms are incredibly tacky
>pay 120euro for one hour
>cum twice, leave with a happy experience

I can go into more detail, but if any robots are in germany, try to go for a borthel. Might be expensive, but the girls are professionals and you will get some pretty good girlfriend sex if that is what you want.
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>>24966943
No. But I lost all the touch in the area. It feels... weird, like if something was strapped to you but you know you can't get rid of it.
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>>24967046
>I can go into more detail

yes
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>>24966956
I am disabled, but let's not have a competition on who's life's worse. I was on fucking everything. Diazepam when I was in IC, tons of pain shit that are hard to remember. It gets better. I can't walk, but this operation has helped me feel more comfortable. The weeks of suffering were hell, but it's improved my life so much.

Where you from?
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>>24967046
I am in germany and i always wanted to try a brothel any tips?
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>>24967173
I would feel like shit being disabled. I really admire your strength and calling it an improvement to your life. Will you ever walk again?

I'm from central europe.
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>>24967309
I'm from the UK.
>will you ever walk again
Nope. I have a condition called Fredreichs Ataxia. It's basically a spinal chord condition which slowly kills my muscles.
I have a throwaway email if you want to talk further. I assume your life's not going to be the same?

[email protected]
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>>24967170
>after I have chosen the girl, I got to choose the room
>since the borthel's theme is 'teeny', all of their rooms are incredibly tacky
>princess room, class room etc..
>just choose the one with the least pink and that has a huge mirror on the wall
>wait, nervous as fuck
>seriously what if I fuck up?
>Lea enters
>wearing a skimpy tank top and some hotpants... a bit like a skater girl
>we quickly discuss what I had on my mind and I give her the money
>says I need to take a shower first
>fair enough
>shower, return just wearing my bathrobe
>she gives me a sheepish grin, wrapping her arms around me beneath my bathrobes
>omg a girl is touching me
>says since I am all naked, it would only be fair if she was as well
>get the clue and start undressing her
>as soon as I pulled her shirt above her head she stands on her tiptoes and kisses me
>she whispers 'dont be shy' and we begin to french
>being the robot I am, my cock was already diamonds at that point
>naturally she notices, her hands were roaming across my back, one getting ahold of my shaft
>breaking the kiss she goes for a BJ
>keeps looking up to me, giving me a playful wink
>have at one point to slow her down seeing I didn't want to cum within the first 10 minutes
>she drags me over to the bed, still kissing
>I want to return the favour, pull her hotpants and thong down and start eating her out
>she was probably faking her moans, but she did get pretty wet on her own down there
>gently pushed my head back, saying she wants to fuck me
>slips a rubber on my dick
>saddles up and starts to ride my cock
>so this is what pussy feels like
>cup her ass and go for a grope
>she leans down to me every now and then, kissing or letting me squeeze her tits
>cum in no time
>she giggles saying something along the lines of 'that was fast' while kissing me
>feel a bit bummed because only 20 minutes have passed
>she then says she won't let me leave until I nutted at least twice
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>>24967636
Long story short, after some cuddeling and her sucking again I got hard once more, fucked her doggy and came across her face. I think she realized I was a virgin, but after the first round she totally made me forget being a robot for a bit and I just let my instincts take over.

>>24967180
Research on the internet what places are around you, don't go to the cheapest place, the more money you pay the better your service and most importantly, just have fun.
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>>24966787

still regret it?
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>>24967457
I thought I'm already numb robot but your story just really made me feel sad and compassionate. I-i just can't find any words, sorry... All I can do is to sit silently.

I'm not sure about the direction of my life (relating to my actual physical condition). I just can hope my guts and stomach will keep working properly as long as possible. But doctor said I will have some limits on physical exertion for a lifetime.
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>>24967636
i wish whores would treat me like that even with money pouring out of my pockets(((
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>>24967698
I'm still paranoid but I'll give it a go , thx anon
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do any of you lads fuck them good and make them cum?
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>>24966787
Is he as convincing as he looks in the photos? From the photos he actually looks 100% passable but it's easy to fake.
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>>24968195
>implying their roasties can find pleasure in anything but 10 inch circumference anymore
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>>24967457

>Friedreich's ataxia

Holy shit, never thought I'd find a fellow FA person here.
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