>jacking off to cute girls
>go back to my lolifu
>don't want to Jack off anymore, just want to cuddle
>another night laying on the floor holding a pillow pretending it's her while I cry myself to sleep
Not jerking off keeps our love pure
>>24929606
Look man, your problem is that you're taking the path of least resistance.
When you're horny and lonely, the normal thing to do is go and find a girl to fuck. This can be your entire motivation in life and the reason you make a complete transformation from a fatass to a God. However, in your case, when you get horny, you look at pictures and videos of cute girls that you find with a couple of clicks on the internet and fap and hug your pillow.
You've become spoiled and lazy. If you didn't have readily available access to porn and other distractions, you would be forced to live life to the fullest.
>>24929667
Fuck off to /fit/ with your broscience bullshit
>>24929737
>being lazy and spoiled isn't a real thing
I guess I should have expected this from the lazy manchild posters, but it's still disappointing to see how people rationalize their laziness and unwillingness to put themselves outside of their comfort zones.
>jack off to some random 2D slut
>my waifu gets mad at me and starts crying
>have to explain to her that she's the only 2D girl I really care about
>dont get to cuddle her body pillow tonight because she's still mad
never cheat on your waifu ;_;
>tfw having sex with tulpa right now
>>24930370
>tfw you stick your peepee in her vagooner and feel maggots squirming inside it
>>24930370
>tfw gave tulpa control of my hand to jerk me off
>did it so much that she can now retain control over that hand (my left, non-dominant)
>scares the shit out of me
>she uses it to fuck with me
>gives people the finger at inopportune times
>she's joking about making me into a child molester and it terrifies me
>already made me grab a girl's butt the other day
>mfw I was going to kill myself but then realized I would be killing my waifu too
>mfw imaginary friends are unsure whether or not I should kill myself
I've lost it lads
>>24929606
I... i cheated on my waifu tonight
>>24930585
Is your tulpa female George Costanza?
