>be in college
>finals week
>have my pencil and calculator prepared for surprise finals
>sit down to eat dinner, it's sushi
>finals van rolls up and a bunch of swat guys jump out
>raid the sushi place, fewer casualties than expected
>give me my final
>it's calculus
>feel good because I studied
>finish my work early
>have to go hand it in
>run for the door, swat guys shooting at me
>door's locked, can't exit
>luckily a stray bullet misses me and hits the door
>kick out the glass
>some kind of human-like lizard creatures crawl out of the manholes and chase me
>trying to get my final
>luckily I had a fake final with me for this exact occurrence
>throw the fake final behind me, they take it and immediately burst into flames because it was fake
>get past the helicopters and snipers trying to stop me from handing in my final
>climb up the rope to my professor's office, there's a line
>every so often a student is pulled aside and executed
>been waiting in line for three days, a few hours since the last execution
>get nervous as I near the front of the line
>girl tries to cut in front of me, gets shot
>finally get into professor's office
>hand in my final
>got a B, not bad
So how are your finals going?
>walk into class
>first final of the semester
>it's psych
>sit down and realize i haven't studied
>oh shit
>professor gives me the final
>i'm sweating tuition money
>anxiously bubbling in answers
>i look over and see the girl next to me breezing through the test
>i slowly inch myself closer to her
>i take a quick peek at her scantron
>the professor notices
>oh shit again
>he walks up to me, snatches my exam away and dismisses me
>one whole semester of work and money down the toilet
>i walk out of the classroom frustrated as all hell
>i wake up
>i'm not even in college
>>24916466
Good need 1 more paper. 7.5 pages and im 2 pages in now. Its due in 5 days i might not even make it..
>>24916466
Your fault for not having anti-lizard spray
>>24916466
>leaving the house without your War Corvid that can detect finals vans from 10 kilometers away
This your first final or something?
>tfw got a zero on the final because I wasn't allowed on campus due to my school's new no singles policy
reeeee
>tfw surprise final happens when you're taking a shit
Should I study for my final or snort some heroin instead? Serious answers only, lads
Don't worry about finals too much.
After graduation you wont be able to find a decent job so you will have to move back in with Mom and Dad. Where you will most likely stay while working a shitty retail or restaurant job.
Seen it time and time again.
Since the piece of paper most of students are in debt for is worthless, seriously don't stress too much about finals.
I would be stressing more about how much debt you are taking on and what a waste of time it is.
>mfw I failed my penis inspection on the surprise final
pretty sure I failed my calc 3 final. Guess I'm destined to be a neet after all, silly me for trying
>get back to my apartment after a long day of finals
>get into bed
>finals van rolls up, swat guys break my windows
>pull the complaints rope
>mfw I got a free meal ticket because van broke policy (lights were off, private residence)
>>24917626
Better than my last experience
>walk into class
>teacher announces that the school is being audited due to being six people short of their monthly quota of people killed while attending class
>don't sweat it too much, as everyone is taking finals and the odds of there being a shooting today are pretty slim
>finish my final and hand it in
>walk out of class
>unfortunately the designated shooter was among us
>starts shooting indiscriminately, hits me in the leg
>pull the complaint rope
I got a coupon for a free California roll, but unfortunately they won't revoke his school shooting license because technically I was still in the building
I stayed up all night last night studying for my Advertising Final. I needed a pretty high grade, so I was motivated. To get into my major at my new Uni (I'm a transfer, you have to pass this class with an A, you get one chance).
Felt pretty confident. Sat down, looked at the test, and I wasn't sure about half this shit. So I went through every question very carefully, and made the choices based on what I DID know regarding the question.
Leave the class, go home to apartment. Try and sleep, can't cause I'm anxious to see the grades.
Our tests are graded out of 215. Class is a total 1000 points, so about 20% each roughly.
Grades go up.
Out of a Thousand point class, I got the A that I needed. By FOUR points. I had a 904. Holy shit anons. I truly couldn't believe it! I still can't.
Anyway I'm really happy and I wanted to share with you dudes. Study hard, and you can make shit happen. Accomplish your goals. You're all smart, I know you are.
Okay, can we talk real uni? I would love to talk about Uni with fellow anons!
>>24918133
Also, I was really upset when I got home. I needed this test. It was so important and I had studied hard. Like, real depressed style. Then I just got so damn happy that despite staying up all night, I couldn't go to sleep. Many happy.
Also, out of 215 points, I scored a 165. The class average was like 70 something.
I'm feelin pretty proud, anons
>>24918133
>tfw I failed my advertising final because I forgot to tip the professor on the way out
>>24918133
>not utilizing your finals Corvid who immediately eliminates two wrong answers per multiple choice questions
Rookie mistake tbqh
>>24918188
>>24918221
fuck you, faggots. no discussion here I see
>>24916466
the fok
>>24916466
>sit down to take my philosophy final
>two minutes late, class already packed
>only seat is under the bird cage
>have to take my final with bird shit and seeds falling on my head
>girl in front of me is chosen for random inspection
>she fails and is hanged in front of the class
>finish my final with 30 seconds left
>turn it in before the classroom is locked and anyone still working is executed
Not a hard test actually, I got an A
>>24918221
>not spending the extra 15 bucks to get a falcon
I never attend class without my falcon. I hear some classes won't even let you in without one.
>>24916466
>le finals meme
You're normie is showing.
>>24918133
You sound like a neckbeerd
>>24918744
or a whore
>>24918744
I do indeed fit the stereotype of overweight beta male, but I actually shaved the neck section off my beard during finals week, anon. Dress well, look your best, and you'll focus.
>got caught last week smuggling sushi under my foreskin
>failed penis inspection deducts 5% from your final grade
It was okay though because I already had an A in the class
>>24917453
As a kekario in retail.
This.
Enjoy the college life while u normie keks can.
>>24917453
I have literally zero debt because I'm European
what am I supposed to stress about then?
>>24919041
Fuck u norman well adjusted butthole. I'm fucking so triggered right now that my peepee hole is on fucking fire. I want to rape the shit out of your tight eurocvck asshole and feel every inch of your nervous system wrapped around my penis.
>>24919090
should've asked your mum to give birth to you in a first world country, my burger friend
>>24919090
Looks like finals week isn't going so well for some
>get to class
>second day of finals, chemistry
>get a pretty good seat
>begin my final, water level begins to rise
>already to my ankles
>some fish things swimming in water
>girl gets up to go to the bathroom
>gets electrocuted
>charred body lays in the water
>net descends from ceiling to collect remains
>continue to take my final, as getting up to help is against the rules
>drop my pencil in the water
>ohshit.jpg
>fish creatures begin jumping out of the water
>grab my final
>can't get up or I'd be killed
>water level already to my knees
>people turning in their finals
>raise my hand, ask if I can start over
>given a break, probably because of my perfect penis inspection record
>finish just as the water level passes my chin
