"Just smile and say hi bro, works everytime for me"
>>24861683
>be me
>be 17 year old virgin beta
>attend party through outsider in dnd circle who only plays ironically
>i don't have anyone to smuggle me drink, so i show up with snacks instead
>i see a qt3.14
>"H-Hi, h-how d-do y-y-you d-d-d-do?"
>she laughs, her friends laugh
>dudebroguychad turns off music and asks what so funny
>they explain
>everyone laughs at me
>the girl takes my doritos snacks, opens it and throws it all over me
>>24861821
Oh man, I expected one of these:
>be me ;^)
>be a kissless beta virgin :^(
>start lifting :o
>mfw Im handsome :^D
>mfs qts want me
>mfw tfw mfw mfw baka adding 4chinz memes to mek me seem like an edgy chad ;)
greentexts, but it turned out to be something that seems like an exaggeration. Are you sure she didnt just trow one nacho at you?
That's literally what I do.
I've gotten 3 gfs because of it.
>>24862431
The image I am attaching to my reply is highly relevant.
Keepin it original ;^)
Anyway, pic related, get out.
>>24861683
It works for him because he works hard in the gym.
You could too, but instead you're sitting on your ass in front of a computer complaining.
>>24861821
>they explain
Well, what was the explanation?
>>24862568
>implying lifting is all it takes
pic related
>>24862644
"just smile and say hi bro"
>>24862644
non-shitty attitude and a decent hairstyle help
consider a short beard, too, that will make you look human... you have too much forehead space
>>24862176
The four stages of emoji's, the most complex form of grief.
>>24862894
I'm not the guy in the pic. He's an ugly autistic roided kiwi from /fit/ who says that he's natty and that he's better than everyone
>>24862553
No thanks. I'm comfy right here, frogposter.
