After having received a gift from myself (earlier thread here http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24508327/), Kyriaki took it upon herself to send me a gift in return. I'm really overwhelmed by what she sent me, and despite the fact she told me in advance what she was sending me, she still managed to surprise me a lot.
Here is the unpacked gift, a Japanese 3DS XL along with Monster Hunter 4, for those with bad eyesight. She was aware I've been wanting to play Monster Hunter Cross on release, but since the 3DS is regiolocked and Cross wouldn't be localized for possibly another year, she told me she'd be sending me this. I wasn't expected a limited edition Monster Hunter 3DS, though. I'm really happy with it.
She also included a few Animal Crossing Amiibo cards and a Circle Pad Pro for the 3DX XL. I don't really know what the former are for, but they're nice random collectibles. Monster Hunter without a CPP on 3DS is a crutch, so it's fantastic she included this as well.
This may in fact be the best gift I've gotten in my life. Thank you Kyriaki.
No problem! You deserve it! Enjoy your gift, Doj.
Who is Kyriaki? and why is some dumb annoying tripfag getting free presents who does nothing but act like retard on r9k?
>>24854805
I'm one of Doj's female friends. He's been very kind to me since I met him on here a few months ago and I wanted to make his holidays a little special this year.
>>24854819
So you're a whore who buys peoples friendship? got it.
>>24854831
Seems like that'd make him the whore and me a sugar mama, but whatever.
>>24854730
Is she cute? or what??
>>24854805
I've never spoken to the guy but he almost always posts reasonable stuff when I see him.
Normally I'm not happy about trips but he's proving the point that you can be a sane human being, make friends with grills, and have nice things come your way.
>>24854848
Pathetic really, not surprised some guy from r9k beta orbits a female. Happens here regularly.
I bet they all think you're a cunt and buy friendship and would turn their backs on you when it counts.
>>24854870
>but he almost always posts reasonable stuff when I see him.
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>>24854805
We've been friends for a few months. I added her one day from a random thread, where she posted her Skype for some guy to add her, who proceeded to throw a tantrum because her Skype name had "kitty" in it. I thought it was hilarious, and since it didn't seem to faze her, I figured she must've been a decent person and tried to strike up conversation. Now we're here today, sending gifts across the Atlantic. One of few true friendships I've experienced in my life, for sure.
>>24854831
By /r9k/ manchild definition, she's a whore, simply because she's not a virgin. She's told me numerous times how guys she's added from this board throw immediate tantrums whenever she mentions her lack of virginity. It's amusing.
>>24854857
I think she is, but according to even herself I have no standards. Then again, I don't care much for looks. Her personality and behavior alone is priceless enough. However, we're just friends. Neither of us see reason to do anything beyond that.
>>24854870
>reasonable
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XUiWNznt6G
who's with me?
Mfw Doj and krapkeki are the same fat loser pretending to have a life
>>24854896
You added her simply because shes a female and you thought you had a chance seeing nudes or getting to meet up.
You're a nigger who beta orbits women.
>>24854879
I'm not sure how me buying him a gift = him beta orbiting me.
>>24854903
I can prove I'm not, if you like. Doj is Dutch, I'm American. I can timestamp a power outlet for you or something.
>>24854917
He's never asked for nudes. He seems to get plenty from other women.
>>24854937
>He's never asked for nudes. He seems to get plenty from other women.
Doesn't change the fact he only added one because of the gender involved. Doj is one of the biggest faggot trips on r9k.
>>24854937
You have a dick you pathetic piece of air
>>24854879
>>24854898
You're aware people can have different opinions, right? You also seems to confuse opposing opinions with lack of reasoning. Someone else can have an opposing opinion and still formulate it in a reasonable manner by supporting it with arguments.
The world isn't black or white, and your opinion is not fact. Neither is mine.
>>24854917
I have no desire for either of those things, sorry to disappoint you.
>>24854948
Even if I added her because she's a woman, why does it matter? I have no ulterior motives, I just like speaking to women more than men. That doesn't mean I don't talk to men, though. I've added ~4 guys from /r9k/, I think. 3 of them stopped talking for no real reason, and the 4th wasn't very talkative in general. They were all just fine to talk to, but for that reason or another it simply didn't last.
I've been more prone to befriending women over men for as long as I can remember. That's just the way it is, mate.
>>24854948
I don't really see how that's a problem. He seems to get along well with women, while I usually get on well with men. Works out for both of us.
>>24854969
I do have a couple silicone ones in the bottom of my filing cabinet under all my paperwork. Guess you found me out.
>>24854730
heh, first it was that faggot eggman, then s4mson and now you. You fuckers are delusional as fuck. Stop sending gifts to yourself under false names fucker.
>>24854980
>Even if I added her because she's a woman, why does it matter?
Goes back to what was said here; >>24854917
She even admitted you had no standards, you're a pathetic thirsty attention-whore; >>24854896
What i want to know next is why you come here like any of us give a fuck and boast off about meeting some whore and her giving you free gifts? Generally curious.
>>24854980
> mate
Confirmed aussie shitposter
Fuck off back to coon country and take your faggy blog with you
>>24854730
>sends cheap Dutch snacks (really, AH basic?)
>gets a limited edition 3DS
Sure is a fair trade.
>>24855001
Hes a clown.
>>24854981
Ur a gay fag man fat ass
>>24855009
Giving gifts isn't about doing a fair trade, it's about both people making each other happy.
>>24855017
Eloquent.
>>24854981
Why post on r9k and boast about getting gifts? do you seek that much attention and validation? Both you and your autistic Doj can go drink bleach and jump in front of a moving train.
Attention whore tripfags
>>24855030
There's no rule that you can't.
>>24855054
Look at the place, the community. You're a fucking moron.
>Lmao just let me show off and boast about getting gifts and having an internet (f)riend
>etc..
I hope you die in a fire.
>>24854730
blogposting+attentionwhoring
women and tripfag
tripfags a white knight as well
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24640489/#24643851
>>24854993
>thirsty
Based on the fact I have no standards? That makes no sense.
>I want to know why
Because you might be able to learn something from this, and treat everyone like a human being.
>>24855001
lol
>>24855009
I demanded her not to send me something so expensive, but she insisted. Take it up with her.
>>24855012
I do like clowns (and jesters.and mimes.).
>>24855030
We're basically just sharing our friendship for others to see. You may end up inclining to better yourself.
>>24855042
>>24855071
Original.
>>24855065
> (f)riend
I don't understand this part of your message. Is that like "f and/or riend" or did you mean to type "friend" with like sarcastic air quotes around it and you're just retarded?
>>24855103
Good job completely ignoring the rest of the reply. It's because you've got nothing to say. I made you think for a second in that thick skull of yours and you realized what a complete fuck up you are.
Coming to /r9k/ out of all places to brag. Truly the worst kind.
>>24855101
You know, if you guys were actually nice to women like Doj is, women might treat you guys well, too.
>>24855101
>We're basically just sharing our friendship for others to see. You may end up inclining to better yourself.
i missed the part where people asked you to ever post your life on r9k you stupid faggot.
>>24855097
This tripfags not even a robot.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24638633/#24638819
>>24855112
I just thought that was the more interesting part of your post.
>>24855138
Is he not a robot because he thinks rationally? Weird.
>>24855112
But your entire post makes no sense because of the "(f)riend" thing.
>>24855122
>/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
>1. A place for hanging out and posting greentext stories.
Taken from the rule page itself. Now be quiet, lad.
>>24855138
Define "robot". Most posters have a very warped perception of what a robot is.
>>24855157
>I just thought that was the more interesting part of your post.
You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. Doesn't at all surprise me some dumb bitch cant handle a proper conversation/Argument (If you want to call it that).
You have the mind of a rock.
>>24855172
>ashtray on a motorcycle
Must suck getting all your insults from novelty t-shirts.
>>24855169
>/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
>3: Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
Taken from the rule page itself. Now run along and go suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
>>24855201
This isn't a rate me, meetup, or camwhore thread, as far as I can tell. Do you think this is an advice thread?
>>24855201
This is not an advice thread, rate thread, meetup thread or camwhoring thread. The first 3 are self explanatory, and the images I posted are not of myself, but of some objects in my possession
Your point?
>>24855199
Yes, because every-joke in existence and every slur isn't on some shitty website that sells costume made shirts / jumpers. How stupid can you be? Holy damn.
>>24855222
>>24855229
This is a cam-whore thread, two attention-whores flinging shit around.
Time to sage this shit hole.
>>24855245
But neither of us have posted any images of ourselves.
Furthermore, you have just broken rule 7.
>7. Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
>>24855245
>Time to sage this shit hole.
Remember, sage goes in every field.
>>24855270
Filter it, i just did. Now it's time to hide the thread.
>>24855257
I suppose I did offer to post a super sexy picture of a power outlet.
>>24855271
Yeah, mods love it when people abuse the reporting system. Go nuts, tiger.
>>24854730
boring thread dojjy
you need to compile gifts over a long period of time and post about it here when you get approx. 5-10 (dependent on cost, of course)
The unintentional b8ing is hilarious though
>>24855616
He'd probably be able to amass that many pretty quick if shipping weren't an arm and a leg to his country.
>>24855658
shipping sucks, I should know lad
everything is purchased via Amazon for me; except for food
>>24855696
His fucking country only sells books on Amazon. Can you imagine? Fucking books and nothing else. I wouldn't survive.
>>24855718
No one cares you dumb whore, stop bumping your autistic boyfriends thread.
>>24855616
I'll just make more threads whenever I get a gift, I guess. I don't see why I'd have to hoard 5-10 before posting a thread about it though. Do you think I want to make others jealous?
>>24855718
Also foob.
>>24855726
You're bumping it as well.
>>24855745
There are bookstores for books. Amazon sells all kinds of shit now, it's not the early 2000's.
>>24855726
He's not my boyfriend.
>>24855781
>You're bumping it as well.
Not surprised a trpwhore is that stupid. Had fun posting in here without a trip a few minutes ago?
>>24855793
was kidding, I was who you were replying to in the chain
>>24855801
I didn't post without my trip. I guess I'll make a thread later today or tomorrow to prove we aren't samefagging, if that satisfies you, my man.
>>24855781
Well assuming you want people to actually talk about the gifts and not b8 'em, more would make sense.
More items = more to talk about
>>24854730
Another reason to kill myself on Christmas....t-thanks.
>>24855847
I sent like 5 things if you include the game, 3ds, accessory, and two amiibo cards. Seems like enough but people still aren't talking.
>>24855907
Maybe people will do secret santa for anons again this year and you can get something nice. I got a couple things that way last year.
>>24855847
Well, the focus of my thread isn't what I received as gift, it's the fact I received a gift from someone I've met a few months ago on /r9k/, whom I've been talking to every day since then, despite our political opinions being violently opposing of each other, despite our vividly different personalities, gender differences, lack of virginity or not, etcetera.
I want to make the manchildren on this board understand that what goes around, comes around, in both negative and positive ways.
>>24855907
o-oh
>>24855917
And the Augmented Reality cards which I didn't have yet.
And the 8GB SD which is bigger than the one I had.
And the adorable card you included. That's a gift on its own.
Stop bumping the attention-whores thread, it's nothing more but a penis measuring contest. Don't forget to sage if you're a spastic and cant help yourself.
Saging doesn't actually do anything on /r9k/, so go for it, champ.
>>24856006
This be a fun thread mi lord
>>24855964
>Maybe people will do secret santa for anons again this year and you can get something nice. I got a couple things that way last year.
How exactly do I get anything without giving my name and address though?
>>24856198
It's basically normshits and trifags.
Don't trust anyone here with your real name or address.
>>24856198
>>24856243
What bad can someone do with your name or address?
>>24856243
Well yeah, that's what I don't get, do people really do that?
>>24856198
People did it via Amazon Wishlist.
>>24856312
And Wishlist shows the person's info, or at least it did last time I checked.
>>24856271
Normshits and tripfags do, yes. Which they then show off about.
This thread is a great example.
>>24856359
From what I recall, it showed first and last name. I participated last year and no one harassed me or anything. I got some shark plushies that I wanted.
>>24856265
What's it like talking to a member of the opposite sex?
>>24856506
It's nothing special whatsoever.
Fake and gay. Stop being retards believing everything someone says including a tripfag who feels validated by trying to be better than everyone else.
>>24854730
good job friend
glad you are happy
This thread is gay.
>tripfag
GTFO whore
>>24856686
>trying to be better than everyone else
That's not what I'm doing. I'm already better than "everyone else" (which would actually just be autistic manchild frogposters).
>>24856706
Thanks mate. Happy holidays.
>>24856881
Do you have ADD? Not a single line has any relevance to the others in your post.
>tripfag thread
Disgusting.
>>24856359
You can keep your address private.
Source: I bought some stuff for anons (games, books, dvds, and a coffee machine) a while back. It's also how I exchange gifts with one of my Steam buddies.
>>24857261
What about the name though?
>>24857294
You can use your real name or make something up. A couple of guys just had "Anon" as their name, but a few others had their first name and last initial.
>>24857317
You can? I didn't know that. I'll have to look into it I guess, I thought it just used the name from the shipping address?
>>24857115
Do you suffer from being a faggot? Not a single post you have ever made has made any sense other than for the purpose of being a fucking whore
GTFO
>>24855965
It seems you are feeling quiteeuphoricover your gifts mate.
>>24854730
Right on, man. Good for you. I'm happy for you, enjoy your gift.
But remember that the best gift is giving. So remember to pay it forward, champ.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198114317387/wishlist
>>24857331
It'll be under whatever name you've told Amazon your name is. I took the liberty of mucking around with my account settings on Amazon, and it turns out that you can change your name if you feel the need to.
I'll have to start looking for those Secret Santa threads again as we get closer to Christmas. Glad this thread reminded me of them.
>>24857370
He already did this by sending me a bunch of nice snacks from his country. Nice try, though.
>>24857409
But if people had Anon as name, how did it come to their address without a real name? And if you change your Amazon name how can you use a credit card?
>>24854819
Well, if that's true then I'm glad for the both of you. You seem to be a great pair of friends.
Don't pay attention to those guys calling you a whore or whatever, if you wanted to make your friend happy it only means that you're a good person.
>>24857425
Well that's very nice of him. I wish I had snacks. Or any food. Or something to take my mind off of the fact that I don't have any food.
>>24857432
I was mistaken about that. You don't have to change your Amazon name.
Rather, in your address book, you may add a new entry using your alias (in this case, Anon) and your real address. If you want to make purchases under this address, you just have to set the billing address as the address with your real name on it.
>>24857514
I still don't get how the package goes to you without your name though?
>>24857471
I can link you to a list of food pantries in your area if you give me your location.
>>24857531
The post office generally doesn't care about who something's being sent to. As long as the address, city, and zip code check out, you'll get your package.
I mean this is actually very pathetic, it's been 4 hours and the tripfag and his autistic fat girlfriend are still in here posting and browsing.
Literally so hungry for attention.
>>24857536
No, that's fine. I'll live, I've been in worse situations. But thanks for the thought.
>>24857554
Really? They always ask for ID at the post office in my country, maybe it's different in the US?
>>24857580
Ah, that might be it, then. I've had packages delivered to my house and still gotten them after someone that wasn't me signed for them.
If you don't mind me asking, where are you from?
>>24857628
Romania, also I just realized that it wouldn't work at all if you lived in an apartment building, not a house with its own number. I'm guessing that they'd probably deliver it anyway if it was a house.
>>24855009
Best trade ever. I wish someone sent me some expensive gifts.
>>24857679
Yeah, that's likely why I've never had an issue doing this.
I'm afraid I wouldn't know about how it works for those living in apartment buildings, unfortunately.
>>24857369
Why, yes. Reminder that euphoria is an existing emotion, and the fact it's known as part of the Redditor fedoratipping stereotype does not invalidate the existence of the emotion.
>>24857367
If you feel that way.
>>24857572
There is no reason to stop replying if the thread is still alive and being replied to.
>>24857753
Add "apartment #" to the address line.
>>24854730
>she gives you a DS
>they give her a DP
I really don't understand. This place is fucking clicky as hell. Nice job op, it isn't easy to make new friends and seems you got one.
I hope you enjoy your new game and hope you realize that the reaction in this thread just jealously.
>>24859665
Thank you, friend.
>jealousy
Perhaps. I wish these people would let go of their bitterness for once, and understand that nothing warrants being an asshole to entire collections of people, whether based on religion, race or gender, especially here on 4chan. It seems most people are unable to differentiate between the kind of people you'd find clustered up in the real world and people you find on a niche board on a niche website known for its inhospitality. Ironically enough, for those who have issues getting along with the prior, the latter should be brimming with likeminded people.
Everyone on this board is in it together, so we should be nice to one another.
>>24859831
>>24859665
Stop reviving your thread and replying to yourself. Faggot.
>>24859854
If only, little weirdo, if only.
;-; ive wanted a 3ds the last 2 days
this thread is giving me major feels about the 3ds i dont have desu
>>24854730
nice blog faggot! Please post again soon
>>24859910
I actually have two now, a European Lite with metallic blue color, and now this one, which is Japanese. 3DS are regionlocked, and my firmware wasn't anywhere close to being customizable, so the only alternative was getting an unupdated 3DS and put custom firmware on it, or get a Japanese 3DS. I didn't actually have any money to purchase a new 3DS, so I was overjoyed to receive this in my mail.
I hope you too will one day get a 3DS, though. I've grown out of console gaming, but Nintendo has always managed to stick around.
>>24859959
Thanks!
>>24859665
don't you mean envy? jealousy is a fear/anxiety of losing things you have/others taking things you have.
what these "robots" feel is envy because theres no way in hell they have friends like this.
I find the fact that you have to blog on /r9k/ about how successful you are socially, regardless of it being fake or not, quite amusing. Are you hoping for people to do other things than become envious and boost your ego?
>>24861297
>socially successful
I assure you that I am anything but.
>Are you hoping for people to do other things than become envious?
I hope for people to stop being so incredibly bitter on this board, and instead try being more friendly towards one another, because we aren't on /b/.
>>24854730
>>24854768
>>24854784
>>24854819
All this ass kissing
what the fuck is this nasty tripshit
get out
