If /r9k/ was a real place
>>24835825
Everyone would have a smug face.
>>24835825
There'd be no shops, businesses, infrastructure, services etc. because everybody would be NEET. It would also last exactly one generation because nobody would ever have kids or want to move their willingly. Anybody who tried to break this mould would get shouted out of town with an endless chorus of "GET OUT NORMIES, FUCKING NORMALFAG CHADS AND STACIES GET OUT!"
Just a whole dilapidated town filled with the sound of REEEEEEEE like a swarm of angry mosquitoes, mixed in with the sound endless shitposting and hundreds of cocks being jerked in unison.
>>24837311
made me laugh pretty hard
It would be filled with normalfags and fem"""""bots""""" and they'd all have sex.
There would be a handful of robots thinking it's their island but there would be a normalfag government stopping any robot plans.
There would be a bunch of retards going out on the city screaming the same retarded shit every day like threads are spammed here.
>>24837311
This post was written by a redditor. I don't even mean that in accusatory or angry way, but the style and the way you approach memeing is unmistakably reddit.
>>24837311
>implying
If you can't remember pic related, you're the cancer that made r9k/ (more) shit.
>implying it's not the Virgin islands
>>24837584
Not the anon you're talking to, but I had forgotten that gem. Thanks for posting it.
>>24837311
>no businesses
not true, I'd own one, called 54m50n's Hummus Shack. it would fail quickly though, as no normies would visit the town, and everyone else in the town would hate me too much to even try my hummus
Alternative location for Bongistanis.
>>24838907
I wonder if there are immigrants there
>>24838907
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kekfield
>the rape of Lewes
>the Cockburn family
tip top kek
>tfw killed yet another thread
happens all the damn time
>>24837538
why do you say that? not even hatin', I'm just curious about your feelings on meme etymology
>>24839204
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kekfield
>Kekfield
Has Nagasaki gone too far?
>>24839385
word filters are funny like that
>>24835825
We are no kekolds
We have nobody to be keked by
>>24837311
>No mention of the daily gay orgies in the town soup kitchen
>>24839472
sounds very unsanitary
>>24839472
nah, /r9k/'s insanely high standards would preclude any kind of lust or romance
>>24839540
never underestimate any human's potential for total hypocrisy. sure, they might REEEEEEEE at gay couples or fag sluts, but have no trouble fucking any willing twink's ass
>>24839579
the thing is though
>r9k
>willing twinks
and there's already enough hypocrisy with REEEEing at gay couples and fag sluts while demanding qt trap sex slaves for themselves , I'm just sayin that there won't be any qt traps to get the robots' juices going
>>24839204
I live near here
legend has it after Aethelred the Unready fled England most burhs which had been under siege surrendered, spared if they pledged allegiance to the new king Cnut, all except for one stubborn village, nearby Bolney
Aethelred's wife would desert Aethelred for Cnut and would later present herself to the village to prove the cause was lost and end the siege. Wanting to make an example of them but not wanting to cause an incident, Cnut agreed to spare their lives if the men of Bolney agreed to be taken one by one to the designated kekolding field where they would watch his men have their way with their wives, one by one they were led out to get keked, the area would be forever known as Kekfield
>>24835825
>>24838907
original comment :v) :-) :^)
>>24839694
nah, it's named after c uckoos
>>24839693
>implying there aren't trap and fag threads at the top of the catalog literally all day and night
>>24839778
>implying any of the posters in those threads are attractive when you take away the MySpace Angles
>>24835825
In order for you to be a kek, you need a gf or wife who cheats on you with your knowledge. This disqualifies robots. Many of us would be happy to have chad's sloppy seconds.
>>24839861
>implying the kind of desperate faggots who would live in an r9k community wouldn't pork them anyway
oh and women would probably eventually find their way in, and the fighting over them would destroy the community
>>24835825
>>24838907
>>24839204
i'm pretty tempted to try and visit them now
>>24839942
>>implying the kind of desperate faggots who would live in an r9k community wouldn't pork them anyway
I ain't implying shit homie I'm explicitly stating as much
>oh and women would probably eventually find their way in, and the fighting over them would destroy the community
yes, absolutely 100% realtalk itp
it would be worse than anime clubs
>>24837311
Holy shit, all my kekerinos
>>24837538
I agree
There's just something about the way they type
>>24840167
might be fun for a little while though
if I had a shitload of money, I'd buy some land near a rail line, bring in loads of old rolling stock, turn them into tiny houses, and let 3-4 robots stay in each one (except mine, that's just for me)
>tfw will never be the mayor of a shantytown called the Robot Railyard
>>24840505
would anyone else be on board for this?
