/x/ wasn't very helpful, but do any of you guys know any good spells/voodoo/jinxes to repel normies while simultaneously attracting a gf?
>>24828300
koompah loompah give me a girloompa
>>24828300
Ok I know one but please don't repeat it.
>Get a pas
>Piss, shit, cum in this order
>mix it until it is a unified liquid
>use a filter (coffee filter will do) to get a liquid
>Put it in a coca cola bottle so it will pass in-cog-neet-o
>When you see chad talking to your crush throw it on them the fer-o-mones will repell chad but attract the qt
gud luck
law of attraction
you can also try pheromones
>>24828594
>>24828578
Nigga knows wats up
F-er-o-mones
bruh
>>24828578
If you want to be more discreet use a little bit of this mixture and inject it into some fe-re-ro-ooo rocher offer them to chad and ur gf too she will luv it and then come drink yur cum in yur sleep chad will stop annoying u but he will come too drink yur cum in the night
BTW they will not remember drinking yur cum and they will only come at night!
Fe-roorooo rocher technique is only for puzzys tbqh with u lads
>>24828300
POO POO
PEE PEE
NOW STACY'S GOING TO FUCK ME.
This should do the trick:
F=GmM/r^2
basically stop washing
this will create a strong natural perfume and attract Stacey cunt
>>24828773
It will create pheromones
try it out ever since I do it ugly women don't talk to me before and qts turn there heads e
Bro go to (4+4)chan /fringe/ board for this kind of shit.
>>24828300
We need our resident witchdoctor on this one.
cavebro
He's got all sort of fiendish elixirs to make the normies suffer.
>>24828800
>/fringe
ROOOOOOOOOOOOo
ABIDE ORDINARY PERSON
>>24828807
ITT we summon him
you can try dabbling in chaos magick
>>24828807
but i thought he was kill?
>>24828664
Should I live-stream making these?
>>24828877
Then I can offer them in my city?
>>24828664
wew lad, that's a quite a lot to take in just for one perspective dip in the ol' pussaroo
>>24828904
i don't get it?????????????
fooorooorooo rochaiiiii
why do normooos luv it
>>24828835
We can, if you bend your mind to it, yes.
He's living in between two trees with a piece of plywood overtop. At the foot of these stumps (?) is a small burning barrell.
Clear your mind, Let us try.
>>24828972
don't we need a summoning cauldron or something?
>>24828300
sigil magick might work
look up basic chaos magick sigil working
but the consequences of offensive magick are something you should be aware of
karma and all that
>>24829059
He's not there
he must've went indoors for the wintry nights
