I'm becoming one with my autism, guys. I've shown my power level at least three times today. Will dump stories.
> hanging out playing civ with friend
> make constant meme references, "current year" and sonic the hedgehog mostly.
> he tells me sonic the hedgehog came out in 1998
> says I'm basically making all your base jokes
> laugh my ass off and double the amount of sonic references I make
>>24716195
> in class (inb4 underageb& I'm 18)
> girl talking about jokes
> says memes
> walk up to her and show her pic related on my iPod
> pop boner from the risk involved in showing her an iPod filled with 200 pictures saved off of instagrams of her and her friends
> we have to present group project
> Topkek at the class having to stare at my boner
>>24716195
> presenting on Shakespeare
> we can use textbook or these "core" books that the teacher made
> basically contain everything we're going to read that year without the textbook's bullshit
> had to pay 3 dollars but whatever
> during presentation she says we can write all over these books
> take opportunity to start drawing a cock in my book
> drawing a cock in front of my class, qt standing next to me sees it
> kek and finish
> pic related
its not all fun and games, though
> break up with waifu because can't stop jerking off to other women
> still clinging to hope of one day having sex
> don't want her to feel like a pit stop or a fallback
> know she deserves better, let her go
> miserable, miss her
> know she's happier without me
> she came back last night
> I explained that I'm just not good enough for her and I don't deserve her
> she leaves, I don't think she's coming back
> just happy I'm not dragging her down anymore
I want to break your legs and leave you in the desert.
>>24716195
Literally everyone in this thread is a newfag.
>sage'd
>>24716629
> only two people have posted to this thread
> one of them is you
>people have come into my room full of anime figures and daki
>give no fucks
This is some quality shitposting son
>>24716726
It's OC too, which is more than can be said for most autists.
we have all been there
>talk to stacey about giligan's island
>o i don['t spend my time watching tv i go out
>you should go out with your friends
>tell her don't have any they moved
>tells me to go out and meet people
>i can just picture myself just staring into space drinking soda i can't drink
>>24716619
underrated post
but you don't even need to break his legs, just cut the soles of his feet and let him loose in the dunes like lawrence of arabia used to do to turkish pows
