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>tfw he says he's completely against abortion
>tfw he says he's against hook-up culture and modern degeneracy
>tfw he ALWAYS tries to pump and dump me afterwards
hypocrites, all of them
And if he was a Chad, you would let him pump and dump despite that. And that is what makes you the hypocrite.
It always bothers me when I meet a guy that's pro-circumcision. Like dude. girls don't even know the difference because they aren't exposed to bare cocks growing up. Getting a baby cut so it's more eye-pleasing is barbaric. Against circumcision or not, you have to realize that this is a painful and permanent medical procedure being down on someone who can't consent. All because you're not okay with uncut dicks, it doesn't mean that baby will grow up to be someone who hates having an uncut dick. Maybe they'll meet someone who doesn't care that dicks are cut or uncut.
>tfw you want to start to start a band
>tfw you have no friends to start a band with
Is this the worst feel?
Ok let's get this out of the way:
60% of you are retarded men who think they're women
30% of you are men pretending to be women for SJW purposes
And 10% are hamplanet disgusting horny fugly sluts
>outcast in department, despised campus-wide
>school makes me project leader for a semester over three peers
>begin having dreams about wrastling and laughing with the big doofus nerd I'm in charge of
>dream he kisses the tip of my nose
>see him later
>kokoro goes doki doki
Absolutely horrible.
I wish I could just get a hysterectomy and stop feeling for others.
>>24713216
I love cosplaying, but I have no friends. I'm too lazy to keep up a relationship . I'm too lazy to get to know others and make them feel comfortable being vulnerable around me. Some costumes require help from others. I have to refrain some doing cosplay with armor because those require having a friend put those on you.
enjoying a hobby without friends suck ;C
Fembots:
My gf says she doesn't know if our relationship is working out and she needs time to think about it. But she insists that the problem is not because of me and that she loves me. Suddenly she acts like she doesn't care that much about me, but before she was being incredibly loving towards me, telling me about all the things we would do when we met again. She said something about how she thinks she rushed into the relationship too soon.
What does this mean? What do I do?
It hurts a lot. This girl took my virginity and I really got attached to her. I've already almost cried because of this.
>>24713301
It sounds like she's wronged you in someway and is trying to avoid facing whatever it is, or has a prospective other suitor.
>>24713301
>virginslayers
bro to bro, just look for someone else. someone that has sex like that is probably gonna kek you in time.
>>24713164
He's probably just running away because you're insufferable
>>24713164
>people are one person
Go away tranny
>my e-bf of three days dumped me because i had a panic attack
>back to being alone all day every day
>back to /r9k/ every second i'm awake
>literally only alive to post on /r9k/, sleep, piss
>>24713403
I hope you kill yourself, princess.
>>24713403
I thought you were going to leave this place forever
>>24713412
w-why would you hope thatno one wants me alive anyway idk why i keep prolonging the inevitable
>>24713403
im pretty sure he didnt dump you because of that. anything else happened?
>>24713403
I know you have at least one skype message and request (^:
>>24713441
yeah i cant fucking view it or get rid of the (1) message and its not showing up, so i think you're just trying to mess w/ me
>>24713438
no, its literally thatand the fact that he was only using me as a pump and dump
>>24713465
y did u have the panic attack?
>>24713403
>e-bf
Hope you at least had plans to meet each other soon.
>>24713465
Well ill try again, i saw your skype on here and requested and messaged you in a beta manner in a fit of booze-amplified loneliness
>>24713429
I have thoughts of suicide, but what keeps me from killing myself is not putting my family in financial jeopardy. I want to be sure my family can care for themselves before I decide to end my life. I struggle with OCD and anxiety. Mentally, I feel like I have the social skills of a 7 year old. It doesn't help that I'm short and very young looking. There isn't really anything wrong with my life. I just know that I failed as a person and it's too late to save me. I say that I can't get a job because of lack of social skills. I want to blame my anxiety for everything, but deep down I know it's my own fault .
>>24713403
>tripfagging
Good, a shame he didn't make fun of you either.
>>24713477
i dunno, i get them from time to time, used to have them like four times a week before my meds, now i think i'm down to 1/week. if i self medicate then i dont get them at all.
usually just get them if im been isolated for long periods of time. i have trouble regulating my emtoions
>>24713481
he wanted to come see me this month or january but probably only to fuck melose his virginityand then leave. but even if he liked me genuinely its done and im all alone again. even though he knew i was a schizo with severe issues and self-professed that he liked "crazy girls" i guess it was just too much or i was too ugly or something
>>24713403
I love you mystery. You're my waifu.
>>24713493
just post yours, it honestly isnt working.
>>24713532
he did make fun of me, he called me disgusting all the time. i am kek so its not like i care
>>24713500
same, except i dont even have a family to support. i have a dog that i dont want to leave because i am his universe but thats abou tit
>>24713540
post a pic of yourself mystery
What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
>>24713540
why dont you go outside once in a while, just a walk with music at night can be amazing yaknow
>>24713638
i do that almost every night.
the i end up seeing normies holding hands and i can't control the tears falling out of my eyes and i go home as soon as i can and shitpost on /r9k/ to make it hurt less
My boyfriend and I are looking for a room to rent. My friend has a spare room and I asked him if I could move in with him with my boyfriend. He told me 'no' because he doesn't want to share a house where 2 people use the same room. He says that even couples need alone time from each other.
How right is he?
anyone here have experience with sharing the same room with their boyfriend and living with a roommate?
I really want to move out because I'm a bit fed up by living with parents' rules and nagging. I never had a boyfriend before and want to finally feel grown up by living out with him.
>>24713666
well, i do parkour, and rooftops are perfect places to just sit outside, watch stars, and get some rest, is that an option?
How do i politely say to a qt that her breath stinks?
>>24713735
go brush your teeth, or just give em some gum
>>24713709
that sounds retarded no offence
>>24713735
>have pack of gum
>start chewing a piece of it
>offer it to the girl
>>24713752
whats retarted about it?
>>24713748
>>24713758
>offer her a gum
And what if she refuses?
I swear to God i feel like puking just from kissing her on lips
>>24713164
B-b-but I really don't want a pump and dump.
I want someone to come home to or someone to go visit after a long day at work and eat dinner with and talk to.
;_;
Why are women such cunts? Why do they drive me to alcohol?
>>24713776
>here, a piece o gum
no thanks
>that wasnt an offer
Sometimes when I get lonely, I lie to my friends about getting into crazy antics with people I met online. In reality, I'm just reciting stories I read up on blogs or hear from streamers on Twitch.
>>24713403
I'm glad you're here, I was harsh to you last night and when you had your fit and fucked off I thought you were going to do something stupid like offing yourself.
I'm glad you didn't, what happened to getting off of this site though?
>>24713795
>with people i met online
Sometimes i'm glad i live in backwards shithole when the whole online culture is looked down on. I have stories of hooking up with people i know from the internet, but i'm actually ashamed of them.
>>24713829
im never leaving. just going to shitpost into the abyss for as long as im alive.
Even if I do somehow get a job and live on my own and get over my anxiety I'll still feel empty. I didn't grow up with friends. I'll just be some woman living on her own with a bunch of cats. I'll never think back and remember the great times I had with friends because I had none. I'll never go out in public and bump into an old classmmate and chat over a hamburger and discuss what fun gradeschool was. I'll never spend a Friday night with some buddies at a karaoke bar. I'll always be alone. I missed out on the innocent fun of life. I missed out on growing as a person with others.
I'll just be the same as I am now, but with money .
All of you go to >>>/soc/
>>24713301
My guess is that you are being to clingy, and she feels like you invade her time and space.
>>24713870
It's never too late to have those experiences.
You just need to go out and put yourself in interesting circumstances and situations. I have a group of people that I play trivia with at a bar once a week. It just sort of happened through chance that I met them one of those nights and helped them on questions they were struggling with. Now they're some good friends that I really enjoy seeing. You just need to open up a little bit.
>STILL no gay, virgin weeb gf
The hunt never ends
>>24713851
If it's what you really want then I won't go off on you, but don't go doing anything stupid like suicide.
I'm sorry it turned into such fucking bulling last night, I ain't going to WK for you or nothing, but I just got caught up in acting like a cunt, so I'm genuinely sorry, I shouldn't have belittled your problems and compared them to everyone else's and it wasn't fair.
>>24713183
She probably meant
>tfw he ALWAYS pump and dumps me afterward
but she changed it to make herself look like less of a whore
>be me
>be 9/10 6'2" frat star
>destroy hot sorority pussy on the daily
Feels good to be alpha
You disgusting fembots will never know what it's like to be fucked by a man as good looking as me
>>24713957
>>>/soc/
this isn't a fucking sitcom
>>24713572
From last night
>>24713980
warra meme!
>showered with a friend once
>even since then he had the confidence to flirt with me and touch my breasts whenever we cuddle
>I get a boyfriend
>he's a lot more frigid with me and doesn't hug me while my boyfriend is around
I'm glad he learned his boundaries, but at the same time i don't like how he's less open and comfortable with me. I'm not saying i want him to touch me all over again. He shouldn't feel scared to act like a best friend to me just because I have a boyfriend. He now feels like a co-worker I'm just talking to during break.
>>24713216
this is a feel i know intimately
i just wanna make cool garage rock / surf punk but my band is... folk rock
>>24713993
no proof that the girl in the picture is mystery.jpg
>>24713957
i dont know what you're tlaking about but w/e
it doesnt matter. im just pointless
>>24713999
You're trying to hard, amigo.
>>24714009
link to music?
>>24713999
All he wanted to do was fuck you. Now he knows it's impossible and is trying to stop orbiting him.
>>24713216
I play guitar and piano. I always wanted to do a jam session with some stranger or friends, but I feel like I'm not good enough. I spend hours everyday practicing . People say I play nicely, but I always think I could be better or think they're just saying I play nice because they don't play an instrument and don't know any better. I don't necessarily want to start a band, but I always wanted to run a youtube channel where I perform duets with someone. I'm not a good songwriter.
>>24713957
topfuckingkek
>tfw you will never have betas orbit you
>>24714024
read the text on the feet you dumb retard
>>24714024
She literally posted these herself. I don't know how much more proof you need, and I think that's a timestamp attempt on her foot.
>>24714027
Last night in that fembot thread? There were a lot of people on to you, so whatever, I'm sorry for saying the shit I did though.
Honestly, something makes me want to help you but I can't trust that this isn't some bug set up to get fucking orbiters or some shit and I won't let myself turn into some spineless cunt who's always there to reassure girls about their looks or whatever the fuck it is.
What's actually up with you? What's your shit?
>>24714081
I ain't orbiting for shit, I said some fucked up shit to a person last night and they had a big shit fit and said that they're leaving for good.
Act out all you want, you'd be uneasy if you thought you just played a part in some fucker offing themselves too.
After having time to think about it, I felt bad.
>>24713993
Paperbag/10. Nice tits though.
>tfw wanna talk about feels
>tfw these threads are now mystery.jpg general
>>24714180
Fucking post then, cunt.
The only reason why I ever seen and felt a penis was because I was neighbors with a classmate growing up. We should to play at each other's houses after school. Our parents didn't mind us visiting each other while they were gone since we lived close together and we were old enough to know to not blow up the house or play in the streets. When we discovered porn, we watched it together. We decided toe experiment with each other, but agreed to not do sex because don't want to deal with pregnancy. He fingered me and I jerked him off. These sessions shaped me into a pervert. I loved drawing anime stuff growing up. I got into hentai because of him and starting drawing more hentai to satisfy my sexual curiosity. I didn't masturbate with him though. I never got aroused enough to want to touch myself.
>>24714124
I'm miserable and bitter and jaded and avoidant, have the personality of a wet piece of cardboard, ugly beyond all repair, and very far from being a normie, so I'm literally going to always be alone and it's my own fault
I'm also too fucking cowardly to make an productive changes in my life, like moving to a different city or developing a heroin addiction - you know, things that might take my mind off of how fucking horribly lonely I feel
>>24714093
can't barley make out any words since the ink is faded and the picture is low quality
>>24714180
Filter and move along.
>be me
>after having fallen in love with some guy who i've been talking to for almost a year, he's leaving "for some time" and "don't text me."
>been telling him he's the only thing I want in life
>I love everything about him
>I'm falling apart as I type this.
>crying again and its only been about an hour.
>>24713164
>Tfw you will never be white
>tfw you will never be beautiful
>Tfw you will always be second rate
>Tfw you would rather be alone than be that second rate gf who would never match up to porn or even the random passive girl in the street
>tfw you can only dream of a man who loves you and only you and feels nothing for any other woman
>>24714257
He's found a gf and doesn't have any feelings for you because you're probably average or below average looking and bore him, and he's probably hypergamous as fuck - this is literally what all men are like don't expect anything different ever again
>>24713553
i havent used skype for a long time before i found yours on r9k. dont know a username, i logged in with my email. when i search my email, like 3 other skypes come up that i must have made in the past with my real name. what the fuck
i'll make a new skype and find you some other time and give it to you. but i DID message and request you. the name was meow or something now it says retard
>>24714198
How are you lonely if you're pretty and white?
>>24714298
I know why he left and it has nothing to do with what you're suggesting. but good try.
>>24714289
Why don't you stick to your own race then whore?
I've been streaming on Twitch for months and never had more than 30 viewers. The only donations were from friends.
Don't fall for the "being a girl is easy mode" meme.
>>24714372
Maybe if you streamed for anything but 'I want beta bux!' it would go smoother.
>>24714319
I'm not pretty, men want supermodels. It's hard for me to even find a pump and dump to be honest, not that I want one. I don't even know if men are capable of loving.
>>24714372
What do you stream and how qt are you? Try wearing a low cut dress senpai
>>24713248
>>24713395
>people realizing fembot threads are really tranny/troll threads.
There's hope for this board yet.
>>24714351
>thinks people of my race think I'm first rate compared to white or asian women
You dumb m8? And I'm second rate in race and looks. I'd rather be alone than be what someone settles for.
>inb4 but youd settle
No. I'm not shallow. I don't settle, I love.
>>24714372
streaming on twitch is fun though. hell I only had 4 viewers when I streamed and I was drawing two very cute adorable puppies. I still had a lot of fun.
>>24714198
So basically like every else on this board.
If that is you in the pic then you ain't ugly, I used to see way worse girls than you out at clubs pulling with success back when I was a bro fuck and hadn't shut myself out of everything, I don't know what the fuck happened to you but you're putting yourself on lower pegs than you are. I'm not going on about it though because I'm not going to just pamper your ego and stroke your hair, your wrong, I'm just stating a fact.
Be honest, do you WANT to change? Because I'm a shut in recluse that threw everything away and I love to just fucking wallow in my misery rather than do shit.
I'm scared because what's wrong with me causes me physical pain to a black out point when I get really fucking anxious, which causes more fucking anxiety. I just gave up, been 3 years and I just sit around and play vidya, haven't gone out over 8 times a year, and then just for official shit I have to do.
And don't meet dudes off fucking 4chan, that's probably the single worst fucking thing you could do. At a stretch try socs shut in threads. There's a ton of sites with well adjusted fuckers for you to talk to, this place isn't fucking one.
>>24714420
I stream League of Legends and Hearthstone and whatever popular indie game or flavor of the month game.
>>24714418
>I'm not pretty, men want supermodels.
Men see more porn actresses than supermodels. And if you're comparing yourself to alien faced girls that are one step above holocaust survivors then you're beautiful.
Try comparing yourself to all those average or fat women. You're pretty. You are at least a 6 or 7. That is above average. That is pretty.
>>24714487
Try some less normie games to get a following, stacies have already taken over lol and hearthstone
I see you didn't answer my other question so I'm assuming you're not very qt, god forbid you might actually have to put some work into streaming instead of just making it into soft porn
>>24714485
Yeah I prefer wallowing in my misery than being cuCKed by some asshole every time I try to reach out that's what happens so I don't see the point lol
>>24714500
Men only "settle" for 9s, they pump and dump everyone else. When was the last time you saw an ugly girl in a real relationship with literally anyone her age lol
>>24714572
search nightmarelines on skype, it's a wojak picture
>>24714572
I hate men. They should be killed along with feminists.
>>24714601
I agree yeah, only the choosey choices feminists though, with their stupid sex pos bullshit. Fuck I hate them
>>24714572
>Chads only "settle" for 9s, they pump and dump everyone else.
FTFY
![[Vivid] Non Non Biyori Repeat - 06 [C475136B].mkv_snapshot_05.08_[2015.12.03_17.31.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2s1HNrw.jpg "[Vivid] Non Non Biyori Repeat - 06 [C475136B].mkv_snapshot_05.08_[2015.12.03_17.31.19].jpg")
>>24714372
>Tfw gotten way more than that without a cam/mic and having a weeb name so everyone thinks I'm a neckbeard.
Hot tip slut, try not playing the most generic shit in the world at a subpar level. Also try to make stream friends so you don't obsess about numbers but instead your pals masking the painful loneliness, although I doubt that's a problem your normie self faces.
I sometimes think of messaging a fembot and being nice to her.
But then I remember that most of them probably already have dozens of guys like me.
>>24714572
>When was the last time you saw an ugly girl in a real relationship with literally anyone her age lol
Never because woman want older men for their daddy issues.
>>24713301
Break up with her and see how quickly she begs you to take her back when you act like you don't care about her.
>>24713301
She fucked another couple of virgins. Move on.
>>24714372
You're probably ugly as shit
>>24714649
This.
Men are literally disposable. Women don't understand what it's like to constantly worry about being swapped out for another man.
>>24714649
This is completely true, from my experiences anyways. Though I still have faith in fembots, I'm sure there are some true ones out there
>>24714557
I get you, being cheated on is fucked up, being scared is a pretty normal response, buy not every boy does that, I know boys that hate that shit, my best friend actively hates it so much he's stopped our friend from getting with a girl because he was in a relationship.
I spent a long time pissed off as fuck too when my ex gf cheated on me, going on about fuck bitches they can't stay loyal for shit and all that.
But if you don't try to get out of that and learn to trust then it's just going to eat away at your fucking soul, sounds stupid, but letting go is the only way to win, holding on just fucking aches.
If it's recent though, let yourself go through the shit, you're supposed to be angry and missable and shit.
I spent 2 years hating women, but you got to get past it even if you've got to throw yourself into shit again.
>>24714734
It's so fucking depressing. I've been talking to someone online for about a month, she compliments me sometimes and is nice to me in general. But I'm sure she treats her million other beta orbiters just the same while she shops around and cherry picks. I am just trash and as soon as she gets bored of me she'll find a bunch of other desperate guys just like me.
>>24713164
I'm pro abortion because that's one less normie in the world t.b.h.
>>24714808
Then stop it, Jesus. You are the problem here, stop treating them like Goddesses.
>pumps and dump me afterwards
probably because they realize how fucking batshit crazy you are.
Anyone else just not give a fuck anymore?
My best friend has been into me forever, but I never liked him back. I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years and moved in with my friend. I'm not physically attracted to him, but I let him do whatever sexual fantasy he wants with me. I feel like I have no purpose in life and no real direction. We sleep together. We shower together. We change clothes in front of each other. He has a very strong sex drive. I jerk him off or give him head before bed. Whenever I'm nude in front him, he always tries to cope a feel. He came on me multiple times before. When he first jerked off onto me, I took his cum and smeared it all over my breasts.
>>24713769
Tobias?
>>24714418
Nah we just hate fatties
>>24714870
If your heart's not into it it'll never work out
>>24714870
How do you feel your future boyfriend will feel about this? He's clearly not the love of your life.
>>24714865
>implying I'm doing that
I treat her like a normal fucking human being, but I know she'll just pretend to be nice for a little while until something better comes along. And it doesn't matter what woman I talk to, she always has a million other options.
>>24714870
I wish I knew how you feel. I want to have sex but I don't know how to go about it and this place has made me feel guilty about losing my virginity
>>24714372
That's probably because you are a tranny.
>>24714914
>I treat her like a normal fucking human being
If you really did that you wouldn't be put into the box with all the other beta orbiters.
>>24714572
Oh shut the fuck up it's nonstop with your shit dude.
tons of losers like this guy
>>24714596 (nice wojak picture btw reddit)
throw themselves at you every day. Fuck off.
>tfw men are attracted to appearance and women and attracted to emotion
I just want a feely guy to write qt fiction with and talk about deep, obscure feelings. Females are intense when it comes to emotion, but they're too dramatic and venomous for me to want to get close to them. Intimate, mentally-connected sex is the best, but dicks are too apathetic, and vagoo doesn't sexually appeal to me (the taste and texture puts me off).
Anyone else know this feel?
>>24714949
I am nice to human beings in general. When you are nice to a girl, and don't demand relationships two days after meeting them, then you are put in the beta orbiter camp. I take all my non-sexual relationships slow, but when you do it with a woman it somehow means you're treating them like goddesses.
>>24714949
>>I treat her like a normal fucking human being
>If you really did that you wouldn't be put into the box with all the other beta orbiters.
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>>24714986
I miss my 3-day Swedish robot bf I miss him so much
>tfw mystery will never bully you after you accidentally came after only 2 thrusts.
Can a fembot ever really be lonely? They get so much attention here no matter how ugly they are. Serious question, I don't want to be ignorant if this truly isn't the case.
>>24714870
That's what eventually happens to all women. Get over it. At least you get to have some intimacy and sexual release.
>>24715022
>Swedish robot
literally nonexistant
>>24714902
My best friend knows I'm not interested in dating. I'm not into it, but I'm also not against it. It's more of like feeding a dog food scraps instead of kebble at the moment. My best friend has been begging me for years and I'm finally giving in. I know I'm making him look like a huge pervert, which he is, but he is a good person. I get this 'high' whenever I'm doing something sexual with my best friend similar to getting drunk. I never liked drinking, but I do it to feel tipsy.
I would never tell a future boyfriend about the stuff I do with my best friend. Never in my previous relationships have I ever had to go into detail about my sexual history.
>>24715039
He existed ;_; he was perfect we were like the same person, the same exact person, our first skype call was basically us sitting in silence and typing to each other because we were both too nervous to talk out loud
But I suppose he was just faking it all to cheer me up
>tfw you're not the strongest
>>24715023
sometimes all fembots is the be the one that's critical of others. All fembots have that one guy friend that's a dark reflection of them that they treat like shit. They don't like seeing themselves in others. It pisses them off.
>>24715025
I am lonely in the emotional sense. I have a boyfriend but he doesn't care to understand me below my visual appearance. I have two long-time robot friends and a robot minecraft group I confide in, but there's only so close you can get to them before it's inappropriate.
Sure, you can get males just by admitting you have a vagina, but that's what males think would make females happy. A bunch of girls crowding around them is what they would want, so by default that's what everyone would want, too. But they're wrong.
>>24715070
What the fuck do you mean you were too nervous you post shit about yourself including pictures on here EVERY DAY.
>>24714992
what the fuck is an obscure feeling, you pretentious slag
>>24715025
>Can a fembot ever really be lonely? They get so much attention here no matter how ugly they are.
Their definition of loneliness is different, pic related.
>>24715092
mystery has never posted pictures, others leaked them.
>tfw even a moonclown is better than you
>>24715085
>I have a boyfriend but he doesn't care to understand me below my visual appearance.
Then split up and pursue one of those countless robots who wants to know you in an emotional level and more.
>B-But give up Chad! No way, I can change him..
Vintage fembot.
who here accidentally hurt their only friend's feelings?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpnPZLAZ1d8
>>24715108
see
>>24713993
and the fact that you keep track of and are defending tripfags is beyond disgusting
>>24715108
Except she has. All those pictures in that collage were posted here by her
>>24715098
You couldn't comprehend any, since men are incapable of feeling anything past their dick.
This is a fembot feels thread, so I am only looking for female input. Go drool over trannies and photoshopped female pics, and leave us be.
Mods are asleep, post 2hus!
>>24715085
You are really an imbecile. Do you know why men think this way? Because men don't have ANY avenues of finding people interested in them, even in the shallowest sexual sense. Even having a women that vaguely cares about your presence would be a miracle to the average man. There are men in this very thread complaining that revealing emotions to women only gets you dumped. So when they don't do it, you assume they just want sex.
>>24713248
My fuckin sides man kek
>>24714466
>there are usually 2x more male virgins than female at any age, race, anything
>women dare talk about men settling when the average woman has 5 partners by the time she's 30, not counting one-night stands
>>24715114
My boyfriend is a programmer who's shorter than me, and has had one girlfriend in his life. I doubt he's a chad by any definition of the idea.
It's difficult to find people I relate to emotionally in real life, so I use the internet to find like-minded people. I would try to find a relationship out of someone online, but there is no way for me to know if we would get along well in the physical world. So I'm kind of at an impasse.
>>24715220
nobody gives a shit you dumb roastie
>>24714992
>Females are intense when it comes to emotion, but they're too dramatic and venomous for me to want to get close to them.
Yes we're all the devil and you're not like those other girls. Go drown in paki blood.
>>24715220
>MY BOYFRIEND
>PROGRAMMER
>BLAH BLAH BLAH
LITERALLY JUST GO YOU FUCKING NORMIE
Of fucking course.
Things I like:
-things my boyfriend doesn't like
gosh I wish I had friends. I just want to enjoy something that others enjoy too.
>>24715085
>boyfriend
>friends
>lonely
please be a fucking bait my god I really hope you don't actually get to experience the true loneliness of the average man. you would literally kill yourself instantly if you were born the average man.
A dork
>>24714649
Why not message a robot?
>>24715308
How could you beta orbit a guy? He's not gay you poof.
>>24715145
i'm a chick, please kill yourself
>>24714808
>cherry picks
>getting mad that somebody treats you nice and talks to you to help your loneliness
If you're messaging a Fembot its not for a relationship so she isn't cherry picking anything.
>>24715285
Amazing. I'm proud of myself.
>tfw haven't had any friends since elementary school
>only human contact is job and mother
>tfw have no idea how to talk to anyone in a friendly and non-businesslike context
>empathize more with anime characters than with real life people
>have no hobbies but drawing chinese cartoons
Friends/Boyfriend is such a foreign concept that I don't really want them anymore; wallowing in self-pity seems easier.
>>24715145
>This is a fembot feels thread, so I am only looking for female input.
>this type of shit is on r9k
>>24715190
They must be putting their feelings in the wrong women. Probably females who care too much about their fake appearances to have anything interesting beneath the surface. Men only notice these type of women, because they value the more attractive female (females who manipulate their appearances) over the normal ones. Men don't feel like a girl is even worth talking to unless they think they're pretty, void of whatever kind of personality they have. You see it in day-to-day conversation, job interviews. All guys look for is a pretty face.
FEMBOT HERE! FEMANON lol. Hai guiz fembot saying hello to my pals on the chan. (^,^)
>>24714870
>being attractive
Fuck off my board whore
>>24715034
Hahah you dumb fag life isn't all about sex. Any sensible woman isn't spending her time being a cumtoy. I sure as hell won't.
>>24715272
You literally did the same thing in this exact thread except it wasnt even a bf you idiot
>>24715371
condoms make dicks look disgusting
>>24715085
>>24715220
I'm the one who asked the question.
So what I'm getting is that you're lonely on a way way way less scale than most of this board's population. You won't have much or any luck finding like minded people here. Why do you come to /r9k/?
>>24715388
>Any sensible woman isn't spending her time being a cumtoy. I sure as hell won't.
So what are you doing instead?
>>24715413
Being a man instead probably.
>>24715272
-queen normie
>>24715242
>>24715263
>>24715272
>answer questions about how females can feel lonely honestly
>neckbeards who don't want to believe that females are human too
Go fap to your idealized 2D waifus and waste your time somewhere else.
>>24715361
>wallowing in self-pity seems easier.
it is, there is no shame in it.
>>24715413
Having hobbies.
>>24715333
Why so? Do your feelings not resonate with mine?
Where am I going wrong with this?
>>24715470
Like what? Watching TV and films and shit doesn't count
>>24715369
Why have these threads then, to fuck with fembots, or to have a place where you can pretend to be a girl?
>>24715448
I'm >>24715263
And blatantly a girl. You're just a piece of shit special snowflake.
>>24715306
>tfw a dork
You don't have to rub it in.
>>24715340
I'm not mad at her, I mean if you have tons of options of course you'll be prudent and wait for the best one. I'm just whining that I'll always be disposable by nature of being a male. I want to believe she's being sincerely nice to me but that may not even be the case. If I just wanted someone to be insincerely nice with me I'd talk to my uncle or something.
Also she's a femanon and not (as far as I can tell) a bot, who I met on another board in a thread specifically meant for people looking for relationships. I'm absolutely positive there are a million other men just like me that she's sifting through.
>>24715476
Not her, but you're being just as bad as whiny guys by generalizing an entire gender.
>>24715409
The definition of lonely is different for males and females. Or maybe it's just different for me. If other females don't feel the same as I detailed then you don't have to hold my feelings as a standard for every female. That's fine. If I'm the odd one out then so be it.
I've been coming here since moot revived it, I think around when /vp/ was created. It's just a place to be I guess. I don't fit in other places, and post around very spottingly in search of people who feel like I do (hence a femanon feels thread).
Very rarely do I find someone I relate to, but that's more than none at least. Enough for me to want to come back.
>>24715508
MEGADORK
>>24715502
Sure am, thanks for letting me know, fellow female.
>be 23 when get first boyfriend
>can't explain why I've been single so long without sounding pretentious or shady
My boyfriend lives with a roommate and friends assume I'm having threesomes whenever I sleep over at his place.
>>24715524
>>>/soc/ and stay
>>24715586
I guess you're right on that, honestly. It's funny because I criticize males of generalizing females yet I'm doing the same. I just haven't seen any male that breaks that generalization, but I guess that doesn't make it 100% true either.
>>24715611
I appreciate the response, this really does give me a better perspective on females.
Hopefully in the future, there will be assisted suicide clinics where you can live happily in a VR world moments before dying.
>finals week
>classmates mention they post on 4chan
>talk about how I post on there too
>they ask me what board I frequent
>the disgusted look on their faces when I say /9k/
>>24715698
didn't meet her on /soc/, sorry friendo.
Maybe I'll get a taker today
Would anyone here like to establish a strictly internet based relationship with me? We'd just chat on Skype and what not and talk about lovey dovey shit, but never attempt to actually meet. I'm a dude
>>24715709
I'm glad you realized that, it's easy to get caught up and I've been guilty too.
>>24715733
Sorry that I've altered your perspective negatively, I guess it just goes to show all females really are horrible.
Anyways thanks for being civilized. Tfw first time posting in a long time. I think maybe it's time to find a new place to be.
Mystery, I hope you get better. Just don't off yourself and try to keep your chin up.
Bye bye.
>>24715784
It is, especially since it's everywhere you look on this board. I wonder why it's such a prevalent way of thinking. Whatever the reason, everyone would be a lot happier if they didn't do it.
>>24715616
Sshhhhh.
>>24713164
>fembot
>female robot
>men are actively trying to fuck you
le oh em le eff-ing gee
>>24715370
>They must be putting their feelings in the wrong women.
Uh huh, sure. Even totally average to ugly girls have at least one or two orbiters. There's always someone who interested in them and mistakenly thinks they'll be valued if they talk about their feelings.
Showing emotions is viewed as weakness in men, and hence unattractive. It seems to be a gut instinct in women, not just the vapid few obsessed with appearances.
>>24715611
>The definition of lonely is different for males and females.
It would be more accurate to say that the standards for loneliness are different between genders. Women = lack of men for emotional fulfillment, men = lack of anyone at all
>>24713216
Yeeeeeeeesss. HAHAHAH.
I have something that a roastie doesnt have. I have two autism friends and we jam together. This is the first time i have something that a roastie/normie dont have but would like to have.
>>24716001
Can't post gifs through your phone, dipshit
>>24715955
Guys orbit girls because they want sex. If they were independent and actually viewed the female as an equal, then they wouldn't be orbiters.
Emotion in males is attractive to me. The detached, distant male is not.
[ ] Meet the fembot
[ ] Email the fembot
[ ] Realise you have a lot in common with fembot
[ ] Watch anime with fembot
[ ] Fall asleep on skype with fembot
[ ] Finally gather courage to ask out fembot
[ ] Acquire fembot gf
Captcha: flowers ;_;
>>24716046
>If they were independent and actually viewed the female as an equal, then they wouldn't be orbiters.
Women aren't our equals though.
Are you serious m8?
>>24715476
you're being one of the I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS (is fucking terrible like everyone else) cunts
Fembots have feelings.
I have 2hus!
Listen you fucking disgusting 1 bit whore (I call yo 1 bit and not two bit because women only have 1 bit that matters, their loose little cunt, yours is so loose that a slight tug would see it come off your body altogether but I digress)-
This is a fucking BOYS CLUB. A FUCKING LADS BAR. A FUCKING SOCIETY OF SANDWICH EATERS. A BAND OF FUCKING BROTHERS, A BAND OF FUCKING BLOKES, AND A BAND OF BIG TOUGH BASTARDS, WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT WOMEN ENOUGH TO EVEN FUCKING FUCK THEM, LET ALONE FUCKING SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO THEM WHINE ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY DON'T BELONG HERE AND NEVER FUCKING WILL.
You are not welcome here. Nobody wants you here. You come to this board and what do you see? Men discussing the ACHIEVEMENTS OF MEN. Nobody has ever come to this board and made a thread a female for anything other than mocking and laughing. We talk about men here. We worship men here. We praise men. We are inspired by men. I don't want to hear your fucking Muculent cunt lips slapping together, still trying to get down the last of the cum that some fucking back alley stick waving iceman shot over them. No. I want to talk Kojima, or ZUN, or George Kamitami, or Kamiya. You know what all these men have in common? They fuck women. But they hate women. I hate women. /v/ hates woman. I know that as I type this I have all of /v/ standing behind me, chucking their penises into the air in triumph, as we say
FUCK OFF WOMEN
FUCK OFF YOU WHORE
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BITCH
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
STAND BEHIND ME MY BROTHERS.
>>24715998
Loneliness is something you feel, isn't it? It's not something with criteria that needs to be met.
I agree with the standards, though.
>>24715771
What the fuck did you expect?
>>24713301
She found some Chad she wants to fuck and trying to rationalize dumping or keking you.
How early is too early for sex in a relationship?
is there such a thing of too early when someone in the relationship is over the age of 20 and still a virgin?
I kind of fucked my boyfriend within the first month of dating. I was a 22 year old virgin . Something tells me I should have waited, but I figured it's weird for me to be so old and a virgin.
>>24713216
>tfw you want to start to start a band
what
>>24716067
Apparently you're not. But if you are, then how do you explain orbiters and non-orbiters?
>>24716086
Why would I try to be that? I'm clearly not like the other supposed females here already, since they don't feel the way I do. If I wanted to be like the girl you're describing I wouldn't want to be related to, which defeats the purpose of my trying to relate to other females in a femanon feels thread.
>>24716254
>But if you are, then how do you explain orbiters and non-orbiters?
>Orbiters
Betas
>Non-orbiters
Non-betas
Not that hard m8.
>>24716046
>Guys orbit girls because they want sex
This is what you assume when they're unattractive to you. In fact orbiting usually happens when they DON'T just want to immediately have sex with you and just want relationships, that's why he felt comfortable enough to talk about emotions with her in the first place. It's like you don't actually believe that men want to get into relationships just like women, so you assume it must be a shallow need for sex.
>>24713937
>>24713937
>>24713937
Now now now now now
>>24716207
To begin the process of starting a band.
Daily reminder what women mean when they talk about "men".
>>24716271
"Guys orbit girls because they're betas. If they were not betas, then they wouldn't be orbiters."
Better?
>>24716324
A sort of Heidegger-like 'Ready to Hand'. I like the description.
>>24716373
Same meaning, but yea, that works.
at what point does having a dick in you feel good?
at the moment of insertion? within the first few strokes?
I'm too ugly for relationships and will never have sex so I'm just curious.
>>24716254
Are you literally autistic?
Like diagnosed?
>>24716060
>Finally gather courage to ask out fembot
Would any fembots here do the asking?
>>24715285
I tried that too. It was too much of a hassle
Typical fembot
>pink/purple/green walls
>beige/grey carpet flooring with dark stains in corners in room and where there's heavy foot traffic
>animal urine stain someone
>soda stain on side of desktop that covers one side of the desk and stains a spot nearby on the floor
>girl looks at you anxiously when you sit on her computer chair and use her computer
>Be a slut
>Get treated like one
I dont see any issues here
>>24716001
>he has friends
gtfo normie scum
>>24716207
it's called a mistake anon. back off
>>24716578
>You will never dig up your fembot gf's weird porn collection
>>24716288
Why do the males of r9k emphasize sex then? It makes it seem like it's their only goal concerning a relationship, to stick their dick inside of a hot girl. It just seems so shallow to me.
Simplifying it to sex is an inaccurate generalization, I agree. But thirst for sex or not, it's the dependence. I don't want a guy that is that hung up on me that he messages me all the time and is obsessed over me. It is unattractive. I want someone to live their life alongside mine, not someone who clings to me and needs me to take care of them.
>>24716322
how what do you mean
>>24716519
>hassle
How? All I needed to do was zoom out a little.
>>24716612
To initiate the procedure of recruiting fellow human beings together with purpose of producing auditory art.
>>24716476
Your response really gave a good alternative perspective on the topic at hand. Thank you for taking the time to create such a post. I'll never forget it.
>>24716578
well fuck. better go rent a carpet shampooer, i guess.
The OP of this thread literally has an STD.
>>24716607
>Why do the males of r9k emphasize sex then?
I can't speak for everyone, but many men feel that if she is not interested in sex with them, then she is not really attracted to them and probably needs another man to fulfill her. Men (or at least robots here) take sex much more seriously, probably due to the fact that it's much more difficult for them to get sex, and they treat it is a way of validating each other. Otherwise they feel that they're being used solely as an emotional tampon, someone to dump their problems on, and that she doesn't actually take them seriously.
Also related: men are in constant competition with each other in everything they do, so if they can't get their gf sexually interested in them it means they're a failure.
>>24716623
All those hidden posts were triggering me.
>>24716870
Also,
>But thirst for sex or not, it's the dependence.
Men are taught not to appear vulnerable, so when they show emotions and aren't laughed at, they become dependent because it's such a rare thing. In general men have far, far fewer opportunities for relationships than women, and when he talks to a woman on an emotional level and she isn't turned off, they tend to think such an opportunity will not come again.
Not to justify dependence, but it's much much easier for men to become dependent because of this.
>>24716895
>not already having tripfaggots filtered recursively
There. Now you won't be triggered anymore
>>24713674
>My boyfriend
>fem"""""bot"""""
/r9k/ 2015 folks
>>24716519
>>24716895
Is this thing dead yet?
>>24717250
cri everytime
>>24714027
>We all are
>Comment was not original kek
>>24716870
>>24716928
Your descriptions makes sense. Men on average seem to connect the emotional and physical parts of a relationship, whereas women disconnect the two aspects, and can find physical relationships with people as well as emotional relationships with others. These are not meant to be derogatory descriptions (I personally think it'd be much simpler if everyone combined physical and emotional appeal like the average male). So robots feeling used when they become a girl's "emotional tampon" suddenly makes a lot more sense, unlike females who can separate those parts and find them elsewhere naturally. I suddenly wonder if the people I fulfill that emotional connection with are feeling used without that sexual relationship. So thank you for clarifying those feelings, I genuinely appreciate it.
I actually have the issue of wanting that physical relationship with those I feel that emotional connection to, since the emotional part is what develops my feelings for someone. An male who shares his thoughts and feelings on the world is incredibly attractive to me. Unfortunately it's difficult to find someone like that in real life, since like you said, males are taught to not be vulnerable, so the internet is the only place where I can find these connections. But that isn't very fair to the males who need the sexual aspect to feel fulfilled, too.
You're a very thoughtful person. I'd want to share emails but it wouldn't be fair to want to establish an emotional friendship with you when I can't supply the other part. So thanks for helping me understand something as complicated as how a robot feels, and I hope you have a good evening.
WHY DO THESE THREADS EXIST
POST YOUR FEELS IN REGULAR THREADS YOU DUMB CUNTS
STOP ABUSING YOUR FEMALE PRIVILEGE TO AROUSE SYMPATHY FROM BETACUX
>people on /r9k/ think being 'hit on' by robots here as real
>implying they wouldn't throw up and laugh after seeing what a fembot really looks like
It hurts
>>24717475
YOU: Computer, look up bonobo lifestyle.
COMPUTER: Searching.
>>24713403
i added you on gchat yesterday and you removed me when i said i was just a random anon. i dont know what you want out of this life, senpai.
>>24717460
>but it wouldn't be fair to want to establish an emotional friendship with you when I can't supply the other part
I think strictly non-sexual, emotional friendships are perfectly possible, provided neither of them are interested in a relationship. I hope you have a good evening as well, anyway.
>>24715205
I'm a virgin so why does that apply to me. I don't plan on having casual sex or sex without a lifelong relationship.
>>24715493
Like what? There are countless of things to do besides watching tv. Not like you would know right since you can't even fathom what other things people can do on planet fucking earth.
>he is a grade A faggot.
