Would life be better as a full retard? At least people would feel sorry for you and try and be nice to you. As a NEET, people don't feel sorry for you they just hate you and everyone is disgusted by you and see you as a total failure.
Yeah, having aspergers is having the worst of both worlds. I'd rather be one of those brainless bugeyed handpuppet things than suffer this.
>>24686462
>look like downs but actually normal
>everyone is amazed that you can do normal shit
>get almost VIP access to universities and shit
>can do whatever you want and people cant say shit
>can yell discrimination and people will white knight for you
>probably a lot of friends due to 'aww poor guy' syndrome
life would be heaven, man.
I dunno, having to post on /v/ would suck
>>24686462
Damn, this little slut wants the dick bad. Not the retard's, of course.
That's a hell of a lot of cum
>>24686517
underrated piss
>>24686482
Aspergers isn't really retarded though, in many countries if you don't look like a downy, you're shunned just like everybody else.
MY COUSIN IS FULL RETARD
LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER FOR HIM HE EVEN HAS A RETARD QT GF
>>24686462
>you will never have a GF with that face, that ass, those shorts, those legs, those shoes, and on and on
>enter uni naked
>stampede the classes
>poo on ms.choo
>pee on mr.lee
>sir please b-
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT
FUCK
REEEE
Would be fun lel
>>24686565
>you're shunned just like everybody else.
No you're not.
Retardation is black
Normism is white
Being a $perg is that fine grey line in society
>>24686617
Are you being ironic? For example in eastern Europe, people don't give a shit about autism. In the recent years there has been "Awareness" shit going on, but the average Vlad has no idea.
>>24686593
thanks for making me want to kill myself
that realization kills me
>>24686673
Why are you bringing yourself down like that man,
>>24686740
because i just realized i will never ever get to be with a cute girl shit much less an ugly girl
>>24686649
The sad thing is aspergers/HF autism is just what was formerly known as mild mental retardation.
Honestly it's a shit life and I've posted many stories here that no one has yet to trumph.
Which is why I remain king of /r9k/ and hope one day to be granted mod powers for this board.
>>24686791
Can you repost some of those stories, if you have them?
>>24686848
I always save them into a txt doc after I post them, note I never get around to correcting grammatical and spelling errors
http://pasted.co/ad2b68d2
Also for the new addition since you asked for it
>At gaming store
>My "friends" there take advantage of me, although I know and let them cause friends.
>One time think it would be funny to grope girls ass
>Do it
>Thankfully she doesn't get super mad.
>>24686482
Unfortunately I know exactly what you mean anon
do u think she touched his penis
I could probably take him.
>>24686462
I love this picture. No hoverhand. Dudes a fucking boss.
>>24687537
For real. Dudes got the posture of a man that knows he's about to get his dick sucked.
>>24686462
HES A NORMIE SCUM
ROBOTS NEVER GET THIS CLOSE TO A HOT GIRL
