>today
>walking down the street
>filthy hippy activist up ahead collecting signatures
>hate people on the footpath bothering me
>not even slowing down
>>"hey man" to me while I'm still a few meters away
>"hi"
>>"how do you feel about the logging of our beautiful forests?"
>"they'll grow back"
>>"oh.. oh right. That's real nice that you feel that way man, reaall nice"
>hippy whining fades into the distance as I try not to laugh out loud at my own genius
Sometimes going out of the house is fun.
>collecting signatures on paper
>while protesting the logging of trees
top kek
>>24657877
ikr senpai
couldn't be fucked pointing that out
Next time
I think shitposting in real life at street botherers might be my new favourite hobby
>Basic bitch comes to my shop wanting me to sign some petition
>Ask about it, she wants food companies to have to label their GMO products
>Ask why that's necessary, most of our food is genetically modified to resist pests and grow larger
"Because GMOs are dangerous and are hurting people ooga booga"
>Sounds more like you should be petitioning to have their pesticides labeled
>No response, she just leaves
>My mom is outside and she signs it
logging companies are actually required to replant trees. also they're not allowed to clear cut anymore.
>>24658347
GMOs are different enough to be copywriter, but not labeled? Basically you're a huge fag my man,
>>24657684
Good job m'friend, you really showed that guy.
>>24657877
At least he was actually trying to do something about it instead of just bitching or causing a scene by protesting. I respect him for trying to take actual official action.
>Hippy
>2015
Try harder with your fake stories, m8.
>>24658415
In which country?
OP is right about filthy hippies and their egos, but there is a problem when it comes to our disrespect to the Earth. There will come a time when we will have to curb certain freedoms in order to keep the Earth from changing in a way that won't be that great for us and the organisms we need to survive.
