How do you even fuck a girl? I'm a Supreme Gentleman because I've never actually initiated anything.
What do you even do? Where do I even go? I don't even have a car.
If you want to fuck a girl you hire a prostitute, if you like a girl you show here you like her then make love to her. Fagit.
>>24650872
You escalate.
Ex . See a girl at a bar , fast food place , coffee shop etc.
1.Introduce yourself .
2.Chit chat .
3.Get them digits
4.Make a definite date.
5.flirt some more
6.If she has to go , KISS HER BEFORE SHE LEAVES. very important.
7.ask her to come back to your place for food/coffe/tea/alcohol whatever.
8.If she does come back , talk , flirt some more , kiss again .
9.test her boundaries . Most girls won't fuck on first date.
10.VERY IMPORTANT . if she refuses to have sex dont lose your shit . Keep it cool and say " no problem "
11.Take her on a date next week again , repeat the same routine until she takes the D.
12.Profit nigga.
>>24651096
orrrr I could just masturbate for 15 minutes, and spend the rest of that money on things I WANT, maybe watching World Wonder Ring Stardom or shitposting.
Sexlife is a spook.
>>24651096
i like >>24651234 idea; OP even gave us material to finish to as opposed to your several hour endouvor.
>>24651234
> Sexlife is a spook
it really isn't. normal people don't sit on chinese imageboards in their free time, they go out, meet new people through friends then naturally they get close to girl/s and attraction/sex will happen without much effort or planning.
the problem is robots don't have a social life, thats step 1 and you can't avoid it unless you want dating site scraps that turn bad in the long run
Be attractive and have money
>>24651627
Sorry bub but I'm wasting hours of my life chasing stupid sluts wasting time and money when I could be playing Yu-Gi-Oh or watching World Wonder Ring Stardom so go fuck yourself.
>>24651897
Shouldve used a different wojak desu
>>24650872
Just do the opposite you've been doing. It's only logical.
>>24651678
>>24651096
>>24650931
Why would I waste my hard-earned sheks chasing roastiewhores? Act Yasukawa and Dark Magician Girl are the only women I need in my life.
>>24652040
>eat liquids
>drink solid food
That'll help OP get his dick wet.
>>24651096
I just got back from the date, but I didn't kiss her.
Did I fuck up?
>>24652643
money and time wasted, pussy slave.
the future is now.
http://www.we-are-stardom.com/2015/06/12/welcome-to-our-english-website/
http://shop.tcgplayer.com/yugioh/legendary-collection-3-yugis-world/dark-magician-girl
>>24652776
it's funny you say that, I'm actually playing hearthstone right now.
>>24652820
hearthstone is for normies, leave.
>>24651234
this autistic retard knows what up
all i spend money on really is booze or sometimes food or maybe new pc parts or shit for guitar or piano
im ok with it honestly i recoil at the thought of being with a woman like fuck the changes in emotion and shit it causes is terrible they are parasitic succubi
>>24652860
well, I did just get back from a date.
>>24652430
what is that, like 2 or 3 grand? Hardly something to brag about unless you're an inner city youth
>>24650872
if you give me $100, i'll get you laid from start to finish
>not a prostitute
not only will you get your dick wet, you will know how to do it again in the future
>>24650931
>show here you like her then make love to her
I feel like there's some steps missing.
How do I show her I like her, even? When does sexytimes occur?
>>24650931
>1.Introduce yourself .
Fair enough
>2.Chit chat
Already running into a hitch. How can I relate at all to a normie, let alone a female normie?
>3.Get them digits
>4.Make a definite date
What date? Where? How long? Fuck.
>5.flirt some more
How? Literally how?
>6.If she has to go , KISS HER BEFORE SHE LEAVES. very important.
You have got to be kidding me.
7.ask her to come back to your place for food/coffe/tea/alcohol whatever.
I DON'T HAVE MY OWN PLACE NOW WHAT
>8.If she does come back , talk , flirt some more , kiss again .
>9.test her boundaries . Most girls won't fuck on first date.
>10.VERY IMPORTANT . if she refuses to have sex dont lose your shit . Keep it cool and say " no problem "
>11.Take her on a date next week again , repeat the same routine until she takes the D.
>12.Profit nigga.
Okay, this is pure fantasy at this point.
>>24651234
T.Stirner
>>24653774
Jerome likes to keep his savings on him
Those are some anime tier tits.
>>24654910
Jesus dude, talking to a girl is easy with practice. Compliment on her on something but don't over do it, talk about the location you met at, maybe you like something she's wearing etc etc. Do a little small talk and then 5-10 min later take her # and leave. Text her the next day and set up a date. Don't spill spaghetti and text her 24/7
>Supreme Gentlemen
i think its time to shoot up the school ELLIOT RODGERS
>>24654910
>>24655579
Regarding the date, go somewhere light and fun. Get coffee then maybe walk in a park, when the time is right to kiss her you will know. Don't be cringey and one of the big keys to this is not being over invested in her, lean back and enjoy your time because you're a fucking boss, not because you're a virgin trying to get lucky. Take your time and move slow and show you're confident. If confidence is your issue then work out at home or in a gym and just talk to people everyday, not only girls. Also stop watching porn, masturbation is alright just don't do it every day
/nicholas.vollmann/videos/178146492534159/?l=8269346832831515233
Its a facebook video on how to tinder.
>>24655796
>nicholas.vollmann/videos/178146492534159/?l=8269346832831515233
did you make that video?
>>24656022
That is accurate and true bloxor
>>24655579
>>24655763
>>24655763
Thanks for the tips. I don't think I have anywhere near the conversational ability to hold up talk for an entire date. Maybe I'm just not smart enough for this. I guess it's about learning to build off what they say, and add your own opinions and stuff? I hope this is learnable.
The thing is I never go to parks or get coffee, it's gonna feel so fake doing it. I can pull off keeping a distance easy, but trying to open up and be intimate seems almost impossible. Maybe because I hate myself and have to hide it as much as possible.
If, against all odds, I actually manage a date, what happens next? What's the maximum time I can wait to invite her to another date?
>>24656104
CHeck out my video and support future projects. I'll post more vids on how to Tinder.
>>24656104
Also, you should be aware that romance is not actually like the way it is portrayed in gay pornos
>>24651096
>getting a phone number
>not getting looked at like you're a degenerate sub human for even approaching a girl
I want the normies to leave already.
>>24656176
Please support my videos because I will post more tinder videos in the future and what other chance do we have to communicate to the world what it is like being us?
And remember, if you are ever snowboarding with your buddy and you go back to the hotel room and you're both warm and start to take off your jackets and stuff, it probably won't lead to sex
>>24656212
Following up on that thought, let me give you an example.
When I was only 16 I had an awesome opportunity to attend a summer volleyball camp. I was a pretty good looking guy and so were pretty much all the other guys at the camp.
Anyway, everyone was assigned a bunkmate to share a room with at the beginning of the summer.
To be continued
>>24656212
>>24656259
What? Jesus Christ no one wants to hear about your non-sequitur gay encounter you faggot. Fuck off.
>>24656259
Anyway, my bunkmate Alex liked to sleep in the nude. He was 2 years older than me and the first time I saw him walking around the room naked I laughed nervously.
He just smiled in a cute way that showed off his dimples and I remember noticing that he also had dimples on his sculpted rear end.
To be continued
>>24656299
No, it wasn't a gay encounter, that's what I'm getting at. Romance isn't like they show it in Pornos. As you would know if you were paying attention.
I'll keep writing if anyone is interested in how things turned out between Alex and I
>>24650872
basically just do whatever makes you anxious
>>24651897
Yea but dealing with severe depression and having to fight the urge to suicide everyday is probably not fun. And if you go the route of beta uprising, you have to spend time/effort procuring materials and making plans. You have to do everything sneakily without raising suspicion which will be a big hassle.
Honestly, it seems much easier to be normie
>>24655763
>work out at home
What can you realistically do at home that's actually effective? All I have are dumbbells.
>>24656121
>>24656155
>how to Tindr
>it's literally just a vid of a guy swiping left or right
How is this supposed to help again?
At least include some conversations or something mang
>>24656562
Okay, I'll post better vids in the future
>>24652430
Nigger, dont be showing off that pocket change. I had more money on me when I bought my first car.
>>24656539
Get a pull up bar and do this
>>24651096
>kissing her goodbye
Bad call. Don't kiss a girl unless you're planning to sleep with her the same day. Leaving her wanting is where it's at.
10 is good advice but "no problem" is a beta as fuck line, you're cockblocking yourself with it. I'll let you figure out a better one on your own.
7 is good too, if you offer her a drink at your place and she says yes, she wants the dick 100% of the time, guaranteed.
Also, you need to touch her, google "escalation ladder" for some pointers.
>Most girls won't fuck on first date
...with you. Work on it, breh.
>>24656983
That post didn't say to kiss her goodbye. It just said kiss her before she leaves. But you're right, kissing goodbye is not a good idea. Just go for the kiss sometime during the date after you guys have talked and flirted a bit.
>>24652430
anon I know some people here are going to say shit like "thats not a lot of money" but I get that wasn't the point and you were trying to make us laugh and i want you to know that i did, thank you.
