>They cut off part of your benis
>Mandatory public schools where you learn falsified history, random trivia, and urban legends taught as facts, and get yelled at by teachers and beaten up by classmates.
>Worst economic crisis since Great Depression
>Work minimum wage job for a while
>Go to college, they make you pay insane amounts of money to learn the same stuff you could learn online for free in half the time with half the effort
What next?
Just leave if you don't like it.
You have the most valuable passport in the world.
>>24641291
If it makes you feel any better, the life of a Canadian is much the same but possibly more boring and with less ability to dream about "making it" some day.
>thank God I'm from a part where they don't mutilate dicks
>but everything else is the same as America
>except that means, as a foreign country, we have to rely on America and follow their orders
>almost had weed completely legalized back in 2003 but America threatened us so we got keked
>Government regulates everything so entrepreneurship is completely strangled
>College is cheap as fuck compared to the USA but it won't get you very far because everyone here wants to be middle class like muh Scandinavia
>be American fetus
>at planned parenthood to be aborted
>get shot
FUCK PEPE U FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEE
>>24641291
we're all gonna make it, anon.been thinking about going to live in a cabin for a while.
