>be 2700
>Earth has turned into a fat-fuck safari
>/fit/izens moved throughout the galaxy and succesfully integrated within alien societies that value the fine arts and strong physiques.
>"Intergalactic meeting for the preserving and exchange of the ancient arts" #6 is approaching.
>I've been chosen to represent mankind to present examples of humanities greatest achievements.
>head of the council, and our host Richoriflux Pianimus gives me the mic
>Start talking about the rise of empires, the gift of adaptation humans have, about the strong spirit
This is where it all goes wrong..
>suddenly, someone shouts "Bruh, weren't you the ones that fucked up your own planet by being lazy and using veichles?"
>Start to stutter and try to ignore him
>It's Lifterius Brehismus, representant of planet Mutant Gains.
>"Degenerates, all of you. Keking yourselves in the galacticspace by watching porn, while we fuck your fat women"
>95% of all female humans are obese
>the aesthetic men have no choice but to breed interplanetary with foreign life, competing with the often superior males that are native
>Either that or devulge into gene-slaughter and mix with the women of earth
>tfw no qt andromeda gf
oh, but back to the meeting..
Wrong board you fucking queer.
please go on
>Chaos ensues.
>Superior races start laughing loudly, proclaiming that the only reason mankind exists is because our planet is of historical value
>Intergalatical scientists examines the earth to see results of bad nature handling.
>Tears roll my eyes, thinking about how pathetic we've become
>Council commences and starts discussing wether to kill off humans as they drags down the whole face of the galaxy in the universal arena
>Human existence is basically hidden due to fear of becoming a laughingstock outside the galaxy
>Human females are considered the least attractive speciement in the whole universe according to studies
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REEEE REEEE HOW DARE YOU INFILTRATE MY SAFE SPACE AND NOT TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT IT FEELS TO POOP YOUR PANTS!?
REEE WHERE ARE THE FROGS!?
