>go to the mall
>getting food in the food court
>someone in line for the same place i'm at gets their food and the lady at the register says "enjoy"
>he says "you too"
>dinner with family
>waitress drops off food
>"enjoy your meal"
>"y-you too"
or
>waiter sticks out hand for menus
>I go in for handshake
>"uh, ok, ha ha"
>he pulls his hands away
>spaghetti all over hands as he scuttles away with my menu, wiping the ragu off on his apron
>>24510896
Did the exact same thing today fami
>>24510969
you tried to shake your waiters hand? i haven't heard anyone say that before lol
>>24510994
why? just say thanks thats what you're supposed to say
>>24511029
I'm used to people saying "have a nice day / evening" after serving me, I say "you too" automatically at this point. Only about every one in a hundred times does somebody say something different, and I usually catch myself, but sometimes I just slip up.
>>24510969
Oh, thank God. I thought I was the only person who has accidentally tried to shake a server's hand. My family still makes fun of me for it to this day.
