You will live to see WWIII
>>24626701
WWIII won't happen in our life times
>"Hey man, looks like WWIII is happening and we're all gonna be drafted"
>"No biggie, I'll just pretend to be gay and I'm off scott-free"
>"It says here that you're a homosexual, no problem, we'll just put you in with the homosexual division in the army"
>"Excuse me, what?"
>"Yessir, gays can serve in the military now!"
>Gay sergeant walks in
>"Welcome aboard tuffin' muffin'!"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
Don't worry. Wars have moved from the battlefields to the cities held hostage with weapons of mass destruction.
So unless you live in a big city or around a nuclear silo you'll probably live long enough to starve or freeze to death after the complete breakdown of society and the global economy.
>you will never live to see WWX
why live
>>24626837
How does one avoid the draft? I would rather passively observe the end of the world from the comfort of my neetcave. Do i have to shoot myself in the leg or something?
>>24626701
>you will die because of WWIII
>>24626701
>implying modern states aren't too busy pleasing their jew overlords to get involved in any type of serious armed conflict
Warfare is a fucking joke these days. Never again will there be a massive clash of armies with casualties in the millions like in the first two world wars.
>>24626888
>cities held hostage with weapons of mass destruction
Will there be any survivors?
>>24626701
For the first time a white president is keking a black one.
>>24626931
>Be attending University
>Move to Canada
>Kill self
Only options fami.
>tfw about to get rich and get my shit together
>russia is about to nuke us
Thank you very much cvckdogan
enlisting to the army soon so no problem, hopefully my state will let me become a cop when i get out
>>24627180
russia is secretly our friend and so is china if youre from us
ww3 will be religious war
