>"Well another weekend over already! Gosh time seems to be going so fast since we got out of college. Hey I'm kinda tired, I might head to bed now if you don't mind. Will you join me? Maybe we can listen to music or talk with the lights off or something?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Rzkoag36I]
I fucking WISH that I could have an American Football type of relationship
>"Hey I can feel you fidgeting you know. What's wrong? Are you having trouble sleeping? No, it's okay. I wasn't sleeping either. Hey turn around, I hate speaking to your back! There, that's better. It's too dark, I can barely see you! Wait, there's your chin, and your mouth, and your nose, an- oh! sorry! I didn't mean to poke your eye out. Here let me kiss it better!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7yYMfjVNJc]
>you will never arrive home from school to find your mom sitting in the living room and saying "hey anon, come here for a second, I have something to tell you" and go in to find her half-rising from the sofa, and feel instantly sick as if you've been winded, and sit down beside her and have her smile a little though with a somewhat shaky mouth and tell you that you know all those check-ups she's mentioned recently, well it turns out she has pancreatic cancer, which has spread to her lymph nodes, but that she's fine and everything will be ok, and that you've both been through worse than this together and that she'll get through this just the same, and find yourself unable to say anything and seeing some weakness or uncertainty in the way she's talking that's never been there before that makes her seem like a scared little girl or something all of a sudden, and feel instantly guilty as though it's your fault, especially since you've been avoiding having any conversations with her recently and heading straight to your room without saying hello, and getting real easily annoyed when she asks you something twice or says something about the weather or how winter seems to be arriving sooner than last year
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRR18PSpmEI]
>"I can't believe you thought I liked him! Haven't I made it like totally obvious how much I've been crushing on you? It's just so hard to talk to you or like make conversation and stuff. You seem really hostile whenever I see you, as if you don't want to be bothered or something. I mean it's rare to see someone who's obviously content with his own company, and to be honest it's really attractive in a weird kind of way"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYhRTn461eM]
I refuse to believe that interactions like this exist between couples. In fact, I refuse to believe that sex exists.
>"Anon, come on, you're exhausted. You're not going to accomplish anything in this kind of mood. Please, calm down. Here. Come lay your head in my lap and try and get some rest, okay? You'll feel better after a nice sleep, I promise"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njEiJqZGAaU]
>>24621725
But I thought the point of listening to American Football was because you had NO gf.
>"Well I think you're attractive. I do! I don't know, I can't help it. What can I say? You're my type! You know you're way too hard on yourself Anon, it isn't healthy. I don't think you realize how much potential you have. I know it's not only me who thinks that by the way"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSkTv5t67E8]
10/10 OP, I was I had a gf who did this. Sounds sweet, but I doubt they even exist. Alice in Wonderland is waifu though
>"Just hold me a little while, will you? I feel relaxed when you have your arm around me. Sorry for being like this, I just had a tough day today. I promise I'll be better tomorrow. Thanks for always being there for me Anon, I love you more than I'm willing to express"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUegJBEusoI]
>/r9k/ is attracted to girls that talk to them like mothers
Jesus. No wonder you guys dont have girlfriends.
>"Hey thanks for driving me and my brother to the christmas fair tonight Anon, I haven't seen him this excited in weeks! You know he keeps asking when he'll see you next. I think he sees you as a friend, you're the only one he has as far as I know. You're like the big brother he never had!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTgwY1Ld5s]
>>24622447
If a girl ever said that to me, I would just walk out on her. Pretend all you want, but NO one in their right mind would never find a borderline mute 'attractive'.
"hey anon-kun shitty ass do you wanna go grab some toilet paper you discusting piece of shit? lick this homeless man boot and pee on a cat you cunt"
>"Yes im on my period what the fuck is that question you cat fucker, please fuck my pet seagul"
My anime is more realistic then an actual woman saying this shit to me.
