/r9k/ how pathetic are you?
>27 yo
>kissless hugless virgin
>not a manlet, but ugly
>no social life at all
>steady job, decent income, decent apartment
>decent car
>no addictions
someone top me
>>24612850
I'll try
>21 yo
>virgin (kissed in truth or dare during kindergarten fuckers)
>one friend, a few acquaintances
>5'10" king of manlets
>maybe 5-6/10 at best
>engi student, no decent income, 300sqft apartment
>no car or drivers license
>nicotin, alcohol addiction
>also do weed weekly
>28 year old virgin
>live with mom
>can't hold mcjob for more than couple months
>only one friend who is neet and i haven't seen in over 5 years (we play vidya and talk daily)
>overweight
>poor
>no self esteem
>social anxiety like whoa
>majorly depressed for at least the past 10 years
>>24612850
>18
>virgin, pity hugged/kissed by old friend
>6'4'' but horrible looks
>author, unsuccessful
>NEET
>addicted to theanine
>20yo
>Not virgin thanks to having a shutin exgf for 3 years
>NEET
>Never had a job
>Social anxiety up the dick
>Giant weeaboo
>Spend all my time self learning Japanese
>Smoke weed most weekends with normalfag friends
I guess in a few regards I've got it pretty good, but the social anxiety overrides any of the good aspects of my life
we all gonna make ot reddit
>26
>virgin
>never had a job
>like 2 friends
>still at home
>can't drive
>2x college dropout
>manlet
>depression and anxiety
>severe illness that I'll have to medicine for until there's a cure
>overweight, technically, I guess
>>24613187
How do you get moneys? Do you get neet bux or anything?
>>24612850
Fat 24 stone
6,2
Minimum wage job
Not a virgin
Live in a ghetto.
> 25EV
> skelly
> no friends
> poorfag
Eh. I'm only bad off socially, there's robots who have it way worse. How do I gf?
>>24613071
>claims to have really bad social anxiety
>somehow is able to smoke weed with normal people
you're social anxiety isn't as bad as you think. when you start getting anxious around your real friends especially when you're high then that's when its a problem.
>19 yo
>kissless / hugless etc
>not really ugly but nothing really attractive about me except my eyes
>no female friends
>no muscles, slow metabolism
which is good, because i don't get fat neither
>some friends
>still a student
>addicted to porn, probably
>has a oil fetish
>31
>got decent job but i hate it and it's two hours away from the only people I care about
>no gf for 8 years
>no sex for 5 years
>2 friends that I'm slowly drifting away from
>not a single prospect for gf
>skeleton
>had to work on thanksgiving
>only thing keeping me alive is family
>10k in debt
>>24613444
>oil fetish
what is that
>>24613420
I do get anxious around them sometimes, especially if I'm just with one of them, but we've been friends for so long that I'm usually fine
When it's us and their other normie friends I pretty much just sit there quietly, and if it's just me on my own with random people I just can't function at all
>>24613478
Oil / lube is a huge turn-on for me. It started with the Big Wet Asses porn series i used to watch, but i quickly realized that even when the girl oiled her arms or only her face, it was sexy as hell to me.
A girl wearing a oiled t-shirt is sexier than a naked dry girl to my mind. An oiled chubby ass gives me an insta-boner.
>>24613538
Doesn't seem that weird
>>24613576
It isn't that weird actually, just a fetish like many others. It is a little obsession, nothing wrong.
>>24613538
>>24613576
Yes you say that like its weird.
Its normal to get hard when you see a lubed ass
>25 yo
>Combination of schizo/autist
>Lost virginity last year to trans friend
>Live w/parents
>Almost worthless degree
>Only able to get temp jobs
>Still working on driving license
>Borderline alcoholic
>Overweight but not obese
>1 or 2 rl friends, most are online
>Plays vidya excessively
>23
>neet for years
>no friends
>virgin
>32
>no job
>in community college
>little money, might have to move back home soon
>barely lost virginity this year and it sucked
>no gf ever
>no friends
>recently found out I shrunk and I'm not 5'10" anymore
Yet I've been in deeper shit before; this is the good life in comparison.
>>24612850
>Steady job
Wow, Fuck off Chad
>>24613732
>tfw no steady job
>work on a boat
>>24612850
At least you're not a meet SENPAI. You have that going for you that you have full dignity and respect.
>25 yo
>kissless hugless virgin
>manlet, ugly
>no social life at all
>no job, no income, jump from sofa to sofa
>no car and can't drive
>no addictions
Do I win?
>19
>neet
>had a 2.3 Gpa in HS
>khv
>5'10"
>zero taste in anything adults like, still only watch the cartoons I watched as a kid only new stuff is anime
>slam my head against the wall like Dobby when i touch certain textures
>walls are covered in anime posters
>19
>not a neet
>KHV
>5'8
>no social life
>0 friends irl
>never had gf
>ugly, i guess
>pretty shy
>pretty nervous with women
>no car, can't drive
>0 addictions
>little depressed, i think
>all day at home, on the pc, on 4chan,etc.
>>24613732
Its not that special in western europe
>>24612850
>22
>college dropout (twice)
>community college dropout
>work as an assistant to a handman for shit pay (I'm basically a professional mexican at this point in my career)
>isolate myself because I fear wrecking the few relationships I have because I doubt my ability to be liked
>don't even know any girls
>live with my successful and retired parents
>growing weed to fuel my own addiction
>smoke to dull the boredom and loneliness
>>24612942
>can't hold mcjob for more than couple months
As in you get fired? Literally how? Anyone can hold one of those, they just usually drive them insane and they quit.
>>24612850
At least you have a job and an apartment. Are you idiot?
>>24613071
>claims to have bad social anxiety
>has friends
>even sees friends in person
Fuck off and stop pretending you're not a complete normalfag.
>>24612850
I can't.
>26 regular virgin
>friends
>job
>still live with parents though
>bitchin wheels that cost like 30 grand back in 2005
>drink a lot
>25, in relatively good shape. Somewhat attractive and charismatic.
>Generally do pretty well with women. Longest relationship was 4 years, and it ended on my terms.
>In fact, I'm normally the one who breaks up with women
>Just travelled to eastern Europe for work
>The pay is pretty shitty (700 euro a month), but locally that actually is enough to live quite comfortably.
>Share an apartment in the nicest area in the city
>Broke up with my short-term girlfriend to come live over here and get work experience. Plan on moving home in a few years and making a decent wage.
>Until then, I'm happy to learn as much as I can and improve my skillset.
>Plus, everyone over here is always going out so I've already made a bunch of friends
Life is what you make of it.
Life is pretty
>>24614921
Yeah, life turned out great for you, and since it's your life that means it's totally all your doing, right? You go Chad! Keep telling yourself you're awesome and you probably will keep on being awesome because that's how the world works.
>>24614823
There isn't exactly much room for social anxiety in a situation where you're alone with 3 or 4 friends that you've known for 10+ years, I have no reason to worry about fucking up in front of them and being judged, at least most of the time
>>24614921
>Life is what you make of it
>This is what normies believe
>>24612850
>21
>virgin
>live with parents
>neet, only job before that i worked in a call centre for 2 months; temp
>dropped out of uni first year
>depression
>anxiety
>no friends
>no future
>>24615707
Email-me, if u want, same here btw.
29 kv neet with no friends and no job who does nothing all day but sit at home and find ways to distract myself from my pathetic existence
people just don't like me so i've gave up trying 10 years ago
>>24615751
appreciate the sentiment bud but gonna level with you; we're not meant to be
>18 yo
>virgin, kissless, hugless
>manlet (5.5/1.67)
>living in italy
>about to drop out from highschool
>have like 3 friends that i see every weekend
>no addictions
>living with my parents ofc
>my little brother's taller than me
>never had a female friend nor have i ever talked to one of those creatures
>i look like a fucking skeleton, 45 kilos, around 90 lbs i think
>gave up on sports
>play vidya all day instead of going out/do my homework
I sometimes contemplate the idea of killing myself but my parents are too kind and loving
>>24615847
What makes you say thatt?
>>24615887
Im this guy >>24614508
you wanna talk with me, bro?
>>24612850
>18
>Virgin, no relationships at all
> 0 Social life
> Steady Barely above min wage job.
> Lifted Jeep Cherokee I have built hoping I could make friends and go exploring. haven't done either. Looks cool tho.
>Addicted to junk food.
>No self esteem
>Probably Bi-polar
> Major social anxiety
> Yern to die everyday
> 0 confidence
> So ugly I am disgusted of my self.
> Failed HS
> Lonely but can't stand to be around people.
>Pic related Its the only worthwhile thing i have ever done.
>>24615953
Sure, why not, but only if 4chan stops telling me that my comments are not original
>>24615155
just b yourself m8
>21
>only one friend
>slowly getting fat
>ugly
>balding
>terrible vision
>rotting teeth, have to get a root canal soon
>smoker's cough
>beer belly
>brain damage from DXM and alcohol abuse
>DUI conviction
>English major
>shitty job, 7 hours a week in the Uni computer lab
Soon I will be dead and none of this will matter anymore.
>24 y/o
>kissless, hugless virgin
>no friends
>5 feet and 8.1102 inches (manlet)
>no job
>no social life at all
>no car or drivers license
>no addictions
>living with my parents
>boring personality
>decent looking
>grew out of video games but still play them just to pass time
>i rather tell myself sex isn't important than getting rejected
>dislike anime
>got catfished once since then i avoid any dating stuff
>got beaten up badly by a much older girl when I was 7
>>24612850
>23 yo
>bipolar aspie
>barely see anything without glasses
>have psoriasis (I have to be covered from the neck down when I go outside)
>khv
>never had a friend
>push everyone away because I'm paranoid they just want something from me
>5'10" manlet
>5" X 5" dicklet
>5 at best
>few pounds overweight
>researcher working on my doctorate
>a bit distant from my parents
>but parents give me a substantial allowance
>do research work for vidya and booze money
>no social life, just vidya, anime and comics
>coworkers call me a manchild
>become infatuated with every pure-looking qt3.14 I see
>fall in love with anybody who notices me and not get disgusted
>too spergy to hold a conversation that lasts more than a minute
>only find solace here with you guys
>daydream of setting up a pub or a restaurant where robots can hang out and have fun
>literally only thing keeping me going
>20
>in shitty university
>never had a job
>living with parents
>driving license but no income to buy a car
>KV
>6'1 but ugly
>>24612850
I keep going out and getting drunk and most likely making a fool of myself. I tend to drink to get rid of my anxiety but then just keep drinking.
I'm still obsessed with my oneitis because she will talk to me from time to time. She has a boyfriend. I asked her out when she was single and she said no. I actually worked out for like 2 years and asked her out again and she said no.
I recently won a trip to a country my oneitis has always wanted to go to. Ask her if she wants to go with me and she says her boyfriend wont let her.
Going on a trip by myself because I have no friends.
> 19
> in uni
> no job atm
> vehicle but can't use it b/c no parking spot at uni
> parents don't think I'm mature enough for life
> parents think I'm lazy and entitled
> virgin, never had gf, never kissed
> 6'2" 200 lbs
> 7 x 5.5 dick
> only smoked weed once but it was hella good
> smoked just swishers for a short time but quit because decided it was just stupid/wtf was I doing
> never had a best friend
> have daily existential crises
> don't really understand the world sometimes
> listen to music a lot
>27 yo
>6'4 blond haired lanklet
>non virgin thanks to socially extorting girls into sex over the past years
>parents dead, havent spoken to my sister in 13 years
>2 friends whom I speak with online only
>limited connections with my colleagues
>steady job, $100k/yr, own apartment, audi a5 sportback paid by company
>drink heavily every 3 days, smoke 1,5 pack a day
>in therapy for emotionally manipulating people, repressed childhood issues, and anger management
>22 yo
>6'0 280 lbs
>autistic and possibly schizoid
>virgin, no woman has ever even looked at me
>good news is that I'll graduate next semester
>constantly wander around the house yelling at myself
>constantly telling myself "kill yourself, normie"
>scars from 4 years of cutting
>borderline alcoholic, getting addicted to dxm
>feel like every day I'm slipping away from sanity as my mind rots away and gets hazier and hazier
>severely depressed, will likely an hero if I can't get a job when I graduate
>22 years old
>6'1 built
>too many partners to count
>close friends
>no job
>shit car
>addicted to lots of things
your move OP
>>24618853
normie fuck off to facebook
>35 yo
>kissless virgin
>not a manlet, but ugly
>no social life at all
>steady job, decent income, own house
>shit car
>no addictions
>24 years old (25 in like 15 days)
>KV
>Very little social life (go out like once a month)
>Accountant
>Skelly
>Beta shy personality
Not the worst I suppose, but not good either.
>27
>kissless, hugless virgin
>fat
>no social life
>live with mother
>lost job
>don't drive
I'm working on turning everything around starting with the fat part, but I was really, really fat. My body is fucked, so I'll probably be a kissless virgin forever.
>>24612850
>>21
>>Not a virgin. Slept with a few womem, not a lot beecause I've been in a relationship since HS
>>Hot girl asked me if I wanted to see a movie the other day
>>Meh social life, I get invited to a gig or a party or something most weeks but I always fell like an afterthought - like if someone was going to be left out then I'd be the first choice. Pretty depressing tbhfam
>>No job but good income from my uni scholarships - enough for me to py the rent, go overseas twice a year and drive a porsche (second hand and my uncle loaned me the money but I've paid him back now)
>>No addictions. Both parents were junkies so I'm very carefu with when I allow myself drugs - never drink / smoke up alone, had opium when I was passig through Pakistan but that was a once off
>>Depression
>>Saved someone's life at the start of the year, got in the paper for it and everything.
>>6'2'', Trying to get fit - can do chinups 3x8 with a 15kg plate on my belt
Meh
>>24620012
Kill yourself please, you don't belong on this board
>>24616345
>got beaten up badly by a much older girl when I was 7
Please greentext this
>>24620369
i'll go where i please
>>24612850
>20 yo
>virgin, but recently got a gf and finally stopped being kissless/hugless.
>5'6/5'7 manlet, not ugly maybe 6.5/10 facially and fit
>not much social life
>living with parents, studying in uni
>26
>no job, NEETbux
>still in poverty
>no car, no license
>criminal record
>drug addiction
>virgin
>too beta to suicide
A-at least I have internet access desu
>>24612850
>19
>kissless, hugless virgin
>nocturnal. never see sunshine.
>not one single irl friend
>neet. live with parents
>unemployed, failed high school
>despise women
>can't remember the last time i showered
>cannot drive
>total Auschwitz mode.
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