ITT: Red Flags for either gender
>They have a work uniform
Not to be confused with >they have to work, moreso >they work in a place that requires people to wear a uniform rather than their own clothes
>They "scoff" or roll their eyes at particular kinds of humor
Nothing more of a red flag than "I'm superior to this" kind of mentality.
>>30021492
>Male
-Actively harps on the 'Friend-Zone' and how they are stuck in it.
-Raised by only their mother.
-Extremely neat hand-writing.
>Females
-More friends whom are guys than girls.
-Thinks texting is a legitimate hobby.
-Refuses to leave without make-up on.
>Both
-Angry with little kids (beneath the age of four) easily.
-Multiple locks/passwords on their phone. (One works, more than that, you better run)
-During social occasions, they have their phones out rather than talking.
>>30021492
that picture is stupid
>>30021538
>a friend farts in another guys face
>both of them and everyone else finds it hilarious despite being over 20 yo
>I'm supposed to find it funny and not be better than it
>>30021658
i must say that i am in agreement of the the previous poster, yes
>>30021610
meme
fair
so you would prefer a guy who writes entirely in chicken scratch?
fair
i doubt anyone actually thinks this
fair
lol
you're a dumb motherfucker if you have a universal password for everything
yes
>>30021712
It's the most pure form of humor dating back to before we even had a solid language as a species. I'm sure your humor is quite sophisticated honey :^)
>>30021758
>one universal password for everything
I said on their phone. Just to access their phone. Not talking social media, or anything unrelated. If they're that concerned about you simply accessing the phone itself, they're hiding deep shit.
>chicken scratch
Nah, but generally the guys who spend all day honing their hand-writing often have few interesting hobbies.
>i doubt anyone actually thinks this
You'd be surprised, anon. Though it looks pretty stupid, you'd be surprised.
>>30021712
I find this funny as fuck.
>>30021492
Male:
-fat
-acts/dresses/speaks like a faggot (only into non-fabulous gays)
-beard
-talks about how drunk they got
Female:
-third wave feminist
-visibly caked in makeup
-talks about social media irl
-texts you unnecissarily all the time
-says oh em gee irl
-non-black nail polish
-wears "nerd glasses" or hipster glasses
-fat
>>30021758
>I doubt anyone believes this
I genuinely encourage you to go to tinder. People there consider eating and Netflix to be hobbies. I'm not kidding. It's fucked.
>>30021774
>if you're not juvenile then you're an elitist
>>30021712
>both of them and everyone else finds it hilarious despite being over 20 yo
>I'm supposed to find it funny and not be better than it
You seem like a tedious fuck.
>>30021873
>if you're not juvenile then you're an elitist
Pretty much, yes
>>30021873
im not a normie nor do i have a facebook nor do i own a smartphone
>>30021923
You jest. Surely, you must.
>>30021492
>>they work in a place that requires people to wear a uniform rather than their own clothes
so scrubs are meh?
>>30021930
Well if you'd like I can reinstall it and find some examples for you.
>op implies red-flags that can work for both males and females
>retards start listing off red flags for just men or just women
>>30021937
>Haha, surely you jest my good sir!
>>30021877
Not him, but if somebody expelled shit gas from their bowels onto my face, I wouldn't find it funny. I'd be pretty pissed off in fact
>they play pokemon GO but not the actual games
>they "love" star wars but have only seen TFA
>>30021979
>>Haha, surely you jest my good sir!oregami
>>30021827
Get fucked. Everyone has the right to privacy. Unless you have legitimate proof of them hiding something in their phone you're nothing but a rumor mongering, paranoid little snoop. Fuck you and your kind for letting the NSA walk all over shoving probes up everyone's digital asshole.
>uses tumblr
>Hillary/Bernie supporter
>alcoholic/drug junkie
>furfaggot/otherkin
>likes MLP unironically
>his waifu is Star Butterfly
>pedophile
>morbidly obese
>owns a fedora
>owns a vape pen
>poor hygiene
>"""polyamourous"""
>has children outside of their race
>single dad (RUN FOR YOUR LIFE)
>>30022065
>Calls me Paranoid
>Proceeds to throw out the NSA meme
Also:
> Rumor Mongering
> Literally listening to the Rumor that NSA is probing their 'digital assholes'
Are you also the guy who posts in the Low IQ threads?
>>30021610
i do have more guy friends than girls but that's just how life panned out, i had one friend who was a girl and she found a boyfriend and introduced us to all his friends who happened to be guys, and then i met my boyfriend. it's not a preferential thing, i just don't know any girls.
Both
-Atheist (and that's coming from one)
-Talks about politics a lot
-Very opinionated
-Thinks talk shows are funny
-Too clingy or too detached
-Rocky/nonexistent relationship with parents.
-"Open relationships."
Women
-Lots of guy friends (she will fuck them)
-Strange piercings
-Feminist
-Dyes hair
-Phone obsession
-Has few or no feminine interests
Guys
-nu-male
-failed normie
-Guys who are inconspicuous (not nice guy but not Chad either, think unremarkable people)
>>30022065
>>30022110
>Calls me Paranoid
>Proceeds to throw out the NSA meme
fukkin BTFO
>>30022109
I would agree male using tumblr is red flag, they are weirdos
>>30022370
Forget about weird. They're just pretentious and unpleasant. And often irritating. They're like...failed robots.
>plays pokemon or any other childish video games
I can tolerate a little bit of some Battlefield or whatever, but he's obsessed I'm out
>>30021492
why girls hate video games so much ?
>>30022359
>Guys who are inconspicuous
>failed normie
>nu male
What kind of men are okay? Chads, Nice Guys, and what else?
>uses the word "red flag" unironically
>starts threads that are about being superior to others when they are a fat autist on 4chan
>>30022455
Well I'm trying to think from a woman's perspective...which is to say that my response (appropriately) makes no logical sense. My apologies, I should have clarified. Keep in mind these are the creatures that demand equality, but their most primal instincts revolve around "I want you to pretend rape me while I call you daddy." Nowamsain?
women:
>social media obsession
this is a very quick test to see if they're worthwhile to pursue for a relationship or not. broken/self absorbed girls tend to constantly post on social media, meanwhile down to earth girls typically only post a picture once and a while
>>30022489
>makes meta "i'm the reasonable one here" posts while being a self important faggot on 4chan
>>30022109
What if I only like one particular "furry" character, but don't like anything else about furfaggotry
>>30022521
>gets so assmad that he has to reply on 4chan
>>30021982
pissed off? nah, you'd be shat on
>>30022489
Nice irony, faggot.
>>30022554
>he posts on 4chan
Heh, not bad kiddo.
>>30022554
>gets so rustled that he has to project his angers onto others
>>30022503
I see. In that case, I applaud you for being rather accurate. At least, it seems pretty good.
>>30022489
>Projecting that OP is fat, when autists are skinny too.
Come on man, your argument was flawed from the start.
>>30021827
I use handwriting as a hobby purely to pass boring class time. It hasn't really affected my life outside of class, short of me spending more on pens. Having neat handwriting is actually pretty useful, especially being able to write neatly when writing fast.
