>hi anon
>oh hey Stacy how are you doing
>me and a few other girls are going to go skinny dipping later wanna come? we have beer
>no thank you I'd rather stay at home by myself in my room discussing banjo kazooie on the internet with strangers
WHAT THE HECK 14 YEAR OLD ME
>>24581044
2 years ago a qt brunette said she liked my hair and I kind of autismed right out of there.
Still regret it tbqh
>>24581101
I feel you tbqh
>>24581044
>be 15
>boutta be my birthday 2 weeks from now
>no parents
>invite crush
>says yes
>fast forward: Night of party
>dad even gave me a condom
>20-30 of us all chillin and having a good time
>crush pulls me to the side for a moment
>"anon, I wanna see your room"
>"lol no we're all chilling down here"
>"pleeeeease take me to your room"
>"No"
>crush fucks off
>mfw I could see my dad's disappointment on his face when I gave him the condom back
It fucking haunts me to this day.
>>24581174
That must suck.
>be at bar
>girl is hitting on me
>get anxious as fuck
>spagetti.jpg
>'sorry but im gay'
>im not actually gay
>mfw
>>24581044
Are sure you it wasn't a setup a la "Carrie"? Staceys are like that, you know.
>hey anon you wanna come to a graduation party with me?
>no thanks I don't want you to have to worry about me and I don't want to impose on your friends...
That was my first and only chance to go to a proper house party
>>24581101
>tfw blonde hair
>tfw only girls who compliment it just wish their hair was my color or are asians with fetishes for stereotypical white traits
>Hi anon
>Oh hi gril that I have a huge crush on
>My birthday is tomorrow and I was wondering if you wanted to hang out after school at the mall?
>Sorry, I got "band practice" tomorrow which is actually just me and my friends sitting at my house and being shitty at guitar and not actually doing anything
>Oh, ok
This was 8 years ago and I still can't let it go
>be 15
>sister invites me to go swimming with her and her big-titted friend
>have a pimple on my face
>decline, thinking I'll have another chance when my face clears up
>2 weeks later, face is completely destroyed by acne
>remains that way for the rest of high school
If I had only known.
FAILED NORMIE GFTO
>>24581044
vietnamese stacey asked me out for coffee. i didn't realize it was a date and never took her up on it. i deserve to be here.
All I see here....ARE FAILED NORMIES.
GTFO, REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24581101
>freshman year
>"anon your hair always looks so perfect"
>"t-thanks, i didn't even take a shower today"
wake up
>>24582651
>>24582372
Cyborgs are taking over, u mad?
>>24581044
FUCKING NORMIES
STOP COMING HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be 15
>in bed bed making out with a girl
>she says she wants to lose virginity to me
>freak out and say we shouldnt do it
>just dry hump her and grope until morning
>21 and still a virgin
I am the biggest fucking loser on this motherfucking board. I hate myself every day
