>at Target
>walking towards a target employee
>as I approached her I noticed that she had some pretty nice looking hip to waist ratio
>of course, as I always do, I look back after I've passed her to check out the goods
>think I let out an audible "fuck" when I notice her ass
>one of the most amazing asses I've seen in person, with hips that you can only get through photoshop
>I circle around the store to get another look
>spend a good hour walking around aimlessly at target to check her out
>was very tempted to pull out my phone and record
I felt like complete shit after, had to force myself to walk out or I think I would have been there till closing. Never even said a word to her so there's no way she didn't notice me or thought I was a huge creep.
This isn't even the creepiest I've been, not by a long shot, but I think this one felt like such a new low because of how I handled the situation.
What about you guys? How creepy is /r9k/, really?
>>29962106
I once went through my ex's mom's phone to find nudes when I was 19 and ended up just finding some convo she had with a friend where they texted each other hentai gifs that they'd laugh at they were cops to boot.
>visiting a female friend's house
>she's dating my best friend at the time
>I call her and tell her I'm on my way
>she says she's still not home yet but I can go through the back and the door should be open
>penis is preemptively erect
>I hasten my trip
>jump over her fence like I'm being chased by police
>enter her house, look around for a bit to make sure no one is home
>walk down to her room in the basement
>bee line straight to underwear drawer
>open it up
>a single tear roles down my cheek
>sniff the first pair with great urgency
>dick hard, palm's sweaty
>go through and find all the good stuff
>put some down my pants for some nice penis to thong contact
>jerk it for a few seconds, but stop
>don't know when she'll be coming back and can't risk getting caught
>fold underwear back and put them in drawer
>too scared to steal any
>walk back up and play with her dogs as I wait for her
>never had the same opportunity again
My only regret in life.
I was at Walmart and I could see this girl's panties clear as day through her dressI took a picture
>>29962106
>at Daphne's house with our friend Scott
>Daphne leaves us alone in her room to do something
>panty raid
>mfw all we could find was a family album that had pictures of her mom in a bikini
I hang out at Starbucks a lot to chill and get away from my parents. I always eyeball the hot young things on their laptops, and I can tell they're aware of it.
A few sitting near me have gotten up to move elsewhere, and one regular has permanently moved from her usual spot to someplace on the other side of the building.
I want a gf just for the sole purpose of panty raids
>>29962106
I was you, OP.
Except I fucking -worked- at Target. My managers and coworkers were all typically 3-4 years younger than me and scorchingly hot.
I could tell they all knew what a creep I was. No one ever talked to me, and when they did it was with this air of disgusted condescension.
Granted, I was a dirty, greasy, smelly, socially retarded slacker who couldn't even do his minimum wage job right and spent all day oggling girls' asses. Eventually they demoted me to cart duty. I actually liked it better.
Stole a friends little sisters undies
Took advantage of underage girls online for lewd pics
Told an 11 year old girl to play a balancing game with me. She'd walk up and down me from my chest to my feet.
She was on my dick a lot. She asked what it was when she stood on it and pretty much stood on my dick for 10 minutes
>at a family gathering
>fiddling with my phone, all volumes off
>fat-assed cousin shows up in a skirt
>take upskirt shots
>jerk off to them hard back at home
I should really charge up my old phone and get them off it sometime. Replaced it a few months ago and never grabbed my shit first.
>>29962846
Do it now desu, I wanna see those pictures
>>29962155
>ex's mom's phone
>texted each other hentai gifs
>they were cops to boot
did she /ss/ you?
>>29962863
I wouldn't share them even if I did charge it up, man. I'm a greedy cunt.
>>29962106
AAAAHHH
DONT MAKE ME REMEMEBER THIS SHIT
