>normies see explosion of cum IED
>Run opposite way
>"dumb normalfags"
>Poo-poo sentry arises from cover
>Normies stop
>spin on feet
>can't escape
>poo-poo 10mm bullets splatter on CHADS body
>get killstreak
>pee-pee jet sprays and kills remaining normies

>walk into local pet store
>go up to the parrots when no one is looking
>train them to say "normies out"
>go outside and attract pigeons with birdseed
>make sure to place the food over pictures of Chads and Stacies along with snippets of their hair
>spray myself with Chad cologne and harass clothes while wearing a mask plus a polo and chinos

Soon my avian brethren will rise against them

>>29951266
harass crows*

pt2
>2nd wave of chads, tyrones and stacies proceed 2 clicks southeast
>prepare new sentry and load more poo-poo bullets.
>Suddenly, more betas descend by parachute and occupy the firebase
>20 of us. 100 of them
>United we stand, brothers in arms.
>Poo sentries unload a barrage of poo
>first wave of normies crumble, but there getting closer
>"fix-bayonnets"
>"this is what mummy wants lads"
>normies get super fucking close to the trench
>"THERE HERE"
>Chad jumps down, close to me.
> "REEEEE" I scream the glorious battlecry.
>Chad pales, i gut him with bayonnet.
>We are assisted by a a poo-poo pee-pee chopper, i used 1250GBP, but was going to get a hell of a lot more anyway.
>Last normie lines of assault disintegrate.
>Battle is won
>mfw mummy rewards us with tendies

>>29951125
> cell phone jammer

Honestly, where do I get one of these?

>>29951377
its illegal for civilians to use in many countries, but u can make one tho

>>29951514
Even in your own home? I wanna do sick pranks on my friends.

>>29951580
im in the US so the law depends on the states. but if u live in another country u have to look it up

ITT normalfags caring about the law