Let's have a thread about this boys. No betakek stories where the guy ends up with the shitty end of the stick. Those are just heart crushing.
Reddit confessions from her angsty point of view crying about how he won't take her back gets bonus points. We schadenfreude in here.
This gets posted so many times but I love it every time.
>>24547109
Bumping with a classic for justice.
I remember when my ex boyfriend cheated on me. as I threw his things out he ended up crying and begging me to give him another chance, it was a mistake, blah blah blah. told him if he didn't get out of my apartment I would call the police, and since my brother's a cop he knew that wouldn't end well.
the icing on the cake that is that now I have a new boyfriend (not really "new" since we've been together almost three years since then) and according to our old mutual friends, my ex still hasn't had any luck keeping a girl in a relationship since we broke up. still got texts from him asking to meet up until I blocked his number a few months ago
cheaters deserve nothing
>>24547287
>female intensifies
Get out.
>>24547243
Is there an archive of this thread somewhere? I'd really like to read the comments.
>>24547109
>There*
10/10
>>24547338
srry I forgot in /r9k/ land only female cheaters exist
>>24547287
>>24547399
fuck off back to tumblr. you're not welcome here.
>>24547355
Hey Nvm I found the thread https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1q2vo8/i_26f_asked_my_boyfriend_27m_of_five_years_to/
>>24547338
>>24547513
Jesus fucking christ. How do you people even function in the real world?
>>24547568
why are you here? fuck off, this is our board, roastie whore.
>>24547109
>>24547243
>>24547540
>>24547338
>>24547355
If you think this Reddit shit is worth discussing, please go back there
>>24547612
LMFAO
I'm not even the girl you were whining at, grow some fucking balls already
>>24547399
Male cheaters getting what's coming to them is boring because it's a story of grrl power. We live in a society where everything is about girl power. A woman who doesn't put up with a cheating male is socially lauded and there are a billion stories about it painted all across the web.
Female cheating by contrast is far more rarely spoken of. And when it is, most of the time it's dedicated to the man scraping himself together after being emotionally destroyed. Very rarely do we get to enjoy a tale of a man being masterful, masculine, and elegant enough to give a cheating cunt her just deserts.
Further, this is r9k. Women aren't generally wanted around here because your social experiences are far different. For a woman, being cheating on is a road to being an emotional wreck for a month or so before they find another partner. A male can have issues stemming for years after being cheating on. Often, we never recover from it.
>>24547568
Go back to tumblr.
>>24547109
It would be best to expand this to women in general getting comeuppance simply because there are so few stories about cheating women getting what they deserve.
>>24547338
Jesus, this is why women shouldnt listen to female friends damn
>>24547399
At least if a guy cheats he gets treated like the trash he is, If a woman cheats people act as if it's because she's "empowered" or "progressive" or because their partner deserved it.
>>24547732
What, just because I don't kneejerk lash out at women, I'm from tumblr?
Get fucked by a horse already, you'd probably enjoy it.
>>24547855
Having that attitude itself speaks of not being part of the r9k populace. Even if you didn't agree with it, if you belonged here you'd recognize that it's part and parcel of the board culture. Just like going on pol and crying about all the fascism posting.
Go back to tumblr, or /cgl/, or wherever you came from instead of disturbing the board here.
>>24548000
Pathetic subhumans like you should be thankful that well-balanced individuals grace you with their presence. You might even learn a thing or two about how to integrate into society, rather than just sitting in your mum's basement jacking off to ponies and pissing in jars.
>>24547109
This shit is so fucking fake, why aren't you more embarrassed for posting this?
>well balanced individuals
>wasting their time on /r9k/
the jokes on this guy
All of you would cheat on someone if you had the chance.
That's why we don't trust men, because they are more likely to cheat.
>>24548187
When the bar has been set this low...
>>24548146
>Being this buttblasted.
Jesus Christ.
>>24547809
This one's underrated imo.
>>24548202
>men more likely to cheat
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2769593/HALF-women-fall-partner-standby-fancied-case-current-relationship-turns-sour.html
My sides can't even contain all of this kek.
>>24548398
>Being you
I'd rather kill myself.
>>24547809
>mfw autismbro gets what he deserves
oh my god this makes me so much happier than all the other stories, im so stoked for the guy
Too much autism and normieness here
not enough Cheating Sluts Get What They Deserve
>>24548495
It's time you left the board, friend. Your white knighting and roastie worship make it very obvious you don't belong around here.
>>24547355
this is the only comment worth reading
>>24548524
we need more stories
>>24547399
Just like women can't rape, men can't cheat.
Super simple stuff.
>>24548428
>may cause men to think twice about not taking the rubbish out
>mfw its the guys fault if his wife is a cheating whore
JUST
>>24548546
>Cheating Sluts Get What They Deserve
Here, just screencapped this one.
>>24548612
And don't forget, if a woman cheats it's because the man just wasn't good enough, it's his fault that she cheats.
>>24548544
>friend
Yeah, no.
>It's time you left the board
Maybe it's time you left the house for once.
>>24548623
That is so fucking good
>>24548648
Truly and simply epic
>>24548648
>Maybe it's time you left the house for once.
I left the house two hours ago do run some errands.
Your ad hominems need work friend.
>>24548623
holy shit, this if fucking gold.
More stories, I need them or I'm going to kill myself.
>>24548701
Shes in my country Reeeeeee I hope a fucking spider kills her
>>24548713
Well we can't have that.
>>24548713
you got cheated on brah? need to vent? this is the place, lots of us have been there
>>24548789
The first and only time I ever got cheated on she had the gall to ask me to go buy her the day after pill because she was afraid of being pregnant. At this time we were both underage and her parents are religious sorts.
That was years ago. In the end, she didn't get pregnant but she put on quite a bit of weight.
>>24547809
what's mandatory 5-10 mean?
PLS RESPOND SOMEONE
>>24548818
Years. In prison.
>>24548818
5-10 years in jail (i think before shes available for parole, being the mandatory part)
>>24548818
It means mandatory 5-10 years of imprisonment.
>>24548759
That's just mean.
inb4 roastie
>all these fresh naive normies ITT taking /r9k/ seriously
Gullibility is even worse and you have fallen for it
>>24548889
Hurr durr, jokes on them, I was only *acting* retarded
>>24548789
Not cheated on, but almost keked.
I went out with a girl and she wanted to wait for sex until later. I waited for a year and nothing, probably not attractive enough for her or something. Then I dumped her and got with someone else; she texts me for no reason now.
Fuck that noise.
>>24548938
Get out normalfag. You are not welcome here.
>>24548847
>>24548856
>>24548865
seems pretty long i thought britbongs get lighter sentecnes
>>24548938
good man
posting general slut stuff cause i dont have any cheating
>>24549005
yeah seems like a lot for assault, maybe it was exaggerated or maybe she had more convitions/association with druggie boyfriend meant that she looked bad there too
>>24547684
she will surely reward you with some bagine now good sir xD
A classic boys, a fucking classic
>>24549045
Naw, she was just an excuse to pick a fight.
>>24548623
seems too good to be true
pretty epick if it is
>cheat on gf
>scumbag gets wind of it and blackmails into telling my gf
>come clean to her
>tell her we should seperate for a few days to think about this
>she forgives me the same day
>says she was more insulted by me thinking that cheating would endanger our relationship than by the actual cheating
I love her so much. Sucha good girl.
>>24549211
*blackmails me into
>>24549168
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
From /b/ rather than /r9k/, but no less relevant for it.
>>24549247
its a plebbit post mate
moarbloxoxow
>>24549258
If anything, that takes away from its credibility.
bloxiblox
>>24549211
Red flag red flag red flag red flag
>>24549322
More like green flag. If she keeps her cool during times like these shes a keeper.
>>24549211
cmon man we dont condone guys cheating any more than we do girls.
Sounds fake anyways so w/e
muhoriginals
>>24549304
This ones a classic. I don't remember reading the first part though.
>>24549347
Now she has a GREAT reason to cheat on you you fucking idiot. Bail.
>>24548701
>Thanks for driving me to cheat on you
Jesus fucking Christ. Some people will believe ANYTHING to delude avoid admitting that they are in the wrong.
>>24549373
If she wanted to she would have plenty of chances with me being none the wiser, so i dont really care.
bitchesandwhores.jpg
>>24549398
Fucking kek.
Your no better than your soon to be skank girlfriend.
>>24549322
>>24549373
>he WANTS a crazy bitch who makes a big deal out of cheating and tells everyone on social media
bloxoxo
>>24549211
So you've established that your relationship is meaningless and you're both nothing more than rutting animals. Nice.
How the fuck do you excuse cheating? You had to remove your clothes, move to a private location, remove her panties, get hard, insert your dick. It's always as calculated as first degree murder. You had plenty of opportunities to stop, but didn't.
You and she are both subhuman degenerates, and I hope you catch chlamydia from the mailman she rides when you're away.
>>24549351
I've seen it happen many times. Men and women alike have no respect for themselves. Society in general is squalid and degenerate.
>>24549304
This one is fake unfortunately, it's I Produced Child Porn and Showed It to a Courtroom: the Post
>>24549422
>hey babe, i know were happy and all but im going to have to leave you because you wherent mad enough at me banging that drunk slut a couple of years ago. I know, i know, this is sudden but i dont want to be a kek, you see. I mean i never put you under 24/7 surveillance, so you might have cheated on me, better save than sorry.
Reasonable.
>>24547658
spotted the roastie
bloxx
>>24547568
Get lost you cunt
I'm so damn glad I will never get into a relationship.
Women are such whores.
inb4 retarded roastie starts whining about how all women arent the same
>>24548146
>integration etc
Go integrate yourself in a moon, we couldn't care less about your "air of superiority."
>>24547109
*There
That is fucking priceless.
>>24548871
That's a sure sign of kekery
>>24548759
lol, us med students huh? XD
>>24549142
I lol'd after reading this. I doubt Jared exists, but holly fuck that was a good read.
This is why I'll only accept a virgin yandere
>>24547109
>*there
11/9.
so sad and pathetic how you get off on such fiction
wouldn't be surprised if most of these stories were just real life accounts with genders reversed
>>24550254
ROASTIE SPOTTED
MAD LEVEL 100% CONFIRMED
>>24550314
what a child you are
>>24550356
mad levels rising
what does the scouter say about his mad level?
>>24550356
Ironic considering you're most likely female
>>24550374
no point in talking to you. I knew that from the beginning and knew exactly how you would respond.
I'm content in knowing your real life situation must be miserable and a total mess
>>24547109
>*there
BRUTAL
>>24550452
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE YOU CUNT, GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD
>>24548146
>ponies
This isn't the MLP board, nigga
>>24550374
It's....1,006. Kick his ass, Nappa.
>>24549439
>he wants a girl that endures abuse and has no sense of self worth
No thanks guy
>>24550670
How in the world is that abuse, come on.
>>24550356
>I'M BUTTHURT SO I'M GOING TO INSULT YOUR MANHOOD
>>24550835
her roastie was well done. like a nigger's
>>24547109
OP here, back from my walk. Here's another.
>>24547732
Anybody who cheats are equal scum.
>>24547109
> No betakek stories where the guy ends up with the shitty end of the stick. Those are just heart crushing.
but those make the best faps?
>>24549363
>paint green and smack like avocado
Every time.
>>24547109
>i forgive your for leaving
>>24547109
>I gave you a chance to be happy again
Saying that shit as if she holds the key to happiness or something
>>24547109
bloxblox bumpin
>>24549363
>avocadoYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24548701
This is r9k fucking stormin norman, YOU gtfo. You don't belong here, fucking idiot. It is plain to see.
>>24551667
>the guy that leaves the house to pay bills doesn't belong on r9k
>the roastie/white knight defending all wimmins does
>>24549363
that has to be one of the least funny/interesting images i've ever seen on the internet
you would do well to never post it again
>>24548623
This never happened but I really enjoyed the story either way.
>>24550356
Burn in hell, mudflaps
>>24551094
>marrying a girl you've only known for a few months
Why do normies fucking DO THIS
>>24547568
We don't. That's the point of this board
>being this new
>>24552114
My brother is the normiest Chad. His girlfriend was looking for an engagement ring last year and he refused. She broke down crying and snotting all over the place because he didn't want to put a ring on it.
>>24552114
The dude explained why he did it in the post. It was a selfless act so that he could be around to help out with TC's medical issues when he needed to be.
And, as we all know, no good deed goes unpunished.
>>24549479
I actually feel bad for the dads in these situations
>>24552177
I always kind of wanted a daughter. But it's probably for the best that I'll never have one; likely she'd rebel by turning into a degenerate Stacy.
>>24549142
>the male cousin has to go to therapy because his sister is a whore
It was semi-believable up until this point.
>>24549142
Jared is the king of revenge.
>>24547809
This makes me happy. Not because the ex got so messed up but because the dude legitimately ended up with a happy life. To me that's always been the best revenge.
>>24548758
That would be too straightforward. I hope she gets frightened by a huntsman and ends up falling down some stairs or falling off a balcony.
>>24549264
Does he even like the best friend?
>>24547568
Fuck off normalfag newfag fag in general "fembot" scum you are the reason the robot is back you fucking piece of shit. Go back to tumblr
>>24551628
>all those butthurt redditors in the comments
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/1rxc7i/helped_end_an_exs_engagement_feeling_amazing/
>>24548202
I think you're talking about chads.... of which you willl find none here.
>tfw my name is Sean
wewlad
Good on that guy for standing his ground fellow Seanbro.
>>24549479
I always get so angry. Always. These women are horrible. But apparently a woman with the audacity to cheat and testify in court against them is more worth dating that a girl who isn't so good looking and is trying to get a decent job.
For fucks sake. These men are willing to support them for their entire lives. How is this possible?
>>24547287
So how many dicks have been inside that roast beef? Fuck off u walking cave and go back to tumblr, you've already been soiled and your new boyfriend is a beta who accepted sloppy seconds
>>24547399
When a women cheats it ruins the man's life, when a man cheats the women will have another sausage inside her within a week, Fuck off, go back to tumblr and shove a fire hydrant up your cave, but that probably wouldn't even please you filth
>>24547684
White knighting this hard lmao,
Even worse than all the betas and women on this board are the moralfags who try to fit in but belong on jezebel.
>>24549142
>he took everything away from me.
>took my cat away from me
top fucking kek
I had this link saved...but the OP has been deleted. I guarantee it's one of the ALL TIME greatest, despite low post count.
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3nx7zg/i_26f_feel_like_i_made_a_mistake_leaving_my_ex/
I'm on mobile, but I think you can see the removed post on Uneddit. I'll try in a couple of hours when I'm home if nobody has done it by then.
this is why I like the yandere thread, and you should too
>>24551365
Women have such inflated sense of self-worth that they really believe that their existence is a blessing upon others.
Simply put, she's delusional and thinks that he can't be happy unless he's with HER, because she's just that good.
This is also the reason most women don't put much effort into relationships - it's his job to maker HER happy, she's already being "far too good" just by letting him be around her.
>>24547809
I don't think this is real, but it was still a good story.
>>24556553
holy shit that was sweet, and the fact that she cried and deleted her post due to the hate she got made it all the sweeter
I'll sleep soundly tonight
Love these threads. Need more of them.
>>24556553
Please show us senpai
>>24557493
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3nx7zg/i_26f_feel_like_i_made_a_mistake_leaving_my_ex/
Hopefully that works. I'm still on mobile so somebody else can screenshot it.
>>24557582
Sweet, yet still sad.
>>24556553
>>24557582
I hope she rots in hell. I feel bad for her kids.
What the fuck is wrong with people
>>24557582
He's a kek but still. I feel bad for him and she is such a piece of shit.
>>24547809
stopped reading at second post
>has gf
>'crippling social anxiety'
bullshit leaking 30 seconds in.
>>24558253
>I don't know how social anxiety works the post
There's a reason it doesn't apply to their family
>>24558346
what the fuck are you on about.
"Crippling social anxiety' is what I have,
I CANNOT go to uni
I CANNOT have a girlfriend
I CANNOT meet her parents
I CANNOT have discussions with mentors if i had any
Guy in that post would have MILD social anxiety at fucking best, but i doubt even that.
>>24558417
>Can't
Have you tried going to social places? Try going to a church. That'll help you improve your social skills. Nothing is stopping you from fixing yourself. No one else will.
>>24557582
good old fashioned 'rekt' story right here
>>24557582
Holy cow that is some good justice!
Still pretty sad for the guy though. Just goes to show how much contempt women have for average, decent men.
>>24547809
this is all his own fault for enabling a roastie for YEARS tbbq
>>24549211
>how to tell your girl is cheating on you
good post
>>24558417
You're an American, not an American't, anon.
>>24558568
Oh i tried more than just going to social places.
I thought long on what would be the most difficult thing for me to do.
I decided door to door sales.
Did that for 2 months until i tried to kill myself.
>>24547287
>can actually call the police to eject a partner from her home
>female privilege doesn't exist
>>24558910
Her brother was a cop and he committed adultery.
There's nothing that says a man can't kick a woman out because they sure as hell can.
>>24548179
I love how the there is always someone in these bad roasties get what they deserve thread that calls things fake. Go back to Tumblr cum sucking faggot.
>>24557582
here you go robots
>>24549347
Naw either you have money or she is a dumbass. Males who cheat deserve the same shame females do on here. Both are equal scum.
>>24559973
Jesus this woman's a cunt. The epitome of entitled female.
>>24559973
wasn't satisfying, yeah she got BTFO hard but the poor bastard husband is still a massive victim in all of this
she is honestly vapid as fuck, so cold to the point I think she might be a psychopath
>>24547732
>A male can have issues stemming for years after being cheating on. Often, we never recover from it.
>man scraping himself together after being emotionally destroyed
Its been two years, still scraping, complete failed normie NEET havnt left my house in a year now. cheated after a 5 year relationship with her boss. We lived together, I thought we were going to get married. The relationship seemed perfect up until I found out she was cheating. Still played the victim. fuck women.
>>24559973
sounds like she should've gave him the kids
>>24559973
She cheats and gets house and custody. WTF?
>>24560266
thats how it goes. thats why the red pill guys are always angry. I think they call it divorce rape. That guy is lucky she lets him see the kids. Bitch even adds "occasionally"
>>24547218
I put myself in his place and imagine the terrbile pain he must of felt. Not worth it.
>>24547109
t.reddit
God I cringed so hard. If he actually didn't care his faggot ass wouldn't have been responding. Keks gonna be keks.
>>24547243
Ay real niggas don't even entertain the thought of the kek life
>>24548202
I will tell you love that their are some robots that would cheat on you for theyre simple, lazy and weak minded. However, I will have you know well that some robots has sworn into the traditional ideal that if we ever had a gf, we would swear never to cheat and hope to the gods for help in never doing so.
*Unless the female began to kek us.
>>24560266
>she tells him to get out of HER house
>he says yes please and begs for another chance after she cheated on him
what a kek, he would give her his fucking shoes if she asked
I've been fucking a girl who is in LDR for the last two months. I think she likes me, but I'm not sure and don't care too much. She is with her BF right now for thanksgiving, and I know for a fact I'm more of a chad than him. aMA boys
>>24561880
tfw my ldr gf keked me and then broke up with me after I wanted to give her another chance
>>24561880
How'd it start?
>>24561891
Legitimately sorry. I hope you don't feel too bad, women cheat over reasons not understandable to men
>>24561942
I have pursued her, but she was giving off signals herself very much. She might've been just lonely, but she happened to meet me and I am kinda a dick. She tried to stop before we had sex, at which point I told her it's totally fine, but she shouldn't expect to hang out with me anymore because I like her and will not suffer through seeing her and not hooking up with her. After that she said ok, you are right this is wrong. Then two days later she came over and we had crazy monkey sex.
I'm a chick and kind of these threads are the best desu.
One of my favourites is where that girl is planning on going on a road trip and gives her live-in doormat the ultimatum of either an open relationship or breaking up
She goes on the road trip, gets zero attention, finds out her bf is banging a qt in their bed and fucking flips kek
The reversal of that one with the guy who demands an open relationship via that shitty kink site and his gf who was initially against it and bawling ends up sucking Tyrone's oak log whilst he gets nothing Jesus it's the best kind of schadenfreude.
How do people like this even exist. The idea of sleeping with anybody who but my fiance makes me feel ill.
I don't understand, somebody please explain.
>>24562000
What is the fucking purpose of mentioning your gender? Do you see anybody else saying 'I'm a dude and I think x and y.?'
I'm honestly curious as to why women have to always do this.
>>24561891
A little while ago I found out my "ldr gf" actually had a fiance and had been hiding it from me for the 7 months that we were "together". I feel your pain my man
>>24562016
I don't know I guess I wanted to validate myself by letting you know that there are women that don't condone this behaviour to be frankly honest with you.
I've been on 4chan since 2006 with /r9k/ being my main board since 2008 and all the women-hate gets pretty rough after a while.
>>24562000
>>24562016
>>24562069
ree get the fuck off my board you dang opposite sex
>>24552114
Can't answer for all, but American (and Australian) military personnel get better treatment, higher pay and less bullshit if they're married. American soldiers often get married just so they don't have to live in a shitty barracks any more.
>>24562069
I've got nothing against you and I appreciate what you were trying to achieve. I mean if you didn't want to get 'hate' for being a women then you could just not...you know..mention it?
>>24562076
toasty?
>>24562095
/r9k/ had changed so much over the years and really doesn't resemble anything of the board or was originally but even so it's the closest thing I have to a friend circle in life so I guess it's important to me that I attempt to temper some of the generalisations.
I think it's kind of like when you hear a woman say "eurgh all men are paedophile rapists" you want to smack her across the face and tell her to stfu, but then I come here and read pretty much the same stuff I feel I need to try and be like "b-but nu, nuh-nut all wyminns".
Thanks for being polite with me btw, I appreciate it.
>>24548623
im so happy rn desu lad
>>24559973
How unsatisfying. I was expecting him to have been inspired by her words and moved on, improved himself become interesting and found a hot partner which she only discovered after trying to get back with him due to her money problems and he refused.
>>24548789
>lots of us have been there
Wrong board friend
That was great. That was amazing.
fuvk yuo textlesss
>>24550452
>your real life situation must be miserable and a total mess
D-do you even know what the fuck this board is? Do you know where you are sweetie?
>>24562016
It's because women link so much of their self worth/personal identity to 'being a woman' that all negative observativations of their gender are often considered to be personal attacks. Also women do not feel comfortable in anonymous settings because they think that their opinion will hold no value without having the 'pussy stamp' marked on it.
>>24562475
man, i can't really get any good feels from seeing past bullies get a shit life
because no matter what happens, they have still humiliated you for nothing and it feels like it will always be unfinished business
>>24562016
Because R9K gets furious over women on their board and the girls get off on the negative attention.
Notice how they never respond to the civil comments, only the overtly negative ones. They're masochists and you dumbfucks are fueling their fetish. Just ignore any mention of their sex and they'll go away.
>>24559973
Absolutely disgusting, nobody won out of this.
>>24547109
>there
Maximum tippy top kek
>>24550356
Check this roastie getting toastie
>>24549142
>i cheated on my bf but I'm not a cheater
Women logic
>>24558417
Waah wah grow up faggot
this is a actual story,no kidding
>be me
>16 on uni
>find qt3.14 grill
>im not ugly nor autistic/beta
>goes for her
>she's nice,we get togheter
>complete uni,get a cool job i like
>she starts living with me
>get promoted
>job needs more time off me
>starts going from 10am-8pm
>goes back home one day
>she isn't home
(cont)
>>24564349
(cont)
>worried as fuck
>feels she's cheating
>probably not
>goes to play some CAWADOOTY
>while playing,someone turns up mic chat
>its some guy banging a grill
>the grill gets an orgasm
>"wait a minute that voice"....
>OHSHIT.JPG
>goes running outside
>its dark as fuck
>goes from house on house hearing if there is someone playing COD
>there are people on some house playing call of duty
>breaks in
should i finish it?
the ending is pure epic
>>24564379
finish it
finish it
fi ni sh it
>>24552128
underrated postOCOCOCOCOC
>>24561563
> must of
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>>24564379
(cont)
>my gf is getting banged by a big black dude
>HOLY SHIT
>the guy is really fucking huge
>scream
>they both see me
>"oh nigga what are you doing????"
>my gf is totally surprise and starts crying
>"i-its my bf..."
>the guy looks at her at stares a little,REALLY angry
>"YOU SAID NO BF YOU CHEATING BITCH"
>she starts crying even more
>after that day the guy apologized me
>broke up with my gf
>me and the guy told to her family
>they are now really angry at her
>she's probably really poor right now
>GOTCHA BITCH
>now engaged with other cute grillbut i suffered too>she is a furry
to end this story
>got my COD MW2 copy
>wrote a note saying:keep the voice chat open
>sold it on gamestop.
>????
>PROFIT
>>24564379
>the ending is pure epic
>>24564464
do you believe anything in the internet at ALL?
>>24564446
>PURE EPIC
>>24555923
>>24555966
there is no need to samefag, young one.
>>24561628
Look at the end. He did stop responding.
>>24547732
Read this 1000 times you fucking bitches and then please fuck off.
I have a cheating whore story that some of you might enjoy. Not sure if I should greentext it or write it out in paragraph format..
>>24564911
Greentext it bruh
>>24548623
probably fake but the image of the mother dropping the cake made me smile
>>24547243
I gave my boyfriend the opportunity to open up our relationship and he said no and that it would make him uncomfortable, I don't get I thought it was every guys dream to be able to fuck whoever they want and still have a gf.
>>24564911
>So I was kind of a loser in high school. Few friends, kissless virgin, etc...
>When it came time or college, I naturally decided to go to a school half way across the country where I knew no one and could make a fresh start for myself.
>Within the first few days I made some new friends and I was well on my way to being a normie.
>About a month in, I met a cute girl at a party, probably a 7/10. We both got drunk and fucked that night in the lofted bed of my shitty dorm room.
>The fact that she seemed super clingy, fucked me the first night we met, and then continued to fuck me 2-3 times daily for the next few weeks should have been a red flag, but I was just happy not being a virgin anymore and banging a qt3.14 on the regular.
>About 8 months into our relationship it's clear that she is in this for the long haul. She is probably going to drop out due to shitty grades, but she's already trying to set up shop in my life because I'm an engineering student with a 4.0 GPA
>She's also getting too comfortable with our relationship. She's gained about 20 lbs bringing her down to a 5.5/10 and is always bitching about me hanging out with my friends on the weekends instead of watching movies or some lame shit in her dorm room
continued...
>>24564911
Greentext, if you're posting directly to here, f@m.
>>24565096
>One weekend, my friends and I are throwing a big party on our floor. Multiple dorm rooms are getting together and throwing a "Wine Soiree" themed party where everyone dresses classy and gets shitfaced on cheap wine
>She is keen to start a fight with me that night and she insists that I not get drunk at this party that we have been planning for weeks. I tell her fuck that I'm having a good time with my friends
>She is livid and says "SHE is going to go get drunk with HER friends" even though her only friends are beta orbiters who just want to fuck her.
>I could care less, this cunt isnt going to spoil my night
>I wake up hung over the next day and she is pounding on my door crying
>After I calm her down, she tells me that she got really drunk last night with her "friends" and two of them held her down and raped her. I know these two guys and they are scum bags so everything checks out. Lets call them the "chads"
>This is some heavy shit, I hold her and tell her its okay, im there to support her, we need to get her to the health clinic for the standard antibiotics and post-rape treatment
>She absolutely refuses to go to the clinic, says she is too embarassed to tell anyone other than me
>I tell her she's got to come forward and talk to the cops so these guys cannot rape other girls the same way
>She is very reluctant, bawling her eyes out all day, but finally agrees to talk to the campus's sexual assault response team
cont...
>>24565209
>The next morning, one of the campus staff shows up to talk to her. She locks herself in her room and refuses to say a word. As per protocol, they interview me instead and I tell them everything my gf told me
>> "They fed me liquor all night and then when everyone else left, the two of them held me down."
>> "They told me not to scream or they would hurt me."
>> "I blacked out and I woke up with a sore vagina and asshole, cum filled condoms all over the floor. I dont know how many times they fucked me"
> After I get done, she still refuses to talk to them. They are telling her through the door that they're going to be all supportive and shit, she doesnt need to talk to the police if she doesnt want to, they will do that for her.
> They say there's nothing they can do if she is unwilling to talk to them. Chad and Chad will probably get away with this one if I can't convince her to testify.
> A few days go by, my girlfriend doesn't want to talk about the rape at all, and I try to be understanding... Its a traumatic experience and all that
> I am determined not to let the chads get away with raping her though. I give her some space
> All this time, when I pass the chads on campus they snicker at me. They can see the hatred in my eyes, I am just short of strangling them. Holy shit these guys are some evil fucks
> As time goes on, I get more details out of her about exactly what went down.
> Apparently they fucked every hole she had. Face fucked her mouth, DPed her pussy and ass, the whole nine yards
> I tell her that I love her and will support her through the whole thing but these two guys cannot get away with raping her. She finally agrees to talk to the police
>The police show up to take her statement, but at the last minute she stonewalls them and will not talk
>They leave and she spends the next hour in my arms, bawling her eyes out
one more...
>>24565323
I can summarize this. somehow the shit opens and it turns out that she wanted it blah blah blah
>>24565323
> Finally she comes forward. She tells me she can't talk to the police because she doesn't exactly remember what happened.
> She said she got way too drunk and was being flirty, one of them started to kiss her and feel her up
> She claims she said "I dont think we should" and that's the last thing she remembers
> So I say... "So... you weren't raped?"
> She says "I don't know, I was too drunk, they never technically held me down or hurt me but I regret ever going into their dorm room"
> All of the sudden the truth slaps me in the face like a sock full of coins. The reason the chads have been snickering at me is because my GF got shitfaced and did all sorts of ridiculous sex acts with them. It was 100% consentual and my GF was playing me for the fool trying to get me to stay with her out of sympathy.
> Without another word, I just walk out of her room. Not one word.
> She is blowing up my phone, I turn it off
> She is screaming bloody murder outside of my dorm room door, I sneak out the window and go to a friend's place for the night
> Next morning I turn on my phone and start deleting every text and voice mail that is from her
> I have a voice mail from her friend that lives 8 hours away. She drove all the way to comfort her that night. She tells me my gf tried to kill herself.
> No fucks, I cut contact with her completely, never spoke to her once ever again
> Her friend messages me on facebook a while later. she is depressed and stopped attending classes, she just lies in bed all day (getting fatter)
... comment just barely too long. one more post
>>24565496
> She ended up dropping out of school at the end of the semester and moving back in with her parents.
> For the next two years, she occasionally texts me or leaves me voicemails. They range from angry "you ruined my life" messages to "hey just wanted to see how you're doing" to "I want to make things work with us again" to drunken "I always wanted to marry you and I cant stand that you're moving on with your life and I'm not in it" bullshit
> I still get an infrequent drunken voicemail, ussually around the holidays asking if I want to just get coffee and catch up
>>24565503
I'm happy for you, anon!
You deserve the best, never let anyone treat you like that!
>>24565496
>>24565503
kek'd anon, you did good
screenshot for future woman hate threads.
>>24565503
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
yet another example of women taking advantage of the kind hearted with lies
>>24565627
This man understands.
>>24565503
Right fuck I'll share.
>be in secondary school
>small like 10 people in my year (rural as fuck)
>get gf
>not bad never do her tho (young and autist)
>she hangs around with a mate of mine
>soon she stops hanging round with the guy and he is cast out of all social circles.
>later on in the year she hangs out with him again and we don't break up as such more just grow apart (didn't really care I saw her as a manipulative cunt at this point)
>school finishes and we break up and go to different colleges
>meet up with 10/10 grill from old school for fun no date but we're friends
Turns out my gf cheated on me with the other guy then spread a rumor he tried to rape her I rang the poor fucked up and apologised then explained he had no idea. Anyway justice was never done but within a few years I got reports my ex was now a fat emo so I guess karma came back to her but I reckon she has a beta orbiter or two wrapped around her finger.
As for me I got a new gf who was fine for a while but cheated (no justice there but she gained loads of weight since we broke up and just cheated on her fiance and got caught)
After those two haven't held down a relationship and bed less than one girl a year not all their fault I'm shit at keeping in shape and am shit at aproaching girls.
There's hope I will escape r9k tier life yet
>>24547109
You want me to read all that?!, better make a meme picture of it.
>tfw when you were the one who she fucked behind her boyfriends back
>>24565062
Take it from a guy's prespective. If he can have sex with other women, why does he need to keep your nagging ass around? The only reason men tolerate women is because they wanna fuck them. They don't care about their careers, personalities, etc. So, in your case, your bf really likes you, try not to fuck it up you dumb ho
>>24547568
You stupid cunt, go back to tumblrrrr
>>24549795
I'm not gonna white knight this post and I even agree with you.
But the idea of having a loving relationship is so deeply ingrained into me that I cannot stop dreaming about having a gf.
I am 24 and I still haven't stopped.
>>24547287
IVE SEEN THIS COPY AND PASTED IN OTHER THREADS
>>24562069
tits or gtfo. Seriously woman, you've been on 4chan for 9 years and STILL don't know the most basic of rules?
>>24555966
This is 100% true after breaking up with my ex the amount of vultures that swooped in while I was gone was insane and these stupid women think riding another dick will make them forget about their ex when it reality it just puts them further into depression when they are pumped and dumped.
>>24557582
>muh independent woman
Eat shit roastie.
>>24548701
>he still got keked twice
>by the same guy
>>24565676
>>24565096
>7+/10 women
>normies
You guys deserve whatever happens to you because all you care about are looks and banging the hottest chick around. You know what, Fuck you. Fuck you for being so stupid that you were willing to comfort a fucking slut and not ever doubt her. Fuck you people because as long as you exist women will ALWAYS know they can attempt to pull this shit off.
Its all your fucking fault women never change. Fuck you piece of beta shits.
>>24567417
Both of my examples were virgins (mutually lost to the second) and the second was a 5/10 .
Around women never relax
>>24562094
(Veteran) Marinefag here. I was SO frustrated trying to explain military marriages to a civilian. You literally can't support a family off of the wage kek pay they give you until you get married. I've seen guys marry strippers at the drop of a hat before a deployment because of more pay. I've seen guys marry one night stand because they got them pregnant. I've seen gay men marry gay women just to move out of the barracks. I've seen contact marriages with the spouse benefiting with citizenship and the guy benefiting by moving it if the shitty barracks.
Military marriages are on a different level of retarded. Divorce rate is something like 80%
>>24567572
>meet up with 10/10 grill from old school for fun no date but we're friends
and
>About a month in, I met a cute girl at a party, probably a 7/10. We both got drunk and fucked that night in the lofted bed of my shitty dorm room.
These women were attractive and that's the only reason why they got shit. As in every single story, no NORMAL female who isn't trying to pay people to do her assignments or going to parties and drinking are ever mentioned. Why? Because men won't pick up normal women. Fuck.
>>24562839
the only solution is to either publicly humiliate them or murder them
>>24564446
the south park reference at the end was the icing on the autism
>>24568688
lovin those dubs and this thread
>>24562133
I'm in the same boat with you. On one hand I want to keep lying and tell my stories and talk to people on here like I'm a guy, but it leaves me feeling like the liar they all expect me to be.
They're right in the way that we don't have the entire same social issues that they go through, but at the same time I like being able to talk about the similar issues we all face.
I can't really find friends on Tumblr either, I don't have the same political standings and half of them are fucking stupid cunts.
Like, I couldn't sit here and enjoy these sluts getting their comeuppance with some Tumblerina.
Kinda want to contact this grill.
>>24562475
i like this one, especially the epilogue
>>24562069
No point, it's just a bunch of redditors or newfags who've only recently discovered this place and decided to infest it with their normie endeavors. It may never turn back into what it once was.
This place is honestly worse than /b/ now.
I have a question, I have never tested it out (and would never want to, do to how it would go down.)
But if a person cheated on you, and they wanted to get back with you.
Do you think they would agree to terms of letting you cheat on them as well? Or maybe letting you cheat with 2 people because they fucked up so had?
Could bump it up, and tell them, you would only forgive them if their (hot) friend would sleep with you. And your "ex/GF" had to go convince her friend to sleep with you.
Could make it more extreme, and say, you will only forgive her, if she convinces her hot friend to sleep with you, and your GF has to watch.
Wonder how many would say yes.
