>drink some of sisters lemonade because I couldn't help myself
>says she hates me
I fucking hate being fat
>sister keeps buying cock
>tell her it bad for her
>she days ok but buys it anyway
>I don't like her buying cock because it's bad for her
>one day I feel like refreshing beverage
>ask her if I can hace some of her cock
>she says yes it's fine
>I drink her vanilla cock
>tfw it's bad for me but tastes ok
>>29914901
Refer to /fit/. They'll save you.
What's with you fat people and stealing food and sugary drinks!?
>>29914982
?did what he meme by this
>>29914901
"Couldn't help yourself"?
Buy your own lemonade and quit stealing other people's shit.
drink your sister
>>29915148
shut up norman
and shut up robot
buy sister lemonade. drink enough of it so you can add some of your piss to the bottle. give it to your sister as apology.
>be fat
>live near a doughnut shop
>people in school used to assume that I went there all the time
>only get doughnuts on special occasions like Christmas
>>29914901
You should eat her snickers bar instead, if you know what I mean ;^)
>>29915823
>doesn't eat doughnuts often
>still eats tons of greasy food and doesn't exercise
>blames the normies for misjudging you
Step it up, fatty.
>>29914901
She doesn't actually hate you, she just hates you have no manners to ask her.
Text her if she isn't home.
Hopefully you don't get roommates anon.
>>29914901
>>29915823
we have special pepes and wojaks made for fatasses. just putting that out there.
