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>tfw you're driving drunk and run over a stray cat Good
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>tfw you're driving drunk and run over a stray cat

Good feels thread?
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>>24568231

>early morning
>driving to shit job
>roads almost empty
>driving slowly and carefully cuz tired as fuck
>boomer prick in brand new jagaur xk drives up right behind me (hate people doing this)
>pigeons on the road
>speed up and take out 3 of them
>jag driver gets covered in pigeon feathers and guts
>he goes fucking mental, flashing his lights
>drive even slower to piss him off more
>overtakes me, flip him off as he does
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>>24568231
>driving drunk
>music blasting
>cigarette smoking
>bottle swigging
>decide to start speeding
>65
>70
>75
>80
>85
>90
>95
>100
>105
>I feel asleep and crashed into the guardrail on the parkway
>get arrested for DWI
>now on 2 years probation

feelsgoodman
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>>24568231
>traffic light in 300 meters
>still green
>traffic light in 75 meters
>now yellow
>think "eh, I should stop"
>slow down
>traffic light 10 meters
>still yellow
>think "I can still make it"
>pass the light but everybody behind me has to stop
>everybody behind me honking
I fucking loved driving since that happened.
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>>24568231
a driver killed my cat xDD.
never forgive,
never forget,
have fun nigger
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>have traffic behind you
>come to a sudden stop when light turns yellow
>always go 15mph in 25mph speedzone
>go 25mph in 30+mph speedzone
>go through turns at 5mph
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>Be sober and don't drink at all
>Go driving
>Drive as-if I was drunk
>Police pull me over
>He administers field sobriety test
>Just gives me a citation
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>walking down street
>little girl riding by on bicycle
>she falls and starts crying
>help her up
>steal her body and jump into oncoming traffic
>teleport back to my body at the last second
>ride her bike home
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>>24568231
People like you who kill animals are literally worse than Normies, niggers, roasties, and sandniggers combined

Kill yourself you degenerate piece of human fifth
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>>24569873
thats a big pepe senpai
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>>24569908
FIENDISH
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>someone driving intentionally idiotic just to piss you off
>give him the benefit of the doubt and assume hes just retarded or old
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>>24569951
SATANIC
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blox
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