>tfw chicks hate /fatedudes/
>even our own women hate us
>literally barred from going certain place or riding certain things
>always get eye balled when I'm anywhere with free food or an "all you can eat" sign
Is this what it's like to be black? Also why are there no women that fetishized fatness like men do some fat women?
>>24557756
>>tfw chicks hate /fatedudes/
They hate non-charismatic fat
>even our own women hate us
You aren't entitled to be accepted because of your race.
>literally barred from going certain place or riding certain things
Because you'll harm yourself and whatever you land on when something breaks.
>>always get eye balled when I'm anywhere with free food or an "all you can eat" sign
Eh, who cares.
Is this what it's like to be black?
Well not all black men are fat, some are extremely skinny which is it's own kind of health issues.
Pic-related, this type of skinny isn't healthy. Now as for black women, yea. But women get a pass, because men will fuck anything.
>>24557756
im fat and i get laid all the time, quit being pud
>>24557756
Fat guys can definitely be attractive, just not when they've got pube beards and fagster glasses like the OP image.
>>24557916
>not getting the joke
I'm fat, not a niggerthank God and the fact that my mom wasn't a coalburner
>>24557972
>Fat guys can definitely be attractive
Give me a fucking example then...
>>24558015
I didn't know it was a joke. There's honestly attractive fat people.It was the 80's your dad is not your dad, he's a fat black dude from NewYork
>>24558037
There's a certain point in both men and women when you're pure fetish fodder and nothing other than change can salvage you. Depends on how fat.
>>24558069
That's not an example or even an argument.
>>24558037
This post needed content.
>>24558086
It's relevant because the answer will vary depending. Overall - grooming makes a huge difference. A clean beard looks great on lots of fat dudes. Wear clothes that fit. How you carry yourself can make or break you.
>>24558111
>fat
>not bear mode
wew lad
>>24558204
>all a bunch of normie advice
What next? Be myself?
fatbot here. ive come to accept it.
all i want is a fat girl. im fat my self and its only fair i go after fat girls imo.
thing is they dont go for us. ive been using tinder for the past couple of months and the only matches i get are fat chicks with kids. and im not a kek so fuck raising some other guys kids even if it means i have to be a virgin until i die, hopefully soon because im fat.
>>24558231
You've given me almost no information to work with. All I know is that you're fat. Come on, senpai.
>this thread
get the fuck over your selves. I have fucked some of the most beautiful women you have ever seen.
Buuut.
im 6'3 290
you guys are all manlets i bet
>>24558313
>hurr durr manlets
You're just jealous that our dicks look bigger on us
>>24558313
I'm this guy. I'm 6'0 300lbs.
>>24558251
I'm pretty gargantuan though. I guess I don't carry my weight well. I have huge thunder thighs and big man tits, I'm talking D's.
>>24558364
it doesnt matter because you dont use them, you fucking turboc.ucks
>>24558313
>manlet
Hey lanklet hope you enjoy
>higher risk of cancer
>lower life expectancy
>smaller penis
>lower IQ
>>24558413
my dick is fine bud.
Why are you so fucking salty? You still dont get laid and I do lol.
>>24558413
This. Master race for health and pretty much everything tops out at 6' and really is 5'7"-5'11"
>6'4
>480lb
>face looks like utter shit from the sides
I'd hang myself but the closet wouldn't hold me.
>>24557935
Share your secrets with us, master.Is it prostitutes
>>24558445
>This. Master race for health and pretty much everything tops out at 6' and really is 5'7"-5'11"
who gives a fuck, women prefer large men, and all you care about is women
soooooooo who is really the winner here?
>ps. please leave tom cruise
>>24558371
How's your face?
>>24558459
Post pix, senpai
>>24558413
>lanklet
>290 lbs
Wut
>>24558470
>>24558470
listen up shitters;
>1. Have good posture, carry yourself confidently
>2. Dress nice, I recommend a cowboy/country boy get up
>3. Walk into every room knowing you are the shit, and noone is going to tell you otherwise
Any questions
>>24557756
>is this what it's liketo be black
No being black is 2 magnitudes worse, because you can never get rid of black. You can lose weight.
>>24558590
Yes, why are you here?
>>24558590
>cowboy
Oh god please no
>>24558639
Because this board amuses me, and I like to give advice
>>24557756
>trying to make the point that ugly guys don't get laid
>posts the image of an extremely popular poet who is undoubtedly rolling in pussy
pls
stahp
>>24558603
>because you can never get rid of black
I beg to differ.
>>24558645
What do you think is going to look better on a big dude you fucking mongrel?
>Vans joggers and a snapback
or
>Boots, Jeans, and a flannel shirt with a beanie or mesh hat
>>24558702
lumberjack =/= cowboy
Not that that's been established, I agree.
>>24558668
Nice bait faggot. How about you waddle on out of here and there won't be any trouble partner.
>>24558742
Ok then, I don't mean a sperglord fucking spurs-on-his boots obnoxious belt buckle type deal.
>>24558743
how is that bait you fucking retard?
You asked a question and I answered it.
Go ask your mom if she will by you battlefront 3 dlc, and get the fuck out of here
>>24558787
He doesn't want advice. It's easier to blame your appearance for what's likely a personality problem.
>>24558787
>>24558840
>this is what normies actually think this place is about
Here is a hint. Don't come here to give advice.
>>24558840
Right
Well so long. Take my advice as you will.
Also,
>benzos do wonders for any social interaction, especially for women
>what is rejection? nothing
good luck
>>24558858
>asks questions to prompt conversation
>gets butt blasted when people genuinely answer
I am fat and have been with fat or chubby men exclusively. Boohoo, anon.
>>24558917
>gets butt blasted when people genuinely answer
This isn't a place for that, it's a place for venting, not being told
>hurr durr you're wrong and there is something wrong with you
No fucking shit, I'm aware of that. I'm aware that it's a personality issue, it's also a bunch of other shit too. So fuck off.
>>24558959
>fuck off
So the cycle continues and you can justify your needlessly jaded attitude? Okay. Carry on.
>>24558251
Sex between 2 fat people is the absolute trashiest trash of the worst and lowest order. Fat women usually pass on fat men out of practicality; There has to be one person smaller than the other for leverage and maneuvering.
I settled for a guy just as fat as me, also below 5'3 and because of my fat belly and his fat belly and short dick, the only position we could do was missionary. This was not even face to face kissing and comforting becuaae our fat just repelled us from each other like magnets. Even doggystyle wouldnt work because his belly stuck out so much, his dick was never going to reach. My hips would be killing me after from bending legs as far as I could and spreading my legs that wide for so long.
Me on top? Out of the question. His dick was too short and belly in the way eating room...plus I'd practically be doing the legspread value of a split. When your hips are about to pop out of place, lemme tell ya...it's hard to stay wet. And even still, 2 fupas preventing genitals from reaching.
And low self esteem from neither of us being able to fuck properly or really be passionate or spontaneous?? That is worse than being single for years and years at a time.
The sad part is he was perfect at picking surprise snacks. I could always be my real self around him but I could never commit to sex that made me feel even worse about myself for the rest of my life.
>>24557756
being fat is a clear sign of:
-laziness
-low impulse control
-shitty genes (who wants fat kids)
-low will power
-shitty health
And it makes you physically repulsive. People have a right to be disgusted by people who are disgusting. Deal with it and lose some weight if you can but if you can't people will just see you for the mentally weak person you are. In fact the physically repulsive part is probably the most minor part, the real reason fat people are so pathetic is there obvious mental inferiority. A fat man will never be an alpha protector of the family, he'll always be a pathetic loser shit. Women are right to avoid you if they can.
>>24559337
As a fat guy whose been in the same dynamic, for some reason doggy style was much easier than missionary for us. Still though it's not too bad, desu just chilling on her bed, watching movies and doing oral stuff and uh... Other, was pretty fun even if the fucking was more intensive than for nom-fat people.
>>24559337
pfahahahaha
>The sad part is he was perfect at picking surprise snacks.
PAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA
>>24559337
I guess it just depends on the couple. I'm pretty big (5 foot 8, 275), and have almost no problems on top or from behind. My belly is smallish, though.
>>24559393
Not debating any of those things. Just saying that 2 fat people having successful and fulfilling sex is unlikely. Fat girls may not deserve better but pass on fat dudes because they want to cum.
>>24559402
Yeah the netflix and chill of it all is amazing with another fat person who gets your low impact lifestyle.
But never being able to be dominated and sexually fulfilled is just worthless. And I don't want to only cum from basically tit sucking and finger bangs forever. Those orgasms are empty and barely anymore satisfulying than masturbation.
>not sure if bi or going prison gay because the only people attracted to fat dudes is gay guys
>into traps but nothing but 50 year olds that most likely lie about their std history
welljustfuckingkillmethen.jpg
>>24559433
275 at 5'8" is still not so fat that it impedes stuff.
>>24559496
>But never being able to be dominated and sexually fulfilled is just worthless.
Out of curiosity, how fat are you? Because unless you're literally scooter-tier you shouldnt have those kinds of problems.
>>24559411
It was torture and bliss.
He'd come home with my exact fatshit cravings unprompted.
I'd get hot wings and pizza (from 2 different places that specializes in it) the way other men might bring flowers or jewlery. And dooming me further into the fatness.
>>24559536
She's right about the tit sucking and finger bangs forever part. If the dude has a small dick and won't compensate with effort, sex usually sucks.
>>24557756
lol lose some weight you fucking fat cunt. Losing weight is literally the easiest thing ever, just fucking stop eating.
Fucking pathetic fat cunt, kill yourself.
>>24559578
Sorry but your honesty is making me laugh. I guess this is the stuff fat people are too embarrassed to talk about irl. Keep going.
>>24559583
>small dick
Chances are he didn't have a small dick, just dat fat pad. Every 50 lbs or so is an inch of dick under that fat pad, roughly speaking.
>>24559578
Oh dear honey please stop for your sake.
>>24559536
We were both around
>5'2
>325
He worked as a cna, and I worked at a rose clothing store so we were fully ambulatory, for work, etc. no walking problems or serious immediately threatening health conditions because time and luck were still on our sides.
It was just the perfect storm of physical compatibility because 2 short torsos, 2 fat bellies, he had a small dick.
>even fat girls want chad
>the fat acceptance movement is for girls only,fat dudes can fuck off lel
JUST
>>24559631
Unfortunately it was just a small dick not used to its full potential.
>>24559648
>>24559695
>keep blaming the small dick
Kek, fucking women.
>>24559710
By saying it wasn't used to its full potential, I am in fact implying his dick wasn't the problem.
>>24559732
Then why call it small? Anyway point is why didn't you take that as a hint and try and lose weight together?
>>24559710
Not "blaming" it. If either (preferably both) of us were near a healthy size it wouldn't matter cause our genitals would meet with ease and allow for a solid bang. But when there's only a 4 inch erection, and all this jiggle to maneuver...just didn't work. I was trying to paralleled park all this ass and gut and pussy into the absolute smallest possible space....no small feat.
The dick size was a detail in the story, not the focus. Reading comprehension is important.
>>24559755
2 addicts can't get clean together. His idea of romance usually involved food. This was also the same of celebrations, bad days....
Any real effort to not have junk food in our apartment never lasted more than a few days at a time.
>>24559755
>why
Because it *was* small. My tits are small. My ass is huge. Life sucks.
>lose weight
I've lost 27 pounds in three months, so I took the hint. He was chubby and didn't consider it an issue.
>>24557756
blackbot here.
never was and never will be attracted to fatgirls. i had three obese girls came up hoping to spark a relationship with me and later turned into my enemies because they feel entitled to having me (this happened last year at uni). im a strong ripped muscular guy; i dont deserve fatties.
i like my women skinny, slender, and borderline anorexic. also tall with short hair (mini afro/pixie cuts).
women like height and slenderness (swimmer type body). body fat all around is disgusting and revolting. make an effort to lose weight so you can bypass some of those cunty fat girls. plus if ur skinnier u have an illusion of looking taller.
yeah fat guys have it harder than fat girls. so do all men of all calibres.
you can change ur life bro.
>>24559648
I'm 6'0 and 350lbs. Want to give me a try?
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>>24559842
Thanks Jamal. There's too many mudsharks already.
>>24559866
I never want to live outside of Florida and I'm too heartbroken to try love again.
>>24559842
help me f@m
>>24559842
lolniggerhuuurgh
>>24559910
>I'm too heartbroken to try love again.
That'd what they all say, kek. Not that guy but you should find a community to talk about your weight loss with, it can help to have people with the same goals
>>24559910
The part of Texas I live in is like living in Florida.
I just want to experience something. I'd kill to have my heartbroken.
Not necessarily true, I'm doing just fine being overweight, anyway, question.
Am I ottermode or just fat? I'm 250 lbs 6 ft 1
>tfw got a chubby friend that is a grill
>tfw she is perfect
>tfw she's dominant
>tfw I think she wants me to be her bf
>>24559950
>orbiting this hard
I know you two are essentially planetary bodies but ffs
>>24559935
A few months ago I started seeing a doctor about weight loss surgery. I've saved up enough to do it (deductible) and will continue to save for the skin removal after a few years.
I went to a support group for food addicts but it just didn't help. I grew up with no monitoring on food, around family that always ate like shit, no fresh veggies ever, etc. The people there had too many terrible and similar tales to tell, just made me feel more defective.
>>24559987
I just want to know what it's like to love someone. I want to know what it's like to hug, kiss, hold hands, cuddle. I'm 24 and I feel like my chances are getting slimmer by the day.
>>24560027
I can see where you were coming from with that. Well all I can say is that is the way you're going then commit to it. I'd also drop contact info because itd be NEET to talk about the surgery stuff since I don't know much about it and like hell I'd consult a specialist, also fuck forums.
>>24560061
It might be. Girls your age are fucking status seeking assholes. Focus on a disciplined diet and exercise program so they will accept you.
Don't waste your youth being physically disqualified from opportunities to be happy
>>24560061
>slimmer by the day
That's the spirit!
>>24558251
>thing is they dont go for us
It's not true all the time at least. I'm a fat chick who fell for a fat guy and he noped because he only liked very skinny ladies.
I'm pretty glad things turned out that way though because a friend of mine then confessed he had feelings for me despite the fatness. Weird part is he's very tall, skinny and a real cutie patootie. Ever since then, I've been losing the weight because I want to come as close to waifu tier as possible for him.
Maybe you should try going after girls that aren't as overweight for a while? Could be some skinnier girls into you and perhaps it will even give you that drive to better yourself if you nab one. By the way, the fat guy did also find a petite lady for himself a month ago as well!
If anyone here is overweight and wants to do something about it, /fit/ actually is a really helpful and supportive board as long as you're not an idiot.
>>24560131
>really supportive
And you'd need it!
>>24560118
>>24560157
Keep Putin them in their place senpai
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D0ptFt0.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
This is now a cute fat guy thread.
![tjwbc[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/B5Spo5c.png "tjwbc[1].png")
>>24560234
good genetics is usually key
If your BMI is 30,0-34,9 you still can be able to look good (if you're not a butterface), everything above that is just pure walrus.
![Kevin-Smith-holding-camer-006[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iE29mlI.jpg "Kevin-Smith-holding-camer-006[1].jpg")
>>24560259
>tfw no kevin smith bf
A 9/10 for me
![kevinjamesfeb11-525x280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mCULXTy.jpg "kevinjamesfeb11-525x280[1].jpg")
>>24560289
hNGKK
![tumblr_nxvjviHlgp1r79npjo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Cue6nXP.jpg "tumblr_nxvjviHlgp1r79npjo1_500[1].jpg")
>>24560346
i just want a boyfriend like this ;_;
>tfw 5'8" male
>currently about 250 lbs
>in May I was 205-210 lbs
>gained all this weight since
>nothing fits
>too ashamed to buy new clothes
I gained back all the weight I had lost to get down to 205 and now I feel like shit. What do? I know what I need to do... But how do I get my mind out of this rut? My goal weight is about 160 and I know that is completely possible, I just made it twice as hard for myself though and... Just... Fuck... Guys h-help?
![tumblr_nt27qkOJQC1udiyd3o2_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Tr0ApbM.jpg "tumblr_nt27qkOJQC1udiyd3o2_1280[1].jpg")
>>24560380
this guy has fucking facial aesthetics, goddamn.
basically if you're planning on being fat, be good looking first or else you're fucked.
>>24560391
I write down everything I eat so I don't lose track and fuck up too badly. Also remember that you are capable. You've done it before.
>>24560466
I know I'm capable, but I completly lack the motivation to do it again and finish it this time.
Probably reevaluate why you're doing it in the first place.
>>24559453
Howlong have you been on /r9k/? Yes, women can always find sex and higher than their league, that's nothing new here and nothing specific of fatness.
>>24560573
So they don't need a crane to hoist me out of the bathtub when I blow my brains out.
>>24557756
Saw a really cute girl with a fat dude today. I knew they were a couple because I was walking behind them and she was letting him grope her ass.
There's another couple like that that works the night shift where I work. I don't know how those guys do it, or if their girlfriends are crazy as fuck, but it happens.
>>24560794
I think it could be those guys are able to act really confident and assertive, which are things most girls like. I know a fat guy like that and he's able to get cute girls despite being 5'3 and 250 lbs.
>>24560880
>confident and assertive
ding ding ding
>>24560880
>confident and assertive
What's to stop someone from treating you like shit just because you're "confident and assertive"?
Say it's your boss. You can be as confident and assertive as you want, and he can still fuck up your schedule, cut your hours, give you too many hours, withhold your raise, dock your pay, or fire you.
And then how do you feel "confident" after you just got pwned by your boss?
>>24557756
>>24558679
I live 30 minutes away from his home town
I even saw him in a book store once
>>24559337
I'm already fit but this is the most motivating "you need to lose weight" thing I've ever read in my life
>>24564051
Happy it helped? Just sharing my terrible feels.
>>24562251
Not him FYI.
You don't have to feel confident and assertive to be confident and assertive. It helps to feel it as you'll be inclined to do actions that are confident and assertive without thinking. if you learn confident actions and the context to use them in, no one will be Able to tell the difference. But if you're anything like me you'll make a lot of big mistakes that make you look like a retard until you get the hang of it.
