Hey brobots lets share our embarrassing moments ill go first
>5 min's ago
>I only leave my room about three times a day at most and i only leave to fill up my water jug and to get food at breakfast, lunch and dinner when i get the food i head straight back up to my room
>Feel late night munchies so I walk downstairs to get food i walk into the pantry and grab a granola bar start to eat it
>After i had put the jug under the sink to fill it up
>Stepdad walks up to me as i eat the granola and says Haha look who left there den, I just smile and laugh that is what I do when i'm super nervous and uncomfortable
>Walk back into the pantry to act like i'm occupied until my stepdad leaves
>I leave the pantry and my stepdad starts laughing again and i continue to smile and laugh to the point of the side of my face hurting
>He then says Haha your like weasel or something that comes out of its den to get food he continues to laugh
>My face is hurting from smiling do hard
>He laughs again and says until next feeding time see yah Haha
>I laugh awkwardly and wait for him to walk up the stairs so can go up the stairs when hes not there.
>Enter my room and type this.
This photo is the best photo that I can find of how my face looked during the conversation.
>>29869120
That seems pretty normal.
I got a couple from going to a church youth group when I was around 13-15.
>we're in a circle
>asked to say our name and or favorite actor
>gets to me
>"Hi, I'm anon, and don't get me started about movies because I watch way too many of them"
>room is completely silent for a solid 3 seconds
>"That being said, uh...Joseph Gordon Levitt I guess"
>no one ever brings it up again
There was also the time I couldn't find a spoon so I ate ice cream out of the carton with my hand, and the time I accidentally elevated a simple "alcoholics anonymous" joke to a heroin addict joke.
Come to think of it I really wasn't at all popular with them. Even the Downs Syndrome kid was better liked than me. On the bright side I haven't seen any of them since.
>>29869299
A heroin addict joke sounds funny can I hear it?
>>29869343
I phrased that weird, but here's how it went.
>Some dude introduces himself, and we all go "Hi (insert name here)" like in an alcoholics anonymous meeting
>next guy goes "Hi, I'm (name) and I'm an alcoholic
>room goes into hysterics
>next guy does something similar
>everyone laughs
>gets to me
>"Hi, my name is Anon, and I'm a heroin addict"
>room goes fucking silent again
>>29869439
fuck thats amazing I laughed out loud thanks for the joke anon.
>>29869439
kek, what a bunch of buzzkills
>>29869439
>Not following the silence up with
>"Sounds like you guys need a shot in the arm"
>Big shit eating grin
>>29869723
Holy fuck I think I might have gotten tossed out if I tried that thanks
It feels kinda shitty that a couple years later a friend of mine actually died of a heroin overdose, but yeah.
>>29869528
Thx bb
>>29869666
Thx satan
>>29869120
It's your dad, this is a new low
