key to unlocking ur virginity
please shut the fuck up now
Special snowflakes are the fucking worst
>>29847089
Saw this pic a while ago, decided to try it.
>Be me
>Another Monday
>Arrive at work
>See a coworker
>I ask coworker: Hey Steve, what do you think about death, sex, and aliens?
>Almost got in trouble for harassment, I am lucky coworker is lazy
>>29847695
Shut up unemployed neet your not funny
>>29847089
I lost my virginity at 16 the key was to pay attention to how I dress and talk to as many different girls as possible until I found one that I liked/liked me back. In terms of how to act follow /pol/s and /r9k/s advice on woman and stay in control of the relationship.
>They send a few texts
>You send one
>They grow more attached and stay interested in you
So long as your a 5 or above in looks getting sex isn't hard at all it just takes patience practice and the ability to not give a crap what other people think of you
