>be born
>someone cuts part of your penis off
>be born
>my dad abandoned me a few minutes after I was born
>someone cut off a few inches of my penis
>Only has an inch of penis left
>get laughed at for years because of tiny penis
> track down who did it
>mfw it was my dad
>he taped the bit of penis he stole from me to his dick to get super penis
> assfucks me with his superior genitalia
>takes the rest of my penis
>he runs away again
>he now lives somewhere in Africa
>he has an inferior dick there
>now he is a natives bitch
>>29816630
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAAA
Originalau
>be born
theres the problem