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>see someone cry about how bad their life is >ask them
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>see someone cry about how bad their life is
>ask them why
>'i don't have a girlfriend and feel anxious around people'
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>>29807830
>people normally tell me their problems
>be their psychologist day and night. Be there for them no matter where or when.
>realise their problems are petty as hell compared to my own.
> think my problems are also shit
>still, slowly spiralling into a crippling anxiety
>try to keep my cool, but more and more symptoms happen.
>literally no one there but myself.
> Eventually realise I don't feel anxious myself because it's like I'm detached from my own emotions.
>but physical symptoms persist.
The fuck is this shit? What kind of bullshit mental illnessnis anxiety?
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>>29807996
It's precisely that, bullshit.
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>>29807830
I never had a gf also, our problems are legit.
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>>29808031
I know. I still feel ok mentally but this shit keeps me in bed due to random physical symptoms.
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>>29808037
>feeling nervous sometimes is legit super horrible guize
Lol
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God fucking damn, when will the fucking "tfw no gf" and other psuedo-normie shit stop?
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>>29807830
>see someone cry about how bad their life is
>ask them why
>suddenly remember i don't care a single bit about other people whether they're happy or not
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>what's that, you've never had any sort of intimacy with another human being? Never had a positive experience with the opposite sex? Lol that's not a real problem!

Signed, someone with twelve ex-girlfriends
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>>29808088
Did you hear me, i NEVER had a gf, i never even held hands. You've got to realize, our problems are legitimate and they go beyond nervousness.
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>>29808107
>tfw no sadistic mean rape happy gf >:D
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>pretend to care about people's problems
>berate them for not being 'serious' enough for you
You'd be worthless to them anyway. Don't bother next time.
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>>29807830
tfw no gf is nothing compared to losing the girl of your life

poor bastards don't suspect anything
sometimes ignorance is a bliss
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>>29808132
It isn't a real problem, it's a fucking normie problem.
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>>29808220
tell us your REAL troubles, anon
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>>29808189
Pic very originally related
>you genuine piece of shit
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>>29808220
How the fuck is it a normie problem!? Normies are NOT KHHHV's you fucking faggot!
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>>29808273
I'm the guy who made this picture and in retrospect it was way overblown. I've had sex since. You'll make it someday bros.
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>>29808306
normie pls get out thnks
ree
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>>29808273
sure lad
if you are that desperate get yourself a landwhale gf to take your virginity
she would be more then happy to be yours
oh thats right, she's below your standards
guess you'll have to keep masturbating and dwelling in self pity
>u genuine fucking moron
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>>29808306
why is anal the biggest word in the picture? you like copping it in the ass, fag boy?
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>>29808332
BULL FUCKING SHIT! Literally NO GIRL finds me desirable, not even the "landwhales" you mentioned. Also, i'm average looking and somewhat tall, so it's reasonable to want girls at my level.
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>>29808306
Nice false flag, but I'm not falling for it.
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>>29808383
Git gud. I've seen walking horrors with 8/10 girls.
The problem robots have isn't physical except for some extreme cases.
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Iktfb. Coworkers will tell me about how they are so lonely they haven't had a gf for months or some le drama on normiebook which I don't even use so why the fuck would they think I give a shit.
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>>29808424
What "problem" do i have then?
>inb4 attitude
I used to be happy, no attention from girls.
>inb4 high standards
Again, NO attention from girls
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>>29808132
This. Just because robot gets no love doesn't mean a person who can talk to women does.
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>>29808504
git gut at lying that's how you get pussy
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>>29808526
>git gud at lying
What did he mean by this?
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>>29808504
Girls are easy to get once you learn to be a fake. But if you are a robot you will always be a robot. The problem is you.

Someday you will find a perfect girl and you will love each other. Then you will call us faggots and laugh because you can finally leave.

But you will come back and it will be worse because only then will you know that no relationship can fix you and that you were the problem all along. And we will be waiting.
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>>29808573
>once you learn to be a fake
Plese elaborate.
>the problem was you all along
No, the problem is a lack of intimacy.
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>>29808504
>Again, NO attention from girls
girls wont give you attention unless you are chad or rich
they won't approach you even if they like you
you are expected to do ALL the work
they might allow you to do it, thats all they do

there probably are girls who like you, they just hide it very well
after I graduated hs I found out 2 girls in my class had huge crush me, they never even spoke to me
i had no idea

you must approach chicks yourself, the more you do it the less you care about being rejected
also don't be yourself, git gud at lying and faking like some other brobots said
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