>>24541245
>"cont?"
Are you fucking kidding me? Of course,

Little info first
I was in a school in NJ, and had very few friends, so my cousin was really the only kid I would hang out with besides Ian. School was in a sort of small town, and there were few big things happening in the place besides the fight that people expected.

>get back to school
>we were allowed back in after one week, faggot got two
>people now start to respect and fear me
>everyone is talking about what this kid plans to do when he comes back
>I fear what will happen myself
>try to think about how I could avoid being killed
>cousin, our friend ian, and I are sitting at a table for lunch
>two people approach
>they say that they want to help us if he tries to fight us
>one of them is like four feet tall
>still, help is needed
>they say people are talking about how faggot and friends are going to literally kill us
>panic ensues again
>ask him to find out how many people he will have
>time for gang violence

Six days left to construct gang

>cousin is all in with the idea of gang violence
>I'm skeptical
>we had the two new ones go out and find how many people faggot has
>the tell me he'll have twelve
>gonna need a metric shit load to win
>start to recruit
>ask people who faggot bullies
>seems like a good idea
>I got two more
>both weird emo faggots
>I'll take what I can get
>now I have seven
>as I'm leaving school I'm talking with ian
>ian tells me that his gang is going to be only baseball players
>this is now an army of chads vs the betas
>panic ensues once more
>were boned

Bumping thread up

>>24541423
>posts on r9k
>had friends to help him
>HAD FRIENDS
>posts on r9k
See something wrong here? Take this shit to /b/ where you're probably copy and pasting it from anyways.

Five days left

>this day goes like the last two
>people now making bets on who's going to win fight
>they know about the gangs now
>people call us the underdogs
>call them the alphas
>don't know why they were alphas and we weren't betas
>not going to question normie logic
>day was uneventful
>until lunch
>cousin and Ian come up with another plan
>they know about two of the people in faggots gang
>faggots cronies made a big mistake talking about their plan
>time to get them expelled
>one was some beaner named drew
>kid was on the verge of expulsion
>ask one of the emos to get drew to fight him
>tell him to get really gay with him until he swings
>ask so use racial slurs
>they won't believe anything drew says
>they'll believe you, emo kid
>push it to the limit, emo kid
>hear later from emo kid
>kid was shit kicked bad
>he tells us that drew is no longer of our troubles
>fucking emos, man

Pushing it to the limit again

One minute imma eat some eggs and sausage then get back to writing

>>24541576
>One minute I'm waiting for the guy from /b/ or whatever board I'm stealing this from to post the rest of his story

>>24541608
You're still here

You need to see my grub nigga

Do continue, I am interested

Four days until the battle

>still only seven of us
>we need more
>head over to other groups of people
>ask if they're willing to aid us in battle
>one kid is willing
>nobody wants to march to their deaths like this
>eight on eleven now
>looks like we might have a chance
>until the emo kids quit on me
>those greasy bast Ardsley
>the one that was hurt opted out
>the one that was left wouldn't fight without his friend
>need more people fast
>head to school's football practise after school with ian and cousin
>it's like seven at night now
>we get there
>while they take a breather we approach
>we ask for help
>three kids offer, for twenty dollars each
>we say well pay them after the fight
>don't have sixty bucks
>panic ensues
>oh well they don't know that
>need to pay them to ward off the spirit of the fagoot
>can't worry about money right now, just the fight
>I'll cross that bridge when we get to it
>dumb idea there, anon
>whatever we have a chance now
>it's now nine to eleven
>wonder if George Bush will help our cause

Bumpppakistan

Bush did nothing wrong

>>24541799
Fucking hurry up senpai

Three days to the fight

>ian and I are talking
>he tells me that people have started calling is the fellowship
>I can get behind that name
>wait the fellowship of what
>just the fellowship
>reeeeeeeeeee
>we are approached by two of the football bros
>they tell us that faggots army is going stronger too
>faggot has like twenty people now
>panic ensues
>football bros say that the rest of their team is behind me in the battle
>they no longer require money
>they want to see the end of faggot
>I have about twenty people now
>this school is going to shit
>need to meet my new fighters
>am asked by football bros to head to the next football practise tomorrow
>still, I need more people
>hit up the chess club for someone to plan out the battle
>one kid offers to fight in the battle
>top chess player says he'll guide us into battle
>I have an army now

>>24542243

This shit is so fake but keep posting

This is pretty nice fa.m, keep it coming

>>24542243
We all know you can type faster OP
So do it faster

Two days left

>constant feeling in gut of panic
>the war is all anybody talks about at school
>kids are literally offering themselves in the fight
>I got three more people during lunch period
>pimping is easy at this point
>ian says we should try and get the art students to help make some sort of protection
>art students are faggots
>they take up two periods making two layered cardboard vests for us all
>they only made twelve
>cousin, Ian, football team and I get the vests
>no art kids are added
>fucking art kids

At the football meeting

>who the hell knew football teams had like seventeen people
>I've lost count of how many people are on my side
>but of course I got some bad news
>the lack rose team are now with faggot
>he's got like fourth people now
>football team isn't the least bit alarmed
>they fucking hate the lax team
>meeting over

Sorry this is taking so long, I had thanksgiving shit to do

this shit is so fake but i love stories like this

>>24542610
I honestly don't think anybody gives a shit anymore it's so obviously the bait attempt of a retard

In case this sounds weird, I did skip the weekend. Faggot had a twelve day suspension, and these did not include the weekend as days.

He would be coming back on a Wednesday.

>>24542715
We could've come to that conclusion ourselves now stop losing your time and finish that.

>>24542610
>two layered cardboard vests for us all

oh god i am laffan senpai

One day left

>Ian and and my cousin got two more people to join us
>we all skipped our lunch period to plan for battle
>chessbro had planned it all out
>massive fucks on the football team would stand front line
>I would use my belt
>that's really all I remember
>we arranged it to happen during tomorrow's football practise
>football team would be armed
>they gave their cardboard armor to other kids
>stupid fucking art kids and their shitty cardboard toys
>I fucking hate art kids
>exit meeting
>as I walk out I'm approached by the emo kids
>they want to join us
>tell them they can take the front lines in battle
>they agree
>fucking emos kids

I'll make a new thread later with the conclusion because I have shit to do. I'll make it as long and detailed as possible. I should get it up in about three hours.

Or I'll use this thread if it's still up

>>24542968
Fuck you op, just fuck you

I'm really conflicted if you are a faggot or not OP.
You got a nice story but leaving us on a cliffhanger is pretty faggoty.

I have shit to do man its thankgiving

>>24543038
Ok you're not a faggot. But just this time

>>24543038
>Thanksgiving
>robot

fuck off chad

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>>24541799
>wonder if george bush will help our cause
kek'd

>>24542670
I give a shit senpai

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Pretty much sums up OP's recruiting process

>>24541449
Fuck off, you gay homosexual faggot.

I'm back niggas

Trying to bump thread up

>>24545575
Bout time senpai

Someone post if you're still here and I'll cunt in you

>>24545607
Lurking hard m8

The day of the fight

>we literally can't do it in the school by now
>faggot howling to me during lunch period
>I'm terrified but I kept my shit together pretty well
>panic is ensuing hard
>I have like twenty people willing to die for this cause near me
>they won't fuck with me right now
>faggot is starting his chants and shit
>I feel like I'm just part of a dying cause after twenty minutes
>staff breaks up his party of niggers and lax players
>thank the Lord for his mercy
>band kids are hired to play music by faggot
>the whole school is going to see this slaughter
>public humiliation ensues
>well, not yet
>but later
>maybe

>>24545771
>band kids are hired to play music by faggot
kek'd
Screencapping this shit even if it's fake

>>24545771
Senpai, hurry the fuck up

Here it is

>everyone winds up there at about seven thirty
>stands are filled to the fucking brim
>the entire fucking town is here
>embrace the analysis destruction that will be handed out to me
>some shitdick with a megaphone announces a few rules
>no going for the head
>not going to follow that rule
>bout to whip some niggers with a belt
>band kids start rocking
>fucking band kids
>decide to brave heart this shit
>walk in front of everyone
>see these kids with belts and some with nothing
>football kids have footballs
>that's pretty cool
>I stand in the middle
>can't think of anything to say
>"we may look fucked, but fear not!"
>"for I am with you, and together we are undefeatable!"
>pretty cool I guess
>everyone is screaming
>pumped up
>testosterone ensues
>faggot gives his shitty little faggot speech
>we begin our March to death
>they start running at us
>fat football fucks waddle over as fast as they can to keep ocker some kids down
>Shit is going
>down

>>24545997
cunt pl0x

Shit, must have missed that Recess episode.

>>24541449
Kill yourself you fucking faggot. That way your family will actually be able to enjoy their thanksgiving.
Keep posting more OP.

The end of days

>football bros through footballs
>Shit was funny as hell
>they hit like six kids
>fat fucks run over like half of them
>it was glorious
>the rest of us charge
>cousin and I stay behind
>see fagoot
>he can't be stooped
>he's hitting kids with a broom stick
>why didn't we think of that
>I blame chess bro for lack of weapons
>cousin and I run towards fagget
>he sees us
>He swings
>homerun.jpg
>cracks cousin in the head
>you broke the rules faggot
>cousin falls down
>I fucking lose it
>swing the belt like a pro
>pulled a David and Goliath
>crack from the belt can be heard across the world
>cracks was also probably from his skull
>tackle faggot
>he goes down
>the band stops
>everyone stops
>we did it
>we did what the US government couldn't do
>we beat the faggot
>everyone is in shock
>I get up
>crowd goes fucking ballistic
>I am their god
>I run this joint now, niggas
Most of my gang turned out okay.

Faggot got head trauma and never fucked with anyone again. Some say he still hasn't graduated the school.

>The end ensues

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>>24546460
shit nigga screencapped and archiving

>>24545814
for the upboats?

ITT: shit that never happened

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Cool story OP
kek'd more then i thought i would

>>24546763
Wow Shaggy you figure that shit out on your own?

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>>24546460
Fucking amazing

>>24546558
Send cap plz, I'm on a phone

>>24547507
/a/enXpp
Imgur link.

>>24547851
Thx
definitely original and u know it

wild ride from beginning to end thanks op

>>24546460
damn son you did a great deed for yourself and humanity.

Pretty le ebin OP, I cried desu senpai.

This boast shall go down in Reddit history and I will get 1 billion up boats for your story.

Have a great Thanks Giving everyone