>be me
>edgy 16 year old that smokes
>end of the day at my private christian school
>rebel girl asks if I want to drive around and smoke with her
>accept, smoke three cigs in a row to look cool for her
>drops me back off at the school for my mom to pick me up
>starting to feel nauseous
>mom picks me up, wondering why i reek of cigarettes
>sit in the back and am really getting dizzy
>pull onto our street and puke everywhere in the van
>get home and guess who just arrived as well? Entire fucking extended family that flew in from out of state for my normie brothers HS graduation.
>they all come out to greet me, see myself and the van covered in puke
>tell them I felt a little sick, I am OK now
>now everyone knows how much of a fuck up I am
That wasnt the end of it, I fucked up worse like two days later
>>29758906
>parents bought a ton of booze for the big party for my brother after he graduates
>I think I am crafty as fuck and sneak like 15 beers out, drink 10 of them that night
>stash the empty bottles under my bathroom sink
>next morning I get woken up early as fuck by mom
>"wheres the missing beer anon, you smell like beer and snored all night?"
>tell her she is imagining things to pin the blame on me
>5 minutes later my grandpa says he found a bunch of beer bottles under the sink
>mfw
>everyone hears about it, everyone is mad and disappointed in me
brother tells me I ruined his graduation, parents tell me I am a huge disappointment, extended family won't even talk to me, get grounded for like 3 months.
>steal more booze during and after party, get sad wasted, parents probably knew I took more, didn't say anything.
Pls originally fag
>Working 6am-3pm shift at work on a fucking SATURDAY!!!
>Stupid cunt normie family comes over during the afternoon so by 3:30 I'm home trying to keep my shit together with smelliness, sleep deprivation and general depressive shit from wagecuckery
>crash out in my room for about an hour
>re-emerge to lookwholefthiscave.gif
>Stupid cunt mum has planned for stupid cunt uncle to come to my room and replace all the carpeting.
>pissed about cunts coming into my room ever, it's like the only rule I have in life. Go to the backyard to have some beers (also cocksuckers are all drinking my beer since nobody bought any)
>stupid cunt uncle keeps giving me shit about going through all my shit
>faggots think ruining all my warhammer, hidden fetish shit and drug paraphernalia is funny.
>I tell uncle that if he ever comes into my room I'm going to smash a beer bottle into his face
and that's how I was disowned by my mother's side of the family.
