>"hey kid, i heard you broke up with Stacey"
*unsheathes katana*
>"i could have treated her like a lady, you treated her like a lowlife miscreant. prepare to die my friend"
"hehe you thought I was a chad"
*ties Nike autism shoes*
"while actually"
*opens shirt, revealing a boku no piko t-shirt*
"I was a weebshigt all along"
"SHARINGAN"
*naruto-runs into the black of the night, leaving a trail of destruction behind him*
>>29747005
*MAKES KATANA GLOW WITH SPIRIT ENERGY
>"gee kiddo you sure got others foolwd but you aint fooling me BAKA!.
*runs at you*
>>29747005
Not so fast
"OPEEENNNNN ROLLLLAAAAA"
*Heelies flick from bottom of shoes*
*Opens up a locket with a picture of Aerith*
"this one's for you my love.... remember me*
*tear falls as i end up in pursuit*
*Catches up to you, following the ruinous carnage of a madman*
"IT'S OVER FOR YOU!"
*Rules of nature metal gear solid rising.mp3 plays on my Zune*
*Unleashes Giga Ultra Earth Shatter Inazuma Dragon Bomb*
"IN THE NAME OF WHITE KNIGHTING, AND THE ORDER OF EUPHORIC ENLIGHTENMENT, TAKE THIS, NOT OF STEEL OR PHONY GODS, BUT BY MY ABSOLUTE POWER OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.... KKYYAAAAAAHGGGGGGHHH"
*Ends both of us in a blinding white light*
*The city lays in ruin, i have succeeded, but at what sacrifice*
"..........Heh"
"Funny that......"
*looks off into distance as lens flare passes my eyes*
"Because you see......"
*Lifts up jeans revealing converse shoes*
"Im gay as well"
*spins 360 degrees, slaps ass and points finger at you*
>>29746943
Is that a padlock and a rope as a belt? Also good luck swinging a nodachi with those arms and literally no training whatsoever.
>>29746943
*pushes you to the ground, and you start crying*
"Psh, nothin personell, kidd"
>>29747091
*watches both of you from a distance*
Heh. This should be up close and personnel..
*leaps in-between the two of you*
Remember... I made me who you are this way.
*unsheathes 2m cock that resembles a rope*
*spins around like a ballerina, cutting both of you in half*
Hmm... I guess it was personnel.
*glides away gracefully into the sky*
>>29747149
*pulls your finger, causing you to have diarrhea so severe that it launches you through the air and off a nearby cliff*
So predictable...
*vanishes like a black father into night*
Reminder: Ironic roleplaying is still roleplaying.
>>29747246
Reminder: Being you ironically is still being a faggot
>>29747190
*catch up in my f-15 jet*
"You won't see it coming, kid"
*barrel-roll and unleash every missile"
"Eat this!"
*eject from my seat and pull out grandfathers katana"
"WITH THE POWER OF THIS BLADE I WILL DESTROY YOU! AHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*cuts you clean in half at the waist*
"heh... better luck next time kid"
He would have looked cooler if he actually wore the fucking jacket properly
>>29747246
"hey shrimps, I don't like what you're doing here"
*touches another man's willy*
"this roleplaying might be ironic but it's still gay af"
*has multimple sexual enounters with a male lover*
"nothing personnel"
phrase your posts better next time, kiddo
>>29747282
*watches you defeat my shadow clone from my bunker*
Heh. This punk doesn't even know what's coming for him...
*presses the biggest button on my control panel*
*my cages containing thousands of sex-deprived homosexuals open*
*they flood out of the gates like a sea of faggots*
Meanwhile...
*you hear hooting and the sound of a horde rushing at you from the nearby mountain*
HOW WILL HE SURVIVE THIS? To be continued...
>"Op here, heh you poor gentlemen, dont even know whats gunna happen"
*Hair rises and turns yellow*
SHARRINGAN SUPERSAYIN GOD
>"HYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
>Explodes with power"
>"You cannot even begin to imahine how enlightened i am now"
>>29746943
>my friend
no one has called me a friend in over 10 years
>>29747858
hmm.. is that your full power? how disappointing..
*teleports behind you*
*knocks you unconscious with a chop to the neck*
heh... train more before you try to take me on..
now to go find some more chicks..
>>29747892
>having a friend in the first place
*slices your throat with my shurkien*
*calls the police*
"just neutralised the normalfag threat. Roger."
>>29746943
>>29747005
>>29747091
>>29747146
>>29747149
>>29747162
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>>29747190
>>29747230
>>29747246
>>29747257
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>>29748004
HBO needs to make a comedy series about autistic fagots who think anime is real
>That's your blade...hehe I was expecting a challenge...
*chants ancient anal magick spell*
>I wish i didn't have to do this but i have no choice, taaaAAAAKKKKKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>29748154
I've got the soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPybXkPJu-M
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7OCzDNeENg
>>29746943
You are 100 years too early to fight me
>hmm.... I don't think the pawns are ready for THAT.
*adjusts black sunglasses*
*stares at phone screen that shows the multiple battles*
>no one can conquer the king
*evil laugh while le epic music plays*
