HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A GF
its like you have to play life on very very easy mode to get a gf
also
>tfw no alizee gf
>>29736868
>tfw I watch alizee everyday at a certain time
Also I don't know anon, I have chances they are kinda just there but I don't act
>>29736868
1.Be attractive
2.Don't be unattractive
Robots are destined to fall out of the gene pool, just accept it and go enjoy a life of harmful pleasures like drugs and neglect
I'm not autistic.
I have self confidence that I gained through belief in my self that was mostly "fake it until you make it"
I was willing to date a woman has had sex before.
I met her at a party I didn't really want to go to.
I'm not a neet loser, I actually have a job that pays comfortably.
I still had interest in her even though she doesn't care about nerd shit.
Race mixing she's Asian I'm white.
I've had a gf before so I know what women can be like.
It actually takes a lot of effort to get a gf but most robots are lazy.
>>29736868
>you will never inhale hold-in the farts out of prime Alizee's butthole like a bong hit
just end me now senpai
>>29736940
My fat ugly oafish friend routinely has hot tail
It's because he's not a bitter asshole with self esteem issues and doesn't exclusively want a virgin.
He's charming funny and pleasant to be around.
You are setting yourself up for failure of you think the only thing I ng all girls care about is looks.
>>29737026
last girl i think that liked me (in the sweet kind of way not hot fuck machine kind of way) already had a bf
i reeeeeeeeeeeed so hard, to myself of course
Don't you guys get scared of getting a gf? Most of the stuff I do I do it to impress this cute chubby hispanic chick I like and she's starting to show interest in me too, she's a virgin too so if I get her I'll do everything in my power to wife her, but it's scary. Once I get a girlfriend then what? What's next? I'd have to get a better job? Work full time? Eventually she'll want kids and then I'll have to work even harder? That's fucking scary man...
>>29737107
The fact that she's a college student going for a good degree and I barely graduated high school doesn't help.
>>29736868
You don't just "get" a girlfriend.
You can go out and find girls to have sex with.
You can go out and find girls to go on dates with.
Getting a girlfriend is all about doing one of the above two things, and just getting really, really lucky.
Things won't work out with most girls you go out with. Sometimes you'll like them, but they just won't like you back enough. Other times, things won't be right for either of you. The hardest is when they like you but you don't like them back, and you need to be smart enough to call it quits in that case too.
The problem with all of you isn't that you don't know how to get a girlfriend, it's that you have absolutely no idea how to ask someone out on a date.
Girl here,
I'm tired of you thirsty betas complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so let me give you these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10
>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale
>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. Just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha
>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections & actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future & doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.
>Nice car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $20, 000 car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh, if you can't drive, consider suicide.
>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theres plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition
>have big cock
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black guys do us.
>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.
>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid Filipino image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.
>Be an asshole
We don't show it, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you're really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.
That's it. Kind of easy if you ask me.
Don't forget -- Just be yourself :)
>>29737252
Dont feed the trolls kids. For you autismos who never leave the house: 95 percent of women dont think this way.
>>29736868
Step 1: be interesting.
Step 2: ask girls out
That's it.
>>29737252
naw senpai (i know its a dude). I am at least a 6/7 and on tinder i get 30 in a month when my friend 6'3 with blue eyes gets 2000. Online and mostly in person women only care about looks and dont have to worry since they can pull what ever they want. Other assets are simply pluses but nothing will help more than looks. They women i match with are either obese, physically deformed or huge sluts. Welcome to biology, a game where the uglier men lose unless you want to settle.
>>29737328
I mean, if you're using tinder what the fuck do you expect?
>>29737026
>It's because he's not a bitter asshole with self esteem issues and doesn't exclusively want a virgin.
Not getting fugged plays a large part in why robots are bitter assholes with self-esteem issues that exclusively want to fug virgins m8
>>29737252
fuck off roastie/falseflagging male anon
>>29737282
no shit
>>29737328
>tfw cant even tinder thanks to not having a phone
>>29737378
they are the same in real life too
Either be good looking, or have social status. One or the other.
I've learned this over the years. I would rate myself as an 7.5-7.75/10, because I am constantly called hot or really hot by females. I have no problem making out with random girls at social events and pulling their numbers. I barely have any game at all.
What matters is how you look like in real life. Nothing else. Pictures don't resemble everything, so don't take it to heart if you don't succeed on Tinder. My friend, a 5/10 looks wise, has good game but only pulls easy sluts. He could never get a good looking girl in his life.
None of us have social status by the way. Some girls look for this, especially the hot preppy ones. If you're not good looking, try to improve your game, and go for easy sluts because you can definitely do that.
>>29737252
Copypasta by a bitter autistic robot virgin.
>>29737252
the funny thing is most of us will probably get laid before this guy
>>29736868
1. Be hygienic
2. Don't be a coward
3. Learn how to hold conversations with people. Learn how to hold conversations with girls.
4. Actually talk to girls and hit on them, even if it's awkward. You get better and more confident with experience.
5. Ask them out
6. Go out and do fun things, then ask them out again if they enjoyed your company
7. Don't be afraid to be sexual. Go for a kiss, hold a hug a little too long, touch their butt/tits if they're into you. Worst case scenario is you get slapped and called a creep. Most likely if they're not comfortable they will let you know. Respect their autonomy and back off in that case but don't give up just slow down.
8. At some point, have the talk. If they like you but are unsure about where the relationship is going they will initiate it. Let that happen.
That's the short version. Each of these points has entire books written about them.
>>29736868
>it's not a gif
>>29737939
>Copypasta by a bitter autistic robot virgin.
>Implying what was said wasn't accurate
>>29738236
>Worst case scenario is you get slapped and called a creep
Or go to jail for sexual assault
>>29738323
Not going to happen unless you're a creep who doesn't take "no" for an answer.
>>29738236
>i have never touched a butt or a tit
end my cruel joke of a life
>>29738251
gif version was too high filesize
alizees shaking ass cannot be contained in any mere gif
>>29737252
>We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha
>>cared of
>>>cared
>>>of
>ending a sentence with a preposition
Kill yourself
For you fags who like Alizee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B3MXsIfG-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxI1OaKtH5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM6Fcp3ggc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1EVvWmj9Bk
Typical slut
>>29736868
A GF isn't life.
Get the fuck over it.
Obsessing over a waifu you don't have is pathetic and turns females off.
>>29738687
fake, not her
>>29738760
Damage control.
Get over it anon, she's a slut
>>29738661
>caring about arbitrary meme rules
no u
Being an asshole and being tall are most inportant. Dick size does not matter if its over 5 inches.
>be 14 and fatass
>be tall asshole
>hottie blonde playtime in class
>>29738397
>Not going to happen unless you're a creep who doesn't take "no" for an answer.
>It's not rape if she didn't say "no"
>>>/b/
>every night before bed i jerk off to the thought of a foursome with three alizees
>>29738765
niger its fake, give up
>>29738785
Being an asshole and being tall are important if you want to remain a kissless virgin like you.
>>29738850
Being a "nice guy" won't get you anything either
>>29736868
The biggest piece of advice I can give you is to treat them like what they are in the moment. You like them, but you don't love them. You'll help them out, but only if you think that they are going to return the favor (if they are unwilling to, you distance yourself, and explain why).
The woman who became my wife wanted to "just be friends," after knowing her for about 2 months (both worked at the same place, but in different departments). I told her that I have enough friends, and didn't need any more, especially ones who didn't want to hang out outside of work.
She went on a date with me 2 days later, and we married in a court room for 20 bucks a year and a half later. We both lost our v cards to each other. Hit our 5 year marriage mark in June this year.
They aren't goddesses, they are people. Once I finally started treating women like people, I found that I had a lot more success with them.
I know I'm probably gonna get called a chad, but at age 20, I was full NEET, basement and all. On an insane amount of Welbutrin just to not be suicidal. Now, I'm married to a woman I love very much, and we are discussing children.
honestly if you want a gf of 5/10 or more you need to be somewhat social.
you need to have alot of facebook friends
im not even joking. when woman meet you they instantly check your profile and the places that you visited, what clothes you usually wear and how many people follow you
i know it might sound complete bullshit but i believe its true
>>29738907
Being a "nice guy" will keep you a permavirgin. Being a nice guy will get you laid.
>>29738973
>Being a nice guy will get you laid.
no it won't you shill. being assertive and attractive will get you laid. being nice will either get you appreciated as a friend or used but nothing else
>>29738973
>Being a nice guy will get you laid
No it doesn't. The only difference is that the "nice guys" you like won't complain about you taking advantage of his niceness and fell reciprocating relations with him. You're just as evil
>>29738994
Being unconditionally nice will do exactly what you described.
Being conditionally nice, and further, only being nice to the person you are interested in, has a different effect, at least in my experience.
>>29738994
>this amount of x,y,z will get you laid
can you guys can the bullshit already, nothing guarantees you gonna get laid, you can only improve your odds and improve your rng when it comes to getting laid
unless you are an instant 10 or filthy rich there is no way to bypass this list of requirements
>>29738994
>>29739011
You failed to understand the difference. A "nice guy" is a typical robot, someone who claims to be nice but is in fact a jerk.
I get girls by being nice to them. Being nice and confident is a powerful combination.
Wrong way around, you have to live life on a very very hard mode to not be able to get a gf
>>29736868
>>29736868
>alizee gf
I finally watched that video after all of these years and don't really see why she's mentioned all the time.
>>29739014
>Being unconditionally nice will do exactly what you described.
But if you're assertive, you'll tell yourself you don't have to be nice to everyone if you don't want to. Assertive people place themselves first. It's being nice, but you're not an asshole either
>>29738916
Crazy shit. I went through something like this at work and same exact months. Except when she suggested we shouldn't hang out outside of work I pretty much stopped. Like you I'm pretty much done being friends with girls. I either just want to fuck or I like them enough to want to go out and see where it goes. Still work with her but barely even see or talk to her anymore. I had to do what I felt was best for me I'm sure she doesn't give a shit though. Good for you though, you made it bro.
>>29739053
her femininity is incredible
>>29739072
It's a good mentality to have. Getting to the point where you honestly believe that if a woman doesn't want your attention, that it is her loss... Well, it's when I found myself most successful.
>>29739039
>If you find a girl attractive but you're ugly to her, than you're a jerk
That's literally what the "nice guy" is. I know for a fact you weren't just being nice. More than one personalities needs to come in factor
>>29739110
look there is nothing wrong with being a nice guy
there is no shadow ops version of nice guys, there is no reverse or inverse nice guy. its just some internet bullshit people made up.
woman don't like nice guys because they can be manipulated easily and get too fucking docile in relationships to notice someone is playing them
>>29737252
Stop trying to rile up the robots, they are autistic enough as it is. You could also try to be a bit more suble with your trolling. Things like: "Girls don't ask for much you know." and "Kind of easy if you ask me.
Don't forget -- Just be yourself :)" after listing all the things you think all women want is to blatantly bait.
>>29736868
i got one and all i do is sit on the computer all day either playing obscure games or "dad" games, going on 4chan for /r9k/ and /pol/ or jerking off to traps, futas, lolis, etc, etc
>>29739181
oh, also reading and watching jojo
>>29736868
It's really simple. All you need to do is be yourself :^)
>>29739157
>look there is nothing wrong with being a nice guy
Except for being used.
>there is no shadow ops version of nice guys, there is no reverse or inverse nice guy. its just some internet bullshit people made up.
But women made it to a meme that "nice guys" are somehow the real assholes they complain about?
>woman don't like nice guys because they can be manipulated easily and get too fucking docile in relationships to notice someone is playing them
"Nice guys" can't manipulate for shit. Many of them REALLY don't know how to talk/flirt with girls. Unbelievable right? And the bullshit, it's not always just sex all the time
>>29739110
Robots claim to be nice. They're not. Robots are angry jerks and bullies.
What age did you loose your virginity, 4chan?
18 year old here. Do I still have a chance?
>>29739229
24. Plenty of time.
See >>29738916
>>29739229
>loose
i did at 15 and i'm probably more autistic than a bunch of you
>>29739220
>Robots are angry jerks and bullies.
And how do you think they got that way? Humans feel pain
>>29739209
just loads of internet bullshit.
there is nothing wrong with this personality type no matter how many woman will tell you are just a filthy rug or a womanizer do not believe a word they utter, be yourself and only who you are
>>29738794
Lol shitposter. If you need it spelled out to you when it's appropriate to touch a girl sexually you're a hopeless case.
>>29737252
Good one anon. I look forward to your next book.
>>29739281
Because they chose to. Being a robot is a choice.
>>29736868
Who is this chick? I used to go to school with a 9/10 qt french canadian chick named Alizee who looks near identical
>>29739368
>Because they chose to
Exactly. They don't like being treated like shit by normies. So they vent their problems here
>>29739296
>Just get her drunk and grab a feel of her tits bro ez bro ;)
>>29739288
I don't want to be a push over "nice guy" anymore. They get nothing but people treating them like shit
>>29739415
Stop being a "nice guy" and start being a nice guy.
>>29739613
>Stop being a "nice guy" and start being a nice guy.
see
>>29739011
Stop telling people to be push overs
>>29739662
>deliberately missing the point
Being nice doesn't mean being a pushover. Why is that so hard to understand?
>>29737252
hah, not worth it famalan. Seriously considering If being a monk would be nice.
>>29739684
Not him, but the advice to "be a nice guy," is so vague as to be absolutely useless.
>>29736868
>she got married
>got pregnant
>got hair dye
>got shitty animu tattoos
full on roastie now
>>29739684
Yes it fucking does. Just having that quality give you nothing but people wanting to use to. If a guy complains about being used, suddenly he's the "nice guy"/jerk. Fucking foul
>>29739767
I'm nice to people and don't get used because I'm not a pushover. How is that so hard to understand?
>>29739785
>I'm nice to people and don't get used because I'm not a pushover
If you were really nice you wouldn't be calling yourself that. You're not a nice guy anyways. Im not saying you're rude. but a nice guy is always nice to everyone, even to people that push him around
>>29736868
I've given up since I figure I'll probably never have an Alizee-tier gf.
>>29739854
I'm the married guy, and I'm genuinely curious: are you trying to be infuriating? Because, as someone who was obviously successful at dating, just reading something like this makes it seem not only agitating, but also like you are condescending.
>>29739854
That's where you are wrong. A nice guy can be an asshole when needed. He's just nice by default. Until someone wrongs him.
>>29737252
The only realistic post. The rest are a bunch of lying normalfucks
>>29739229
19. Passed up a chance at 16. No regrets on that.
