>Be me some time ago
>Be in PE Class
>Lanklet, 5'9, 105lbs
>Playing dodgeball
>Look pretty scrawny, but i have technique
>People in my team start getting fucking anhillated
>Dumbass tall chad thinks he's the shit taking people out
>mfw motherfucker thinks he's immortal
>Comes after me, i'm the last one there
>He underestimates me and throws it straight to me chest
>Catch it, no problem senpai
>One person from my team comes back in
>FeelsGood.jpg
>Qt comes on 'Good job anon!'
>Chad-ass starts trying to taunt me
>'TRY ME, YOU SKINNY WANKER'
>Rage explodes inside
>Everybody in school hates this kid
>Spin 360 degrees to get a bit more power and fucking pelt the ball
>Power levels too fucking high
>Retard tries to jump it
>LolNope.fag
>Smashes him in the shins
>Dumbass faceplants onto the cold hard floor
>Entire team cheers
>Get compliments all day
felt good man, we won the game.
Who else managed to destroy Chad?
you did it little man.
>>24522852
You are the Chad now, Chad
>be 5'4 turbomanlet
>some chad gets drunk and starts making fun of my height
>I'm pretty drunk too
>get to the point where my inner manlet rage comes out
>grab baseball bat
>hit him across the face with it
>I'm too short so I only hit his jaw
>jaw broken in five places, his TMJ is fucked
>jaw wired shut for like six months
>his face will be forever fucked because of me
>end up going to prison for two years
>forced to get swole in prison so I won't get raped
>apparently have really good proportions, and get easy manlet gainz
>have prison tattoos
>tfw my life is better now than it would've been thanks to getting sent to prison
Thanks chad
>>24523036
Nice to hear.
>>24523056
Thanks for the response.
>Everybody in school hates this kid
Then he's not Chad.
>>24523088
Sounds like a bully who is a definite future robot.
>>24522852
>walking home from town carnival
>alone
>holding a large cup of soda with no lid
>suddenly a car zooms by a lightning speeds
>honks their horn as they pass me
>startled as fuck
>mfw them probably expected me to drop my soda
>mfw I didn't
TAKE THAT NORMIES
>>24523036
Post tattoos plz
Also:
>hey kiddo, gimme sum of them kit-kats
>lol k
>walk over to him
>open one up
>pretend to pass it to him
>bite a piece off and throw it to the floor
>"just like home, right? Eating half-chewed stuff from the floor"
>all of his friends laugh at him and try to bro fist me
>I just smirk and walk away
I have plenty of those stories, I was always the small lanky guy in school but overconfident as well.
Who else /threequarterschad/ here?
>>24523088
Nah, he is Chad, he fucks tons of sluts, used to get invited to loads of parties, was 6'5 and built, but behind his back everybody talked about how nobody actually liked him
I probably ruined his credibility desu
>Tfw he tried to kiss my oneitis
>Tfw he got slapped and i'm with her now
>>24522852
> playing dodge ball in P.E. like everyday
>feeling way better today and getting tons of people out.
>get entire other team out but one autistic kid that dresses like Naruto everyday.
>softly toss ball at him so I don't hurt him.
>he catches the ball and I congratulate him.
>mfw he throws the ball at full force at me when I was congratulating him.
>mfw face plant.
>Now forever vow to hate quiet retarded kids like him
>>24522852
gib me more based PE stories
>playing some weird kickball variant where you could kick it fuckin anywhere
>some cheeky cunt kicks it the side where no on is
>run up to the ball
>weak arms
>spin around, kick the shit out of it
>goes directly to first base
>first baseman catches it, gets the runner out
>everyone cheers
greatest moment of my middle school life desu
>>24522852
>intramural uni dodgeball
>nobody knows i was starting pitcher for my high school team
>all these chads see a avg build dude and think im here for fun
>sadly mistaken when i throw a 80mph ball at their dome
>kite the whole team bc was all girls from my dorm
Feels good.
>>24523414
This one ain't mine, but i witnessed it and this guy was robot material
>Playing rugby
>Shitty touch no full contact
>Not yet
>Got this 6' kid in my year, has one friend but he's actually a pretty cool guy, has a good friend so he doesn't try for anyone else
>Game begins
>Dumbass Chad believes he knows every rule for Rugby because he plays football
>Fucking passes forward
>6' built monster calls him out on it
>'Bullshit you nerd, forward passes are allowed'
>He pushes him
>Watch 6' monster for a second
>'Push me again, you little bitch'
>Chad gets all confident
>goes to push
>6' monster flips his arm around, pins it to his back until it's at the point of snapping
>Brings him to his knees, lets go, then full force kicks him into the grass
>Chads in tears
>Chad actually couldn't write for the next two periods because this kid twisted his arm up
>6' monsters crush comes on and hugs him
>Chad Gets called a pussy for the rest of the term because he got his head kicked in by the biggest loner in the school
Fucking kek.
>>24523234
You sound more like the chad and always have been. He sounds like a struggling loner and you sound jealous of his body.
>>24523635
>tfw 5'5
>will never be intimidating
shit sucks
>middle school
>boylet, still under 5 feet in 7th grade
>get called "superhuman" because I could outrun all of the athletic Chad Jrs.
And then I never destroyed Chad at anything else ever again.
>>24523036
Kek'd at turbomanlet
>>24523673
1.) 2 different chads
2.) this Chad made peoples lives hell, sure i might be awful but whatever, he deserved a bit of a comeback from someone, he was back to his tormenting the next day.
3.) the first Chad was a proper cunt, i feel no guilt for it, besides, he managed to make proper friends after it and changed, so i'm not too bothered that i smashed him once.
Lastly, praise only lasts for a short while, back to normal outcast the next day, but i've still got my gf so i'm not complaining.
