> be one month after gun runner incident
> Six still complains about the 5,000 caps despite the fact that nobody in Vegas is producing decent guns anymore
> I've been around Six for six months and he hasn't tried to gut me yet
> YET
> we're clearing out some deathclaws out of some quarry near Black Mountain
> Notice how good I am with a gun
> put a bullet right through the female deathclaw's eye
> it's still alive
> it's in a fetal position screaming
> Six sees this "unfortunate" event and decides to make it worse
> he begins to put a slug in the face of all of its offspring
> female deathclaw screams louder and louder with every gunshot
> finally he mercy kills the poor thing
> We later go to Goodsprings, drinking and eating deathclaw omelets Six cooked up
> at least he's not eating the tits of a female NCR soldier this time
> or the ass cheeks of a legionaire
> I get drunk enough to where I begin telling him about my past
Basically some fuckers burned down my family ranch, along with many other things.
> ask Six if I should slow down and enjoy my twilight years or go back to full-time gunslinging
> Six's response: "You got a mariachi outfit?"
MFW
Fast forward several weeks
> around the second battle of Hoover Dam
> Six has a fucking robot ARMY
> WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET THIS
> ALL HE'S BEEN DOING IS KILLING PEOPLE AND GETTING FISTED IN THE ASS BY ROBOTS
> yea that happened too
> don't ask
> He's in some pre-war riot gear, and ever since the quarry he's made me wear the "funny suit"
> he's literally picking up legion soldiers and breaking their back on his knee
> he must've taken psycho, because there's no way he's that strong
> I scream out to him over the artillery, gunfire, screaming and... moaning?!
> Six is literally getting off on war
> I ask "Boss did you take some psycho?"
> he moans really loud
> I guess he didn't
> his moans turn into roars as he rips the arm off a poor girl and beats her with it
> this is my life now
> 4 hours later, and 50+ corpses later we are at the Legate's camp
> the Legate is a BIG MOTHERFUCKER
> Six isn't smiling
> oh god
> legate grabs him by the neck and throws him down a 10 foot drop
> jumps down and lands on his chest, audibly cracking Six's ribs
> I watch in absolute horror as the "Monster of the East" and "Terror of the Mojave" battle it out
> fast forward two hours
> they're still going
> there's dead legionnaires everywhere
> and the occasional slave
> not to mention a few dog carcasses
> Legate decides enough is enough
> tears riot helmet off of Six and grabs his jaw
> Six is screaming in agony
> thinking I should run away and just go back to my shack
> I think of all the moments I've had with Six
> some are actually good
> I got laid with a ghoul cowboy once because of him
> grab grenade out of pocket and jump on Legate Lanius' back
> take his helmet off
> OH GOD HE'S SO UGLY FUCK
> I LOOK BETTER THAN HIM
> Scream in Spanish, pull grenade pin and jam it down Lanius' throat
> BOOM
> After Lanius explodes I help Six shamble out of this graveyard
> some NCR fuckhead shows up and begins talking to my boss in a condescending way
> Six, spitting out teeth as he speaks, politely tells General Oliver to shove it up his ass
> Six tells his robots to throw Oliver off of the dam
> MFW
This was a fun write. I should do this more often, and in more detail.
This thread is one of the best on this board right now simply due to the fact that it isn't the usual shit bait that's constantly spammed.
>>29708754
KEK
God I love New Vegas. I can't wait for the grimdark future where it is recreated to pitch-perfect realism in Virtual Reality. I'll probably never leave.
