*steps in front of your path*
heh.... this is the end for you... kiddo
>>29700748
There he is. There he flies again. Look, everyone! He waved the gun around once again! Isn't he just the biggest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your magnificent jacked frame crashing every plane, lit by your opened air lock which is the only source of light on your plane, giggling like a like big guy as you once again beat a hooded Bane henchmen up and fill in the flight plan. Or maybe you don't even shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. Maybe you're such an incompetent CIA agent that you actually paid for a Gucci belt, so you could choose your power stance. Oh, and we all know the mercenary. The "masketta man." This is part of your plan, isn't it? I imagine you little guy flying so bad as you click it that you drop your brother in the wreckage, but it's ok, your agency will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You are a big guy. You are a big fucking guy, your mother is probably so proud for you already. So proud of rising fires for you all goddamn day, every day, for a mercenary who spends all his time behind a mask forging master plans. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a wreckage brother or a mosquito man or something, and then you became CIA. A glorious CIA agent. She probably crashes herself a plane everyday thinking about how bad she flies and how she wishes she could just speak of the devil and appear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "IF I TAKE THAT MASK OFF WILL YOU DIE?" You've become a big guy for your own self. And that's all you are. A big guy molded in the dark by himself as he prepares to turn a city into ashes for what its people have done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be FOR YOU.
*thorws bread crumbs*
take THIS
>>29700748
*teleports behind you and slices your head off*
-nothing personal
>>29701350
*slices every atom in the crumbs before they hit the ground*
heh.... that was easy come at me with full power!
>>29701404
*body turns into a log with a note on it*
"behind you"
*i stand there, smiling with dark aura seeping out*
nice try... kid
>this thread again
please no, my sides still hurt from the last thread
You talk tough for a little birdie...
HYYYYYYAAAAAAA
*slices your head of*
Bet you didnt see that coming huh?
*disappears into the shadows*
>>29701628
*follows you into shadows*
*hugs you*
wan wan daisuki
>>29701525
*starts running so fast you see 1000 illusions while i start slicing you into sub-atomic pieces*
it was fun till it lasted kid
The target has been eliminated.. hehe.. nothing personell, kid
>>29701628
*head reattaches, dark aura now expanding outward far enough to touch mars*
the shadows betray you
*your own shadow starts strangling you*
*teleport in front of you*
heh... ants like you have no chance at beating me
*kanata starts glowing*
>>29701638
*Stabs you into the gut*
BACK OFF MORTAL!
*flies away*
*fedora covers eyes while a devilish smirk starts to formulate*
*early bird gets the worm or should I say early bird gets my KATANA KISS*
*dashes at you and cuts you into 10000 pieces*
*hehe...too easy...*
>>29701701
*pretends to die*
*watches you fly off*
hehehehehehe i hugged you wan wan.............your mine next time..........
>>29701699
>>29701701
*throws shuriken right by your head at a target*
This place isnt for kids..
*adjusts trenchcoat*
I'll make you a deal though...
*emenates black flame aura*
*it's a clone*
>>29701800
*cuts aura 10 quadrillion times*
*splits every molecule of your body into 1000 pieces*
you almost made me try...
*puts leaf in mouth*
*katana vaporizes*
nothin' personnel... kiddo
*drops Homeward Bone*
Looks like we meet again...
*Shows Katana hidden under coat*
I guess I'll make it quick this time...
*Unholds katana with the thumb, the air created by the thumb motion throws you back*
>>29701952
*regain footing, fix glasses which are now completely white*
step aside kid.. this is no place for you
*picks up mountain and throws it at you*
>>29701761
*sees this post*
*kills you to death*
Carefull who you mess with kid...
Nice try though.
>>29701887
>>29701800
>>29701699
>>29701628
>>29700748
Where the fuck are you people getting these pictures? The world needs more pics of crabs holding people stuff and birds with knives.
>>29702423
*plays dead*
*is immortal*
hehehehehe
*summons my totem animal*
white face have no respect...
*adjusts trenchcoat*
*smokes war pipe*
but I have no mercy...
*weilds laser tomahawk*
>>29702447
heh... bad luck you running into me
>>29702539
*sends you a VHS tape*
you make another move and the pupper's gone, give me 10m dollars tomorrow or he dies
*disappears into static*
YOU'VE MADE A FOOL OF ME FOR THE LAST TIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
![RRiz3[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/uhygL5a.gif "RRiz3[1].gif")
*sits down at crystal ball*
*summons bowl of popcorn*
heh.. this is gonna be good...
*munch*
Stop right there ruffian
I am justice itself, and I won't tolerate your destructive behaviour any longer. I am an instrument of saith and divine wrath and I will put you down. Prepare yourself
*Draws longsword*
>>29702514
get outta my store
>>29702514
>...hmph, theres more than what meets the eye with this guy... what is it??..<
*pulls out katana pointing the edge of it at you*
*adjust my fedora to cover my eyes*
show me what you're made of
*lunges at you at lightning speed, holding katana above my head*
>>29702676
*draws longer sword*
I see you're not familiar with swordy swordy, kiddo...
*slices your throat*
not bad for your first game, too bad it'll be your last
>>29702770
You cannot harm justice itself, I am impervious to your attacks evildoer
*Sticks my whole sword through your chest*
>>29700748
*5 minutes later*
>>29701862
Heh...So I get the pleasure of killing you twice?
*levitates in front of you*
I guess this is my lucky day
*lifts shirt*
Heh... it's all over now
*unzips your katana*
Nothing personnel kiddo, the weak should fear the strong
>>29702814
what the fuck, man. is there a story behind this?
>>29702587
HE-HE'S FAST
*unsheaths jewtana*
*cuts you into 6 gorrillian pieces*
Hehe.. nothing personal goy
>>29700748
Heh heh heh
*Steps out of shadows clapping slowly*
*Raises head to reveal a dashing young lad*
MORE LIKE THE END FOR YOU
*Dashes forward*
*Thrusts left arm forward and un-sheaves Katana*
*Jumps and twists mid air*
I WAS TRAINED BY NAGASHI KENJINSHI
*Slices*
PREPARE TO DIE
>>29703692
REEEE FUCKING NIGGER GET OUT OF MY LAND
*Headbutts you in the chest*
>>29702483
huskys have disgusting evil faces
>>29703864
>huskys have disgusting evil faces
rude....
>>29700748
wearing tough boots
step on shit and bear the knife pain if any
>>29703606
>>29703606
*whispers some words in the wind*
*adjusts turban*
*teleports behind you*
alamudillah takbir bismillah marek salam
*explodes*
*watches everyone from a tall cliff as my cape blows in the wind with my arms crossed*
pathetic, every simgle one of them...
teehee :3
*hides*
>>29700748
>throws seeds at you
You children are fools
*in space looking at earth*
*fedora and cape just flowimg in the breeze*
Heh... They wont know what hit em
ZA WARUDO
*slices earth into 10 billion mirco pieces.*
*explosion consumes me but the darkness of my soul shields me*
Heh...amatuers.
ayo hol up with all this weeb shit and put the GBP in the bag nobody gets hurt
>>29703692
Really? What I was preparing for was ... *Eyes begin to glow crimson* Your funeral!
*Stops your katana with one finger*
You should recognize tgis technique. Right. Your mentors mentor ... Was me.
*Slashes you with dual katanas engulfed on mysterious aura*
*shits himself*
*smears shit in your faace*
Like that smelly poopoo ;) hehe
>>29700748
me me! pickle pee! me me! pump-a-rum!
I know this is completely in satire, but it makes me sad that there are people on this earth that will look at this thread and think that this is serious.
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ1RZX1uZC8*
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A74lbeD1k1o*
*hits your fedora with shuriken and now it's stuck on a tree*
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7gqHpkXomA*
A nice day isn't it?
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ev9wDHtxWE*
It will be your last.
>>29702585
Dog San!!!!... But I don't have 10m dollars... I guess *sunglasses flash white* heh... Didn't think I'd have to use this for a while...
First, I summon Cyber-Stein and activate it's effect, by paying 5000 Life Points I can summon the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon. Then, I activate "Megamorph" and equip it to my Ultimate Dragon . Since my Life Points are lower than yours, the Megamorph will double the Fusion Monster's ATK points to 9000!
Finally I attack your life points directly, Wiping you out!!
>>29702514
best one by far
shmlao origino
>>29705420
Topkek
Ok this thread is just too much for my lungs to handle
*save Germany and do amazing things for Germany that is incredible and others could only dream of*
*creates a safe haven for all white on the planet*
*gets rid jews in Germany saving Germany*
Hmm, ja thingz are goingz to vell for my likingz.
*declares war on the entire world and loses*
*is now regarded as the most evil man on the planet*
*teleports into frame*
Children, all of you... You are pathetic!
*begins to power up*
>>29706106
*emerges behind you*
heh.. i've been waiting for this
*starts absorbing your power*
>>29706127
*steps in between you two, absorbing both of your power*
Almost too easy....
>>29706177
*appears above the three of you, hovering, absorbing all three streams of power*
I was expecting a challenge..!
>>29700748
*detonates briefcase nuke*
Heh, amateurs.
/thread
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*Rides over the sunset on a segway, cape flickering in the cool autumn breeze*
You kids forget about me?
*reveals two hidden katanas*
*slices every post in this thread*
heh, didn't even break a sweat
*listens to vapervawe*
heh..... im too ~nostalgic~ holografik to be sliced now
*teleports behind u*
psst.. angel please dont go
>>29706205
*buried underground*
after 1000 years.. i will finally return
*starts absorbing all four streams of power*
>>29706205
Heh, idiot, you're absorbing my anti power!
*you fall to the ground deprived of all energy*
>>29705777
my sides holy fug
"Heh heh heh... you are like little babies. Watch this!"
*summons Stand*
"EVANESCENCE (feat. Linkin Park)"
*adjusts fedora*
"Witness my SUTANDO POWAH"
*you all die horribly because my stand's power is the ability to kill anyone and stop time for six seconds so it's better than The World*
"Yare Yare. All in a days work."
