>tfw no grimmie gf
>>29697533
Nothing personnel.
*bang bang bang*
>>29697533
God she's beautiful
I would approach her, legs shaking, and insert my long, throbbing request for a dinner date slowly into her delicate ears. "Yes, oh god, yes," she would say softly, her cheeks flushing, her body quivering in anticipation of 7:30 tomorrow evening.
I would arrive at her home the next evening, my girthy black vehicle trembling with the movement of the engine. Slowly, she would slide into my car, completely unlubricated. I can almost feel the ecstasy, just from typing it. I would present her with a bouqet of beautiful flowers. She would use them to penetrate a wet, gaping vase, then we would be on our way.
Upon arrival, I would open her car door for her so hard she wouldn't be able to hold in a scream of "what a gentlemen!" we would enter the restauraunt, slowly at first, then picking up pace as the arousal in our stomachs grew. Over dinner, we would converse so hard it would make the other patrons stare, getting to know one another on a deep, warm, wet level. After dinner, we would go for a walk around the historical downtown district, my legs and hers moving in such beautiful, sacred tandem.
We would then pull out of the city and insert ourselves into my throbbing black vehicle once again. I would drop her off at home, lean in for a passionate first kiss, and depart after suggesting we do it again soon, and that I would call her. "Oh god, please. Give me more," she would say, breathless and spent. Then I'd go home and jack off.
>>29697533
Am I the only one who doesn't find her attractive?
My friend even liked her before she died and I was always telling her how ugly Christina is. I wouldn't date her, for me she's 3, max. 4/10.
>>29698806
You're probably just gay
>>29698806
I don't either I guess you have to be prepubescent
