Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack is considering his suicide options because he's tired of slaving his life away for the wage. Enjoy your 3 day weekend, Jack. That is, if you survive it. Tick, tock.
>be wagecuck
>wake up to thi sound every morning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlqOpkmy4C0
>have a shower (don't to keep your natural aroma and preserve your skin's rejuvenating oils in case your boss gets triggered)
>get on the car
>enter the traffic jam, a massive shapeless horde made entirley of angry, depressed drones
>self loath all the the way until you get to your office
>boss wants to fire you
>colleagues hate you
>food is terrible
>repeat for the rest of your life
>>29686379
>(don't to keep your natural aroma and preserve your skin's rejuvenating oils in case your boss gets triggered)
What did he mean by this?
>>29686531
It means you smell like normie.
>make a lot of money
>work in a fulfilling career
>women respect you
>get paid monday even though I don't have to work
>never have to beg mommy and daddy for money
wew lad this workin life is hard
>>29686552
If my life is so depressing how am I a normie?
>>29686587
>be a wagie
>waste life away, never truly enjoying anything and dying with no meaning
Wew. Lad.
>>29686379
Jack can suck my dick.
>>29686688
only if his boss says so
>>29686379
Thisis one of the worst b8 posts you've made in recent memory.
>tfw working 10 hours on monday
>tfw worked 11 hours today
>tfw working 10 hours tomorrow
>>29686531
It's been scientifically proved that in order to keep your skin well lubed and healthy you should shower once a week. FACT. Your job is literally depriving you of your youth. FACT.
>>29686756
Who said this was b8?
We meet again NEET anon. How's it going? Sticking it to the wages again?
