Chad Stories
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You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
This thread is for Chad's you've come across in real life. What did they do. What happened.
>be me, NEET alcoholic masterrace
>befriend a brazilian chad in a hostel
>he challenges me to drink more than him to look cool in front of some girls
>I win by a large margin
>he goes to the room with a girl
>after 5 mins she comes down the stairs, she looks disgusted
>he vomited all over his bed
>"his"
>it was actually my bed
>I force myself to vomit in his suitcase
>go to sleep in the park after I'm done
>Be me, 15yr old skinny fat
>Bullied in high school
>Mother buys dumbbell set for birthday
>Year later attend local gym
>3 years later strongest guy there
>Bench, deadlift, OHP records
>Off season trainning buddy with physique bodybuilder W
>Get bad case of flu for a couple of weeks
>Can't eat and have fever
>Lose decent amount of fat/water
>First time look fucking jacked
>Use as profile pic on tinder
>Swipe right about 90% of women
>No matches
>Fuckthisshit.jpg
>Talk to W about lack of success
>He pulls out phone
>"It's easy dude!"
>He had hundreds of matches
>Chatting with several qt3.14s
>I cut my workout short that day
>Walked into shop to buy whiskey
>Went home and cried and drank myself to sleep
>>29685830
This just helps prove that all that matters is facial aesthetics.
>>29685862
This desu a jacked body doesn't even add 1 point
>>29685830
I get the feeling W only tolerates me because he works there. It also crushes me, that no matter how much effort I put into self improvement, I never enjoy the fruits of my labour.
>>29685446
Just a friendly reminder that "chads" and "stacies" aren't real.
They are a made up bogeyman pushed by /r9k/ as a clutch or excuse as to why they're a failure in relationships as and a person in general.
You are all boring normal people yourselves.
>>29685862
Yeah, I know, how can some scumy polark like me compete with a guy who looks like him? He looks like Ryan Reynolds for fucks sake.
>>29685830
It's about how good the pictures themselves are as well as how you respond to things.
I'm a self-aware narcissist, and in a nutshell girls want a guy that looks like they're only considering them.
If you want you could post your tinder profile and i could give you some tips.
