It finally happened, /r9k/, I have nobody to talk to so please stay with me for a bit
>Be me
>Live with super christian mom
>6 months ago out of the blue she tells me she wants to get me circumcised
>Tell her no because nothings wrong
>She drops it and doesn't mention it again
>3 months ago
>She calls me into her room and gives me an ultimatum
>"GET CIRCUMCISED OR GET OUT"
>She already knows we have no family/friends I could move in with
>Beg her not to do it, tell her ill do whatever she wants so I don't have to
>She's firm and calls the doc to get a referral to a urologist
>3 weeks ago
>Go to appointment to urologist
>He asks why I want to get circumcised
>Know if I don't say what my mom wants i'm homeless
>"Religious reasons"
>He says alright, we go through the legal stuff and he sets a surgery date
>3 days ago
>The day has come and i'm super nervous
>Mom drives me to day-surgery at the hospital
>Go through all sorts of business and then put on the gown
>Sit in the bed and get stuck with an iv
>I'm terrible with needles and start feeling sick
>Nurse makes me walk to operation room
>Lay on the operating bed and pass out
>Come to and they immediately start with the general anesthesia
>Go back out
>Wake up with pain in crotch area
>Feel sick just thinking about it
>Can't help but look to see what they have done
>Look down in gown
>Blood, bandages, stitches
>Feel light headed and pass out again
>wake up at home
>start deep painful coughing
>caught something at the hospital
>have been popping pills ever since
>due to the stitches boners make my dick feel like its going to burst
>6-7 times a day crippled over in pain due to random boners
>feeling miserable in constant pain and unable to breathe out nose and throats burning, coughing and feeling my insides getting bruised
To top it all off
>mom's and my bank accounts are linked
>she emptied mine to pay for the surgery
>I was saving up to go back to school and get a car
>Months worth of hard wage slaving gone just to have a perfectly fine dick cut
Robot's i've reached my all time low, i'm seriously considering taking all my morphine at once and going to sleep for good, I have nothing, no friends, no family, nobody to comfort me, all I ask is that you maybe share a few moments with me in one of my darkest day.
I never thought they would put you under general anesthetic for just a circumcision .. sounds like bullshit
>>29678542
It was the more expensive of the two options, but knowing how screamish and squirmy I am my mom picked it over local
Your mom isn't Christian
>>29678504
i wish i had sympathy for you but.. you agreed to this.
now this bitch has ruined your life. she's probably laughing her ass off right now because she has power over you.
let that sink in.
>>29678581
also this.
super duper this. you got jewed.
Can someone explain the meme with circumcision being bad
>>29678570
Ah okay they probably did it to get more money out of you and your mum. If its true then its a really fucked up thing to happen to you, something in your body was changed without your consent
>>29678570
Kill her and inherit her money.
>>29678504
OP I can kill you mom if you want
>>29678581
I don't know what to believe anymore. She certainly doesn't seem like one.
>>29678600
It's not a meme of it being bad, there's nothing wrong with it for the right reasons, but why have it done when it's not necessary?
>>29678602
Well I did have to sign the paper saying I wanted it done, but I had no other options, it was this or the streets
>>29678641
Hahahaha! Good joke fellow young man! So dank meme son! Gnarly!
Tell me, what state do you live in bro?
>>29678504
It's a pretty good story. A fake one nonetheless. Unless you post a pic of your bandage covered crotch. Which you won't. You might come up with an excuse, but in the end you won't post anything. It's a fake story used to bait people. Yeah we get it, greentext story that goes with r9k's narrative. Yadda Yadda
They might as well have had you castrated since you acted like a little bitch.
>>29678668
>there's nothing wrong with it
kys
Why do you lie on the internet? like what's the point?
Why oh why did you not make this thread before it happened.
Your mom is a controlling lunatic and you just handed her half you dick and income to get away from her.
Set up a new bank account and have your employer pay into that account instead. If your mother notices, move to a homeless shelter or some shit while saving further. Provided that you only buy what's necessary, you could probably afford to rent some shithole apartment after a few months. It's gonna suck, but you could get some courses or go back to school while working in an attempt to get a better paying job.
I can't begin to imagine how shit your near future is, but plenty of people have found themselves in your position and made it out. It won't happen overnight, but your life can improve greatly within a few years. Having some shitty years is better than having none, even if you don't feel like this is the case.
Sorry to hear that anon, I hope you'll get better soon. At least you have "us", your online friends
Honestly Sick anon I feel really sorry for you, you're mum, in all honesty sounds like an utter heartless bitch if this is true. If this story is true, things will get better, time is a good healer. You need to have a serious think about your relationship with your mother though, it doesn't sound healthy and you need to take tap step up to being a man and start making your own decisions. Stay strong anon.
>>29678690
What reason would I have to make this up? I'm not trying to start any arguments here, i'm just trying to get some comfort. You should understand that people aren't comfortable posting their genitals online. If you really want I can post a pic of my morphine prescription.
>>29678707
Phimosis is one of those reason I was referencing, don't beat a man when hes down robot
>>29678720
I'm not lying, believe me or not, I just want some people to talk to.
>>29678732
Thanks anon, I know it's really weird to be getting personal online with people like this, but really anytime i'm here I feel that I can at least relate with people here
>>29678798
Sure, post the prescription at least.
I think you need to kill your mom.
Sue her.
Get lots of money, and then go start a life of your own.
It's not hard.
>>29678504
Found the jew
That's for life bro
>>29678504
>linkin your bank account with your moms one
>making your mom push their silly beliefs about circumcision and life decision into you
you deserve this because you didn't had the spine to tell her to fuck off
>>29678504
I'm sorry, Anon. :( I still love you though. :)
>>29679041
This tbqh. If your accounts are linked, does that mean you can steal from her as well? Anyway, contact a lawyer at least and ask her.
Real or not, you should highly consider killing yourself.
>>29678600
Circumcision is generally only done in America and Mudslime countries. That's already a red flag. In America it was pushed by religious nutjobs and the CEO of Kellogg who thought it was a decent way to deter teenage boys from masturbation. The foreskin is considered to have far more nerve endings than any other part of the penis so circumcision very well could affect pleasure. Personally I have nothing wrong with those who want to get circumcised as adults, but infant circumcision is a moral atrocity and anyone who perpetuates it should be put behind bars imho. Unfortunately I was not given a choice. If I ever met the man who circumcised me as an infant I would likely resort to violence.
>>29678504
it is not a sin to fight for the right cause I know how you feel gohan you are gentle, you do not like to hurt, i know because i too have these feelings, but it is because you cherish life that you must protect it, please, drop your restraints, protect the life i love, you have the strength my scanners sensed it
Just let it go
>>29678921
Here anon sorry it took so long
>>29679107
She added me onto her bank when I was young, I never really thought much of it
>>29679145
Thanks anon, it really does help
>>29679183
I'll see what I can do there, but I don't really think I can do much
>>29679265
I'm thinking about that everyday anon, today is just another day in that cycle
>>29679326
I laughed thanks anon
>>29679366
Well OP, don't feel bad. Most of us never got to experience a foreskin at all.
You can start restoring, buy a manhood, wait for foregen, and generally not kill yourself. Your head probably isn't keratinized either. You're doing good. Did they cut your frenulum though? That would make things rough.
>>29679366
Keep your head up, Anon, it'll get better. :] Love ya!
>>29679479
>it'll get better.
It really won't though.
>>29679457
They did cut it, and thats where I heard most guys get pleasure from? desu i'm just scared it will never feel the same again
>>29679479
I hope so, because it probably can't get much worse, thanks again
>>29679490
Can you explain why not? what am I in for? Will there always be pain?
>>29679366
>10mg morphine sulfate
That's fucking adorable. I'm honestly surprised the dosage is so low, considering you just got your dick mutilated.
>>29679533
Be sure to let us know if it's different after it heals. I'm genuinely curious.
>>29678506
Circumcision might be a good thing anon.
Think about it this way. Pornstars mostly have circumcised dicks, And it's more hygenic. Right?
>>29679490
I'm sorry you feel that way, Anon, I hope that you can at least find some happiness in talking to people on here. :[ <3
>>29679533
It's all about state of mind, Anon. <3 I don't want to sound weird or anything but, I believe in you. :]
>>29678504
can you honestly say you hate you mom?
You're a giant fucking faggot, please kill yourself.
>>29679533
I meant it'll never go back to the way it was before. The pain will go away but it will be replaced by numbness. The whole point to general circumcision in the US is to make fapping less enjoyable.
I highly doubt this thread is anything but bait. Who in their right mind would go ahead and mutilate themselves just because their mother tells them to. If you aren't kidding, contact a lawyer to get your money back and cut ties with the monster.
>>29679534
I had to swap for 2.5 tylenols on the first day, it honestly didn't do much.
>>29679581
Will do anon, I just hope nobody ever has to go through this, this late in life unless for phimosis or other problems.
>>29679584
I never had any problems with cleaning before, everything was just fine, now i'm stuck with something done unnecessarily for a god I don't really believe in
>>29679595
Your cute posting is starting to make me feel weird idk what it is but weird
>>29679597
I can't, without her i'd have nothing and be nothing, but I hate her belief that if she's super anal about Christianity shes a better person
>>29679637
Thanks, but i've been so numb and tired for the past few days i'm just to worn out to get mad or angry about this, i'm sorry you think that anon
>>29679648
It isn't bait, I'm not trying to incite anything here, just looking for some comfort. I had it done because it was my life and any potential future or nothing and living on the streets. It's hard to understand the scope with the bit of information i've provided through but it really wasn't a decision I wanted to make
>>29679749
Aww, I'm sorry, Anon. <3
That's awful famaliam, here have some tits
>>29679584
>Pornstars mostly have circumcised dicks
That's because they're American most of the time and as such were circumcised at birth.
>>29679772
No no it's okay it's a lot better than the people hoping i'd die and telling me to kill myself, I kinda like it desu
>>29679785
Thanks anon, but I can look at anything boner inducing or i'll be in pain for a few minutes
For gods sake you pussy uncut master race. Stand up to your whore of a mom.
>>29679830
Thanks, Anon. <3 I'd never wish you to do something like that. :]
>>29679366
What are the masked out fields? Kinda hard to make a template if you don't know how to fill it.
>>29679785
>asian tits
fuck off chink
>Consider The Following<
Man the fuck up. I got mine done at 22 years old to treat chronic phimosis. Whole thing cost me 300$. I live in the communist republic of Canadistan, though. The pain sucks, but it'll be over in a week. You'll have to get used to it rubbing on your pants all day, but it's gonna end up looking better and you'll last longer in bed. If you ever stop cucking yourself, that is.
>>29679945
>it's gonna end up looking better
>>29679945
You mean it'll look like a mutilated gnarly unprotected head? The skins there for a reason you tard. It looks the same hard, unless you've got phimosis that is. I can see why you think cut is preferable now.
>>29679862
Thanks
>>29679868
Sorry anon, you'll have to guess
>>29679945
It's easy to "man up" when you voluntarily get the surgery to better your own life, mine was the opposite.
>>29679945
>and you'll last longer in bed
Meaning it reduces pleasure. By how much would you say? Is it world changing? As someone who was mutilated as an infant I want to know.
>>29679302
Use this image, anon.
Also, circumcision causes:
>banana dick (curves down)
>erectile dysfunction later in life
>loss of key pleasure areas (pic)
>sore vagina due to increased friction
>increased premature ejaculation issues
>unable to enjoy handjobs/titfucking
>difficulty reaching orgasm
>>29680046
Why did you mask out Tx: xxxxxxx on the left side? You can see it by scanning the barcode and recognizing number shapes, and it's on the right side as well.
Can't you just write something like "name goes here", "city goes here", and so on?
>>29678504
Sorry to hear man. Also you are on reddit.
>>29679366
just get more morphine and tell you mom that you got addicted to morphine because of the circumcision
either she pays for your "addiction" or you go to rehab where youll get morphine substitutes
so either way youll have a good time
>>29678504
Why wasn't this done when you were born? Why wait for so many years?
Also, how old are you?
post mutilated dick
>>29678731
>have your employer
have you forgotten where we are?
if you do kill yourself make sure to leave some note that lets your mom know it's her fault
What the fuck?
Circumcision isn't even required in Christianity.
Galatians 5, 1-6
>For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore, and do not submit again to a yoke of slavery.
>Look: I, Paul, say to you that if you accept circumcision, Christ will be of no advantage to you.
>I testify again to every man who accepts circumcision that he is obligated to keep the whole law.
>You are severed from Christ, you who would be justified by the law; you have fallen away from grace.
>For through the Spirit, by faith, we ourselves eagerly wait for the hope of righteousness.
>For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision counts for anything, but only faith working through love.
It clearly says that religious circumcision is ungracious and wrong, and that the doctrine of circumcision for salvation (or currying favor with Jesus) is wrong because Jesus set the people free from the burden of being circumcised (and some other laws of the Torah).
>>29678506
Beat the shit out of your mom and scream at her
>>29678600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD2yW7AaZFw
>>29679302
>The foreskin is considered to have far more nerve endings than any other part of the penis so circumcision very well could affect pleasure.
It's not even just the number of nerve endings but also the type.
The inner foreskin is richly innervated with not just regular nerve endings but specialized nerve endings such as Meissner corpuscles (the main specialized nerve ending in the foreskin) adapted to sense stretch and light touch, which are major parts of sexual/erogenous sensation.
>no reason given as to why your mom wants to cut part of your dick off
>even if true, actually going through with cutting off your own dick instead of just leaving
2 much b8
not real
>>29678506
Wow. I'm sorry to lay this down on you, but you are a fucking retard.
>letting your crazy parents handle your money
What are you, an underage faggot?
>Not moving out the moment your parents give you crazy ultimatums
What are you, an underage faggot?
>>29678504
i feel bad for you anon, nothing can be done now.
i dont know kill her, why the fuck did she wants you like that. Her being that crazy, she could just dump you at will.
Wish you best anon.
>>29679302
>In America it was pushed by religious nutjobs and the CEO of Kellogg who thought it was a decent way to deter teenage boys from masturbation
There were also a lot of other doctors who pushed it for reasons of deterring masturbation (like EJ Spratling), obstetricians who pushed it hard so they'd get paid more money (the GOMCO [goldstein medical company] clamp was a major innovation in getting circumcision done by obstetricians because it could be used without much surgical training) and military doctors who pressured soldiers to get circumcised because they thought it would prevent VD from soldiers having sex with foreign prostitutes.
This site has tons of info about it
https://web.archive.org/web/20120516074843/http://www.historyofcircumcision.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=category§ionid=8&id=73&Itemid=52
Yeah just kill yourself, your retarded cunt mother will regret her actions as a bonus.
>>29678504
Your mom sounds crazy, no wonder you became like this.
You still have the work ethic anon, no one can break that, if you managed to save that money, you can 100% do it again, just have your own account.
Use it to move out first, then go back to school and get a car.
Still keep contact with her, because at the end of the day she is your mom, but no more control over your life.
You can do it.
>>29678506
Morphin won't kill you at most you'll just be in more pain when you wake up from the hospital
post pics of your bandaged dick please
>americaans
>>29679302
Also the foreskin lets the penis glide effortlessly so you don't need lube
that's the main function of the foreskin, yet jews would have you cut it off so you pay them $$$ for lube
>>29678504
If only you weren't a failure and moved out
>>29683627
>inb4 loose cut guys claim its a meme because they don't know the difference between loose cuts and tight cuts
>>29683175
seriously pics or gtfo with this bait
>>29678504
You're perhaps even bigger idiot than your mom, letting yourself be forced into circumcision like that. Enjoy your now gross cock and pain that comes with it, you deserve it for not standing up to your insane mother craving to mutilate her son.
>>29678504
sue your cunt of a mother and move out when you win.
there's got to be a way. find one of those anticircumcision advocates or just a nice lawyer who understands how fucked up this was.
>>29678668
This is definitely grounds for a lawsuit if you have any proof. Even without, you could probably get your money back at the minimum (that is theft for her to take money from your account). Speak with a lawyer, they will tell you if this is worth pursuing further. Make that bitch pay for causing bodily harm.
>>29678506
I hope this is made up. If it isn't I'd probably tell your mom your going to a sleep over, then break into the house wearing a Devils mask and kill your mom while saying some satanic shift. Flash your cock right before she dies
>>29679366
You should have posted before this happened. Here's some legal advice should she try to pull similar shit in the future: if you stay with someone for a long amount of time (varies by state), you automatically are considered a tenant under the law, meaning she has to serve you an eviction notice, sometimes 30 days in advance, depending on your state's laws.
You should definitely consider legal actions. You were pressured into a contract, and your account was defrauded. She never told you that YOU would be paying for this, so she cannot charge you, and thus she is a thief who can definitely be arrested and charged.
Seek legal counsel. Most lawyers provide a 1 hr free consultation, and I doubt anyone would decline a case as cut and dry (pardon the pun) as this.
>>29684534
>>29679366
I should also add that just because you don't pay rent doesn't mean you are not a tenant. If you live there, regardless of if you help out with the bills or not, you are a tenant. Sadly, this means dick roommates sometimes have to be forcibly evicted, but it also works to your advantage in this case. You could likely sue and get enough money to get an apartment, at least for some time. A case as sad as this would definitely generate sympathy in your favor.
>>29681966
Apparently my mom wanted me out the hospital and was waiting to get it done but doctors were taking forever/busy so she took me home
>>29682573
I don't know what to say, I never knew scriptures
>>29682797
It's a greentext not a novel, I could spend hours typing up the whole story, but this way is shorter more concise and doesn't turn into a wall of text.
I couldn't leave because I have nowhere to go, it's this or potential death on the streets so i'll take this over pushing my luck
>>29682950
Read further up in the thread, when she made the bank account she linked it with hers to deposit spending money. I never unlinked it because I trusted her not to touch it
Read my other posts above.
>>29683013
Thanks anon
>>29683116
Ironically I still want to live, but I just have no direction, I might be hurting and I do think about it a lot but i'm too coward to go through with it
>>29683130
Thanks, i'm going to start selling things to make up the difference, i'll just have to get a cheaper car and maybe get some grants
>>29683138
Mix it with tylenol? I'm sort of scared of dying anyways, but if things get any worse I might as well get my cocktail together
>>29683175
I'm not too comfortable with that, but I did post my prescription further up in the thread, if proof is what your looking for
>>29683791
Most people in there 20's can't move out anymore due to the economics of it all, if you weren't living under a rock you'd see that
>>29684333
What could I have done? Nobody would believe me it sounds too outlandish, not that I have any friends or family anyways
>>29684384
>>29684446
I still love my mom and i'm grateful for everything shes done for me, but I know we're just going to have to work things out from here, sure I could sue etc but then i'd have nobody and be completely alone, as much as I hate her right now she's all I have. If I could even get her to reimburse the money I guess I could live with this.
>>29684534
>>29684564
Thanks for advice
>>29678504
>>29678506
Sue your mom over it, you might win and your mom might be forced to pay big money.
>Go to appointment to urologist
>He asks why I want to get circumcised
>Know if I don't say what my mom wants i'm homeless
I think you could have gotten him to make something up, like "anon has a rare condition that prohibits us from circumcising him", cause I've heard that if, for example, you could be a donor for one of your family members, but you don't want to, then they have to lie for you and say that you're not a match, so the same thing might apply here too.
