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Gorilla and the rest off movie night get out edition.
at times i wonder how many stds per square mile are there in places like ibiza or maga
So got bored and made the great op image fucking autistic. Sorry lads :/
If only I could afford photoshop.
What I added
Posters covering windows
Betta fish in sweating mans window
Hormone treatment pills in window
Removed poleaboos face because he doesn't want it there.
Rigged election poster on movie night poster because everyone was on about that
Where is Jun?
Pupper autisticly added to kebab shop
Bmw sticker because of old days (90s kids will understand)
Vote leave sticker
Mr robot badgeyoualreadyknowwhy
Thats about it, don't worry not expecting you to use it in future.
Added a golden retriever poster, if you know you know. Also animal crossing balloon, pokeballs for sale at the shop, poster on louies door.
I am really bored lads
That op image is fucking atrocious.
>>29670028
haha can you believe it was all done on paint?
You can't can you?
>>29670168
>>29670028
agreed, its not that its badly done becuase of paint, its becuase its messy and far too cluttered
the state of that fucking OP image what are you doing
but yeah gorillamelt and the film night faggots FUCK OFF
>2 threads
>Made like half an hour apart from eachother
Yeah well fuckin done you retards
>>29669541
>>29669858
Learn to crop you fucking mong
are drugtests at work a thing in the uk?
or is it a yank-thing
>>29670976
Unless you're in the army or something, no. We have rights and stuff.
Poleaboo is now arranging to meet a 19 year old Romanian with low feedback
She claims to have experience with pegging, humiliation and foot worship.
Plus I can fuck her at the end
>>29669858
Mustn't waste this opportunity to use a rare reaction image
do not give the currywog formerly known as 'pakipoo' even a nanosecond of your time or attention
starve the smelly cunt of what he craves
>>29670976
>>29670976
Actually, some jobs do require them. Particularly agency work in warehouses and the like. Regular office or retail jobs won't though.
Reminder that Poleaboo is on HRT now and has started cleansing and exfoliating
>ywn be back at school
fucks sake I actually had mates back then
>>29671129
>ywn be a school girl
How is this chain of messages?
I'm not gonna scare her off again am I?
>Do you own any other costumes, such a princess dress or some other kind of dress a younger girl would wear?
>Hi, I have young outfits. You're more than welcome to being anything along you'd like me to wear :) x
>OK, I'm just into humiliation & degradation, it's just that if you can dress younger (a school girl is rather mundane) than that would be more humiliating for me.
>Your profile mentions "small cock humiliation", that's a bit dull for me, do you have more to work with?
>Hi, I have been specialising in domination and roleplay for a few years now. I'd ask you the type of things you like, your limits! X
>How precise do you need me to be?
>I'm not entirely sure what my triggers are, I just know I want to be humiliated and degraded.
>You can assume I have no limits but for a good session do you need to know more about what I like?
what should i write in my dad's birthday card lads?
it already says "have a great day" inside that was my idea ffs
Found out my girlfriend cheated on me last week
Dumped her last night in spectacular style
Woke up this morning to 17 missed calls and a string if texts from her and a couple of her mates
Not going to lie, I feel pretty fucking good
>>29671502
>I feel pretty fucking good
for how long?
shell soon be over you and you might miss her.
better get a replacement asap
>>29671502
>things that didn't happen
Try reddit, they love this stuff
>>29671521
Not a chance I'd miss her, whatever in felt died the moment I found out she shagged a randomer while I was on holiday
She never told the guy she was dating someone, he only found out because he Facebook stalked her after and then messaged me apologising lmao
Lurking through dating profiles from London is a depressing read. It just seems like there are more dysfunctional women with mental health problems from there.
>>29671699
sort of uplifting
the only kind of woman thatd go for me ;)
wankeroos
Where have i seen this girl before?
>>29669541
To you robots that live on your own how much do you get per month, how do you get it and how comfortable are you financially ?
got my gf to fart down the phone to me, got me rock fucking hard desu. fapped to her having a shit on the phone to me last week, felt good lads
>>29672435
Can you get her to do it on vocaroo next time so we can all share?
>>29669541
>Gorilla and the rest off movie night get out edition.
No
:^)
Where is episode 2?
ree
>>29672792
>josh widdicombe
done shits funnier than that lad desu
>>29672435
>poleaboo
originale commente
>>29671129
that looks like an office, she has high heels on
>>29671189
>Have no limits
>Get stabbed
>Buried under a gypo's caravan
rip
>>29671642
>then messaged me apologising lmao
Sound lad, I'd buy him a pint
>>29669599
>>Buying Photoshop
Just pirate it mate
>>29671642
>essaged me apologising lmao
He was bragging to you. He was laughing about it and couldn't believe he cucked you.
>american here.
is it hard to get citizenship in uk?
does it help if im white and mostly british?
last medical bill I had was $10k. U.S life is suffering..I need to leave this horrible place.
fish fingers make me fart a lot
>>29673049
>living in a third world country kek
>Apologies again, my emails are killing me lately! I can do 5pm today if that works for you?
Tumblr domme replied to me
>>29672860
Would die happily
>>29673049
You need to be making 35k/year unless you're an EU national or are happy to live here illegally
>>29673089
>Apologies
>domme
swerve it senpaitachi
>>29673089
>Tumblr domme replied to me
She's the one i'd want to be dominated by the most desu.
The rest are hot but she's the one that hits the fetish sweet spot for me
Fucking battlenet. I can only top up my account with incriments of 5 quid, but all the Loot Box bundles are in terribly odd priced quantities. 24 boxes is 15.99 so I either have to put 20 quid on my account, or buy 18 boxes for 13.57 by combining other bundles. and 50 is 31.99...
I know they do this on purpose to fuck people into spending more money and I hate it.
>>29673105
$35k?
is hvac a good paying job in uk?
>>29673139
Can you put your finger on why that is?
I personally like the little girl/princess dress she wears
>>29673117
At least it means she'll try to give a good session
Can't stand those who are bitchy when you're just trying to get something off the ground
>>29673160
35k Sterling, so 46455.50 dollars.
>no exhortation to post waifu
Better remedy this, post waifus lads.
wiping my bum
>>29671189
She read my last message but hasn't replied
>>29673174
>I personally like the little girl/princess dress she wears
I like that picture too. I do have a thing for prissy,sissyshit too from time to time.
just watched mean girls lads
>that young Lohan
hnggghhhhhh
holy shit, shame she fell off the wagon, such a fittie
>>29673426
Ugh, why does /r9k/ have a 2Mb webm size limit when the rest of the site has 3?
Go meet her anon:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-36682401
>Lindsay Lohan has agreed to turn on the Christmas lights in Kettering this year following an "offensive" tweet about the town on EU referendum night.
>MP Philip Hollobone invited the actress to the town to make up for her tweeting "#REMAIN Sorry, but #KETTERING where are you" during the count.
>The US actress, who backed Remain in the referendum, has since tweeted that she would be happy to attend.
>>29673455
she looks so weird now
plastic surgery was a mistake
I'm 19 and being paid 60 quid a week for 16 hours of work. Is this legal?
>>29673550
looks a little like mj tbqh
>>29673602
>has a job
fuck off normie
>>29673049
>does it help if im white and mostly british?
http://www.migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/briefings/naturalisation-british-citizen-concepts-and-trends
>>29673602
you're getting paid 3.75 an hour
the min wage for 19 year olds is 5.30
so no, it's not legal and yes, you're being taken for a mug - cash in hand too I presume?
>>29673658
M8 I'm half chinese and work in an oriental store with middle aged women. I'm no normie. Xd
>>29673602
I assume you're on JSA working in poundland or something?
>>29673672
yep cash in hand
>>29673602
if you're an apprentice, yes
2.50 bong an hour
>>29673286
>exhortation
I like that word lad. Here's my waifu
>>29673717
Nope I'm working in a chinese super market
>>29673746
> works in chinese enterprise
> shocked that he's getting chinese wages
I mean, what did you expect?
>>29673724
off the books so your employers aren't paying tax
they're taking you for a ride pal, what sort of work is it?
>>29673809
Basic stocking and shelving.
>>29673855
tell them you want min wage or you're walking, literally wouldn't work there a day longer if they keep mugging you off like this
fucking chinese always do shit off the books, never pay tax that's why it's so rare that they have card machines in their takeaways, cunts.
>>29673880
Will do thanks m8. If that doesn't work I'll just go work at Tescos.
>>29673938
I don't know why you haven't fucked off to Tesco anyway lad, when I was in 6th form I worked there 3 days a week and it got me 2 holidays and savings for uni
you can't argue with 7.50 an hour
Normies, I need help. How do I kiss a girl?
>>29674000
Put your lips to hers and do some shit with your tongue
>>29674000
it's all in the lips my man
what I do is basically gently bite her bottom lip with my lips
>>29674000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PumSynp5B6c
Great channel for advice on girls.
>>29673286
she has too many clothes on
Q. Can I give/receive oral with you?
A. No, sorry. I don't offer these services. The only place your mouth will be going near is my feet while you worship them.
>Had a gf from 15 - 17, broke up and not had a girlfriend since (22 this October)
>Been sleeping with different girls I've got no real feelings for since I started university
>Only girl I've loved/ cared about has no interest in me
>Had realisation that she'll never care about me the way I do about her
>Get some mojo back and end up getting with a couple of girls who are actually more attractive than oneitus in the last few days
>Still feel shitty inside because I like oneitus for her personality as well as her looks but she'll never be mine
>She's the second girl I've felt this way towards, very rarely come across a girl I genuinely like
>University has finished now so I'll probably rarely see her if at all, which may be for the best
Feels bad man
>>29674256
Long winded way to say you're a normie, desu, so I didn't read it
>>29674256
Why would you come here to post that?
No one gives a fuck or could probably even relate
Schadenfreude
>>29674270
>>29674298
I thought we were all striving to get a qtgf that we cared about though. I never used to be this way, I just put some effort into myself the last 3 years.
>tfw have to keep beers in room and they're getting warm
I have to do this to avoid questions and growing concerns from my family that I am in fact an alcoholic
>>29673286
Got the house to myself until about 9. What fun should I get up to?
>>29671189
just link her to an average britfeels thread, plenty about you to work with in those
Alright lads I've got a question.
Applied to Maccers a while back because I was worrying that my work would run out, and they accepted me.
When I tried to leave my current work the bosses put in a bunch of time talking me out of it, so I declined Maccers and stayed.
Now it looks like just as feared, my work will run out.
Will they still take me if I apply again and explain what happened.
today is the day I touch me penis.
>>29674337
Blast some Willie Nelson, sit in a rocking chair staring out the window drinking bourbon and chain smoking cigarettes
3rd saturday in a row i've been in bed still at this time
With Brexit ruining the economy the best advice I could give to NEETs is to put all their savings into a Freddo based cyptocurrency
>>29674337
Masturbate ruthlessly and take a warm bath
>>29671189
>It's an Amir pesters whores until they ignore his lonely, time wasting ass again episode
>>29674413
>tfw I bought 10 BTC when they were at 120bong each
Wish I'd kept them now
>>29674460
2 hours till his tumblrina booking, will he take her up on it.
>>29674460
It's not an episode of anything, fuck off
>>29674489
No, I just felt it was too short notice
>>29673105
>You need to be making 35k/year
kek
Just marry someone over here. Pay some cunt on the down-low about 5k for her to do it for you.
>>29674497
mad paki
Poleaboos yellow girl top arrived from River Island
Doesn't fit perfectly due to male body shape being different to cis female
Shoulders look a bit broad
>>29674532
> due to male body shape being different
welcome to suffering
>>29674256
>uni
>girls
>gf
trashman for the norman
>>29674544
>>29674532
You lads should just skip the mentally ill part and get straight to sucide
>>29673160
he's lying, you can get by in London on 20k/year (which is the minimum most places in London will pay anyway) but it would mean you'd have to live in a flat share for 600-800/month.
In the north you could easily get by on minimum wage, the rent can be as low as 200 bong a month which leaves you another 900 to spend on anime figures etc.
>>29674656
>he's lying
I'm not, it's a visa requirement
>>29674656
Learn to read you window licker. It's about getting into the country not money needed to live a working class life.
>>29674666
thanks for not being a dickhead
>>29674681
did nobody teach you manners?
>janny submitted a ban request
>>29674544
Should I go a size smaller to make up for what I'm lacking in the hips?
I was kinda worried about growing old but Brandon flowers looked pretty good at 26 desu
he's a qt
>read mainstream media
wtf i hate corbyn now
>>29674324
there is no one specific day where you woke up and were a normie, it was a gradual process and now you need to fuck off
Nigii is wondering why you are not using my thread when it was made first.
Oh well, how is everyone?
>>29671189
you mentioned a tumblrina? what tumblr?
>>29674890
Why are you copying Poleaboo's posting style you pathetic little runt?
>>29674914
My trip got banned you pathetic little cunt*
>>29674956
No it didn't?
>>29674914
Because everyone is blaming me for this thread so I wanted to let people know it wasn't me without putting my trip on so I just copied pole
>>29669541
Australian thread is dead. Now I'm all alone. Love me pls.
>>29674890
Hey Nigii
I hope you scrape your arm on a rusty nail and get tetanus, shit head
die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX5fAb76r-U
I still want you
>>29674810
26 isnt old at all mate
>>29675022
Cumbrialad
shut up, no one wants you guys here as well you do realise that?
>>29675073
>you guys
Nigii most of britfeel hates you, I don't know why you think it's just one or two people
what has Nigii done to deserve this abuse, aside from not knowing what infamy means?
>>29675112
>Nigii most of britfeel hates you, I don't know why you think it's just one or two people
Same thing you said yesterday, it is the same person you sad cunt.
>>29675134
Someone, either shout/britnormie or cumbrria keeps pretending to be me at movie night and then bringing the argument into these threads. Been ruining them for ages now.
>>29675152
Except I didn't say anything about you yesterday. You're delusional, can't even fathom that more than one person dislikes you
>>29674324
Wow talk about clicking the wrong board, fuck off.
>>29674810
>The Killers haven't been relevant for 10 years
What a time to be alive. How fucking awful was the 2000s for music?
>The Killers
>Snow Patrol
>Keane
>The Kooks
All of these bands were unironically popular when I was a teenager.
Just had a /cheekycornetto/
>>29674324
Don't worry mate I have a gf as well.
>>29675210
The Killers were legitimately good though
>>29675210
I know some of these were atrocious, I'm glad they've pretty much fucked off and died (to a media extent anyway) but they've been replaced with other shite; oh well the media is a fickle mistress.
>>29675239
>tfw pictures of chad/normies is legitimately starting to trigger me.
>>29675210
>>Snow Patrol
good
>>The Kooks
great
>>The Killers
Pretty good
>>29675210
>>Keane
Who?
>>29675274
Brandon is a Mormon
Pretty much the anti-chad, they give you a qt3.14 wife if you sign on to their cult
>>29675274
They're only chads cause they worked hard at it though. So they deserve it.
>>29675294
>he hasn't heard of keane
literally the definitive mid-2000s sadlads
>>29675312
How precisely do you work hard to be tall and good looking etc?
>>29674834
>>29675196
I've been on here since I was 14 which means I've probably been here longer than you newshits. It's time you leave my board.
>>29675223
>tfwngf
>>29675274
>Hey what's up anon
>Look 'in good, you pastey britbong
>how about we hit the strip and pick up some chicks while listening to our new album
>By the way did I tell you about my how great this new beard shampoo I picked up is
>>29675327
only one of them are good looking
>>29675333
it doesnt matter how long youve been here, you dont belong anymore
>>29675333
I think you'll find nigii is the last original here
>>29675342
i was near two normies and they were unironically discussing which trainers were the best to get gash, like peacocks discussing their plumes
>>29674256
go to /soc/ you moron
>>29672792
Cancelled after bullet to the head mp.
An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist.
>tfw on my 5th cup of tea today
>>29675294
>liking Snow Patrol
That is almost as gay as liking Coldplay.
Always quite fancied her
>RIP
>tfwnobf
also, just won 20 quid on a quid scratchie, should i spend that on fags and booze or should i spend it on a new pair of shoes.
>>29675746
me too actually.. should have a tribute fap.
>>29675801
20 more scratchcards
>>29675801
>resist the urge to try to befriend fembot
>write this to curb myself
>>29675746
>lung cancer
>previously diagnosed with bladder and eye cancer
Life just doesn't give some people a break
>>29675866
nah, last time i did that, i got a minor gambling addiction.
>>29675886
how do you know i'm fembot
>>29675886
are you a spastic? all the tfwnobf posters are jolly men
have to go to a wedding reception later tonight lads, starting to feel nervous now
>>29675689
>on my 12th can of kronenbourg for the day
long night ahead yet, gonna have to go buy more soon, might stamp on some chav cunts head while I'm at it, only if provoked ofc
>>29675999
What's your date like? Is she pretty?
>>29676015
im not one to brag but shes a stunner, 5ft10, slim, blonde hair, bright green eyes, only downside is that she is imaginary
>>29676029
lol I knew that was going to be the case. God, why would you go to a wedding alone. Why would you put yourself through that suffering.
>>29676040
I was invited, i very rarely get invited to social functions so i thought i should go, just to say i have
I'm going to treat myself, off to go get a chinese lads
>>29676057
i got them a card too btw, does that make me gay?
>>29676100
As long as you write no homo on the card it should be fine.
>>29676100
>a card
It makes you a tight arse.
>>29676118
thanks for the advice, ill write it on the envelope too so they definitely know im not queer
>>29676086
wut u gettin ?
xox
>>29676165
sweet and sour chicken with chips and rice.
Odds Overwatch
Evens Anime
Dubs alcohol
>>29676240
Poleaboo would like to recomend you get a kebab instead. Support the local takeaways.
>>29676285
one even and one odd
Do both, fuck it do all 3
>>29676331
Never had a kebab before, should try one at one point.
I need protein and carbs
wish niggerii would fuck off
little bellpiece, literally contributes nothing of value to this thread which isn't exactly hard
can we post some bums???
>>29675210
I like Keane and The Kooks Tbh :^)
Sure anon, bums ahoy
>>29676422
kek this thread is shit anyway.
What have I done to upset you anyway?
>>29676430
No
>>29676331
got a kebab when drunk last night, then fell asleep, it's still sat wrapped up on my kitchen table
>>29676240
Overwatch and a cheeky drink when we inevitably get rekt is the plan desu.
have wank soon as i finish mum goes in bathroom to colour her hair
sat here unable to touch anything with jizz hand for 30 minutes now
fucking normies ree
>>29676452
just being a little jumped up cunt really, think everyone here likes you and that your posts somehow warrant namefagging but you literally just post utter shite trying to start fights with everyone like a pathetic little melt
>>29676464
what's your battle.net account fammo I've been trying to find someone to play overwatch with for ages I fucking hate it playing solo
>>29676490
ohh hes grumpy :)
Does big man need a nap?
Does big boy need feeding?
Dont even namefag anymore
Thank you #BasedKanye for reminding us that trannies are freaks who are deluding themselves
>>29676556
still responded when I called you out though didn't you
>>29676579
Did I?
How will we ever know?
You guys should be thanking me, I got rid of that cunt shout
walked 3 miles and back for a toaster cos i've got nowt else to do
Why do people say "sex smell"? Does sex smell of anything? What?
why am i too autistic to make a simple fucking phonecall the prospect of actually phoning someone up terrifies me im literally shaking
>>29671189
Yes, too many questions you retard. CALL HER UP IF YOU HAVE LOADS.
Otherwise prepare to be ignored again.
>>29676641
it does and its pretty disgusting tbqh familia
>>29676641
love, lust, passion, sweat, perfume
>>29676641
Sweat and cum
>>29676689
kek fuck off you retard
>>29676689
Ah yes, please describe the smell of love. Mong.
>>29674810
Long as you look after yourself well mate you can look good at 50.
>>29676719 >>29676761
sweat, spermicides, and lubes all give impart a certain musk. A musk of love and lust.
Virgins why you getting so upset?
>>29676794
>love and lust have smells
The sort of thing a woman would say. Kill yourself.
>>29676676
>>29676689
>>29676690
Genuinely curious as to why normies post here. Is it just because none of us want you posting here so you feel obliged to? Are you still upset about Brexit and need someone to pick on to feel better about it?
>>29675801
>tfw bf hasn't been online on steam today
>>29676876
I'm sweat & cum guy. I'm not a normie, I was with a fat girl for a year is all.
>>29676892
>I'm not a normie but I've had sex
Can you not hear yourself? You're simply not welcome.
>>29676876
I just copied that of google cause I kne wit would upset these lot
>>29676816
>>29676761
>>29676719
>>29676927
thats not true
faggot
>>29676927
>ywn be so pathetic that you can only make yourself feel better by posting on 4chan
>>29676977
>ywn
Young wild niggas?
>>29677020
oh, a redditor
>>29677041
No i just google ywn definition, nice meme though
>>29677058
>b-b-but m-my joke would get upvotes on reddit...
>w-what do you mean I can't block this guy???
>>29675746
Such an actual feel.
I fucking loved The Royal Family
Cringing at this thread rn, are all brits this pathetic and bitchy?
>>29677099
We like a good moan.
>>29677099
Yes they are
The fish I was gonna buy has been sold
:(
>>29677136
They all taste like seawater so I would just buy another.
>>29677082
>Someone mentioned sex so I got visibly upset
kek
>>29675746
THATS WHO DIED? I GOT THE BBC NEWS NOTIFICATION BUT I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS DENISE
>>29677099
Nah its just one cunt being a cunt threads are usually pretty chill
>>29677156
>being unfunny on 4chan
>getting upset about it
>>29677152
But he was so cute though
>>29675746
These provincial ones hurt more than the big hollywood deaths. Her and Cilla hurt more than Bowie
>>29677136
they only had one fish?
>>29677193
He looks like he doesn't even give a fuck
>>29677171
I come in all the time and they are always like this
Shame cause they could be good
Oneitis has got fat and it's like a switch has flipped. Don't know what to do with my life now.
Don't really want to order food, getting fat from sitting around, But it's saturday so going outside to get food is going to be painful since it's going to be busy.
>>29677239
Hire an escort, but instead of shagging her get her to do your shopping for you
>>29677218
ayy hes cool
>>29677201
Nah I wanted a koi betta, theey're quite rare and cost a bit. I found a breeder selling one for 40 quid but I wasn't quick enough to contact him.
>>29677252
This is a great idea desu
>>29677239
i usually get a taxi to pick stuff up for me and deliver it cost me a tenner plus cost of food/drink
>>29677185
Not upset and when did I try to be funny?
Get over it mate you're being a bit of a bitch
>>29677271
Do you know how much they charge you idiot. It's not cheap at all.
>>29677289
>he sat there being angry for 10 minutes
>>29677325
Yeah but if you pop and have an hour left with her then you may as well send her to the paki shop for some strawberry milk.
>>29677334
>hes sat there being a virgin for 30 years
>>29677377
>he doesn't pop multiple times
>>29677385
not at my age lad
>>29677239
I know this feel mate. It is so expensive to get booze ordered in but I am all out and it is a sunny Saturday evening, so it is going to be brutal trying to go to the shop and back with the amount of normies outside.
eating sour cream & onion pringles Tbh
>>29677403
I'm going to end up doing what I usually do, hold off from eating and waiting till tomorrow morning to go out. But it won't work and i'll just end up ordering a takeaway at like 1 in the morning.
What a life.
Wish I could grow good facial hair lads
All I have is a few patches atm
>>29674335
Get a bag of ice, a tub and then put them in that and leave it by the windowsill.
>>29677195
>cilla hurt more than bowie
this is the type of opinion my nan would have desu
>>29676014
>Kronenbourg
Absolute mad man. My tatse buds get anal raped by that shit.
>>29677416
Never really rated pringles desu, the thinness and shape just don't sit right with me.
And the fact the tube turns into a chinese hand trap towards the end.
>>29677399
ew
are there actually old people on here? gross!
get out now, aged normie scum
I just don't understand the news sometimes
>Ulswater Yacht club has just recovered from the floods
>Yacht club
>Floods
Everyone just accepts this madness.
>>29674335
Get a mini fridge.
>Naked bike riders in Newcastle
>Trying to draw attention to lack of bike lanes
>Video of them cycling down brand new bike lane
H E L P
>>29677379
>he thinks virgin is an insult
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>>29677379
is this an unironic post??
