>Be me, autistic physics major
>0 friends, game all night, drink/smoke myself into oblivion and sleep all day
>End of junior year, realize I have no friends to live with for summer semester and missed my chance for a single (financial aid won't cover living off campus)
>Call housing, ask if there are any open spaces
>"Actually anon, we just had a sophomore drop out of a 6 man suite this morning if you would like to join."
> "Sure", FuckIt.exe
>Move in, turns out I'm living with 5 chad frat dudes that were trying to get their friend to live with them (but I took the spot instead.)
>Expect to despise them
>Expect them to fuck with me
>Turns out they're absurdly nice to me
>Expect them to be retarded jocks because two of them play football
>EE major, Pre-med, Math major (other two were like psych or some shit but whatever)
>Invite me to their parties, introduce me to hot girls they have over
>Literally made me get out of bed last weekend to go to the bars because I hadn't left the room in a week
>One time this unbelievably cute blonde they're all friends with comes over
>Briefly envision what she would be like as a wife
>Go try to take Chad advice about taking the initiative and talking to her
>Sperg out and tell her an awful joke I read online out of nowhere
>Girls are all silent for a second looking awkward at the Chads for guidance
>Dudes all laugh and roll with it, tell some other stupid jokes to compensate
>Girls all start laughing
>Later when the girls leave they try to give me advice on how to do better
What the fuck??? I expected to hate these guys because they're normies. Turns out not only are they cooler than me, they're smarter than me and they're nice as fuck too? How the fuck is this fair at all??? Are Chads being douches just a meme? What the fuck is going on here?
>>29658131
Wow,you just realised that the assholes are robots and not normies. You deserve a fucking medal
>>29658131
>Are Chads being douches just a meme?
Yes, being a douche to someone as worthless as a robot typically just shows insecurity. True Chads are not threatened by you in the slightest so they have nothing to gain from shitting on you. That's the sad truth of the world: real chads are actually just better than us in every way. Honestly anon this could be a godsend for you. You should tag around with these guys for as long as they'll let you. Who knows, maybe you'll learn a few things and never come back to this terrible place. I'm actually kinda jealous of you anon.
Chad is our ally, it's women who divide us
>>29658329
>real chads are actually just better than us in every way
The truth hurts so much
>>29658329
>>29658388
The fucking feels man
>>29658131
I think Chad's are the worst in high school
>>29658367
>it's women who divide us
No. It is our autism. If you ever interacted with a woman you would know this. We are our greatest enemies.
yes i feel much more comfortable around chads than robots in real life
>>29658434
>Chad's are the worst in high school
At least in Europe is not the case. Bullying is just a thing in America. Here they usually ignore you,or even help you
>>29658131
ITT: Anon experiences that the real world is different from what he learned on the internet
Is this an accuarate repressentation of chad/robot relationships
>>29658511
Pretty much this. What can I do to get the most out of this summer? I don't give a fuck about my classes to be honest, my GPA is solid. I'm so fucking sick of being autistic though. I don't even need to be a Chad. I just want to make some friends before I leave college forever. These guys are really nice but lets face it, at the end of the summer they'll go move in with other chads and I'll probably be left alone once again.
>>29658434
>>29658487
Chads were definitely awful in high school in the US. In college its the same as Europe I guess though. They pretty much just ignore non-chads but occasionally some of them can be pretty nice. Can't say I've really been bullied in college at all.
>>29658652
Not really, OP got pretty lucky realistically. Usually Chads don't care that much about helping robots (why would they?) I guess if you're their roommate and they want to have girls over though its in their best interest for you not to be a complete social retard.
>>29658716
They tend to be nicer than robots,and this is coming from a robot. Our attitudes are usually quite disgusting,that is why people tend ti ignore us.
>>29658869
It's a vicious cycle though. Most of us were born to be outcasts. After years and years of dumped on by society, we naturally lash out back at it as a defense mechanism. Chads have only ever been been met with approval from society, so of course they tend to be nicer and have fewer mental illnesses. The truly unfortunate thing is that lashing out at society will only ever serve to isolate us further. The sooner we come to terms with that, the sooner we can escape the robot event horizon.
>>29659004
>The sooner we come to terms with that, the sooner we can escape the robot event horizon.
>Implying that I am not too autostic for that
>>29658131
Chad reporting in.
You sound like a fag OP. They're probably just building your trust up so they can fuck with you even harder in the long run. Don't pass out with your shoes on.
