I wanna eat her asshole.
I assume that most people who "want" to eat an asshole, but haven't ever before, don't understand exactly what it is they're wanting...
You all realize that it will smell and taste like disgusting shit, right?
That unless she preps unusually thoroughly and bleaches, you will be eating literal shit, right?
A girl's ass will smell/taste just like a guy's ass.
It's nothing like eating out pussy.
If you couldn't imagine eating out your own asshole, then you will not enjoy a girl's.
And no, them being hairless wouldn't make it better.
>>29654858
>homosexual detected
Faggot pls go
>>29654858
Lolol, another inexperienced loser spouting bullshit on /r9k/.
I've eaten 16 assholes and never had an issue. You just need to be able to get girls who fucking shower
>>29654881
Because I think eating an asshole is disgusting, I'm a faggot?
Whatever happened to tits and pussy being enough?
>>29654858
yeah but it's beautiful
>no dick
Next.
>>29654910
>>29654858
When the asshole is parked right in front of you, in the heat of the moment not once have I said no to tounging that shit for the next 20 minutes
>tried it once
Smells like poop and I think I got the shifty in my mouth. It look better in pron
>>29654903
Do you not understand anatomy?
Shit resides inside and funnels out of rectums on a daily basis.
It's going to smell and taste like shit almost no matter what.
Thorough prep and showering literally right before you chow down will bring it to a minimum, but it will still be there.
You just like shit.
If one pulls down the panties of a girl who only showered that morning 12 hours earlier and has been out and about all day, the smell will be nauseating.
>>29654910
Ass cheeks are pretty...
Rectums are not, leave those to the faggots.
>>29654947
>the smell will still be nauseating
You early have never smelled a girl's ass or you're just a homosexual. It smells like female musk. It is incredibly lewd and arousing....unless of course you're a homosexual.
>>29654858
>enema
Problem solved
>>29654776
I want her to shit on my face.
>>29654983
>>29655003
Enema's don't erase shit from the rectum...
Female musk comes from pussy and vagina.
The asshole may be right by the pussy, but that's not the source of female musk....it's the source of literal shit, which is no different than male shit, which is disgusting.
>mfw virgin robots genuinely imagine that females ass would smell erotic in and of itself
>>29654983
This
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>>29654858
>self hating closeted faggot detected
>>29654983
>female and male shit is different
are you one of those permavirgins that think men and women are different species? you will never got to know what woman smells like if you treat even her shithole as some holy grail
>>29654905
>Whatever happened to tits and pussy being enough?
gb2 1970s, faggot.
>>29655076
It's called pheremones, autist. Female and male body odor smells differently. You've clearly never been close to a female.
>>29655076
Exactly. Porn is a meme.
Real sex life is nothing like the crazy shit you see on the web.
>other women look like this
and here I am looking like a cute trap on a good day and a meth addict most days
>>29655099
dubs of truth. praise kek
>>29655107
Sounds like you're looking for a man to tongue wax your femhole
>>29655099
HUMAN SHIT IS NOT A SOURCE A PHEREMONES!
We're not talking body odor here, it's literal SHIT.
You fucking degenerate autists who believe female SHIT smells any less disgusting than a male lumberjack's shit are naive as fuck.
>>29654776
Just means you are normal senpai.
Now either make yourself into the kind of guy a girl like this would let do it, pay one to let you do it or go fap.
>>29654858
Dude, I don't know what it is but women's assholes are always really clean and the musk is intoxicating. Absolutely delicious.
I'm sure there'd be plenty of gross chicks to refute this but from my experience the asshole is a beautiful little thing. Pussy seriously superior to stick your dick in though. So much effort for little payoff with anal.
>>29655099
females produce pheromones from top of their head, nipples and vagina. next argument?
>>29655106
Idk dude my sex life is like a porno. I do insane shit with my gf and have fucked so many girls. I've done every sex act except those involving shit
>>29655099
There's literally no evidence of human pheromones, I don't know why normies love to throw that shit around so much, specially clickbait websites.
>yeah girl, let that bush grow, men love the smell, it's pheromones!
It's not quite that easy. There's an ongoing debate among the scientific community about whether or not we even have a goddamn detector of pheromones. Seriously, stop it.
>>29655415
>There's literally no evidence of human pheromones
You're baiting or just pretending to be stupid?
>>29655369
then your life is meme. pls end yourself
>>29655490
Why don't you stop spouting normie memes and read what the people who actually know shit have to say? You're one google search away, countless articles and papers.
>>29655050
>Enema's dont erase shit from the rectum
Thats literally the entire point of doing an enema
>>29655415
Science here
We had an organ to detect them, but like the appendix it now does nothing.
I think its more a psychological thing desu.
Eating vag often leads to vaginal sex, etc.
If you don't eat female ass, you're a homo. Full stop.
>>29656037
>Studies have suggested that people might be using odor cues associated with the immune system to select mates. Using a brain imaging technique, Swedish researchers have shown that homosexual and heterosexual males' brains respond in different ways to two odors that may be involved in sexual arousal, and that homosexual men respond in the same way as heterosexual women, though it could not be determined whether this was cause or effect. The study was expanded to include lesbian women; the results were consistent with previous findings meaning that lesbian women were not as responsive to male identified odors, while their response to female cues was similar to heterosexual males. (1) According to the researchers, this research suggests a possible role for human pheromones in the biological basis of sexual orientation. (2)
1. Savic, I."Brain response to putative pheromones in lesbian women." PNAS, May 16, 2006
2. Wade, N. "Homosexual Men are found to have Different Scent of Attraction." NY Times, May 9, 2005
Who is she?
fagdsg
>>29654858
I wish I could eat my own asshole Tbh
>>29654776
i want her asshole to eat me
>>29654903
Yeah I bet you have.
>her butthole looks like its been blown out more than a few times
>>29654858
you're so wrong. either you are a virgin or you fuck total skanks. my girls ass never stinks and is always clean. i love eating ass.
>>29654776
She has a nice butt. Sauce?
>>29656343
>>29656982
Dollywinks from leddit
>>29654776
10/10 ass, would eat. If you're a faggot like this guy >>29654858 all you need to do is for prep is two things: have her clean her asshole thoroughly (enemas, showering, etc.) and use scented/flavoured lube when eating those sweet assholes
Btw, if you think eating pussy isn't just as disgusting ("EWW IZ WER PIZZ COMES OUT OF") you're a faggot hypocrite.
>>29657168
Not that guy, but would you rather drink piss or eat shit?
>>29654858
I've done it before, and can confirm an ass in your face and your tongue slopping all over an asshole is amazing.
>>29657182
Also not that guy, but I'll take anything that comes out of a hot girl's body.
Even a feminine penis.
>>29654776
>ywn have a gf like that
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS REEEEEEEE
>>29654858
>t.virgin
originaly famy
