>ywn elope with the love of your life and live a peaceful life together in the countryside

>>29643936
>Implying I won't marry a 0/10 and use it as an opportunity to poison the food and massacre the attendants

>>29643936
I don't want to get married.

How could you want to have a wedding? The whole thing is just so undignified.

It's you standing like a complete fucking gimp whilst all your loved ones watch you make a tit of yourself.

If I ever got married I'd want it to be a bare minimum ceremony and witnesses.

No large crowds, no audience, no cringey and embarrassing best man speech whilst everyone grins like fucking idiots.

I really can't stand cheese. Being so exposed. It's horrible. I'd cringe about it for the rest of my days every time I thought about it.

And that's why I'm a cyborg.

If I ever get married (kek...) I sure hope she wouldn't make me go through this whole shit.