School memories thread. Can be good memories, bad memories, anything you want and from any age.
>sitting in the back of the high school bus with a pretty olive skinned rebellious girl I kind of knew
>she had giant perky tits and wore low cut shirts
>I offered to buy her lunch since she forgot her money and she let me see and play around with her tits for a little while
Fucking awesome
>>29624611
get the fuck off this board, you stinking normie scum
>10th grade
>Hanging out in English class
>Oneitis named Taylor was sitting in front of me, she gets up to talk to her other Stacey friend
>Notice she left her cheerleader outfit/uniform or whatever in her bag
>Take it and stuff it in my bag, no one notices
>Bell rings and I am fucking gone, it was the last class of the day
>Get home, wrap the area of the uniform that her pussy would be around my mouth and nose, use the other end to jerk myself off
>All I could smell and breath in was her sweat
>Cum like I had never cum before, repeat this for most of the day
>Bring her uniform to the lost and found the next day
>Taylor comes into class and hear her talking to her Stacey friends
>Says she found her uniform, takes it out and remarks how dirty it is
>My cum stains are covering it from top to bottom, she is touching it and later in class even sets her head down in it
>Get home and jerk off again to the picture in my head
>great tits,short hair
>feminazi
fuck
>>29624611
GTFO, CHAD!!!!
BLBLBLBLBOOLLBBOBLOBOBLBLBOLBOBLBLBLBOOBLBLBOBOLBLBLBLLLOOOLLXXXXX!!!
One time this guy and his friend that would bully me wrote a note to me and handed it to me laughing and basically the jist of the not was "I swing both ways lets do gay stuff lol"
I don't think they understood it made them look gay instead of me. My mom might have it stowed away somewhere. Hopefully i can find it again one day.
>>29626663
Why would you want to find it?
>>29627300
I've been curious what exactly it said lately. I'm pretty sure she threw it away though. Makes sense.
Happened when I was staying in the US
>Be me
>Is attending English
>Is tired as hell
>Decides to escape School
>Teacher steps out
>Gets up and climbs out of a window
>Runs like hell
>Arrives at Hometown is Alabama
>Unlocks house and goes upstairs then tucks into bed
bumpan for mememories
>>29624611
N O R M A L F A G
Get the fuck out
NOW
orginel
>>29624487
>back in like 6th grade
>every guy slaps girl's asses
>too beta to talk to girls
>some girls tease me
>go and slap a bitch's ass
>tfw That was my most alpha moment in life
>>29628874
My most alpha moment was probably in 2nd grade when girls in my class gave me toy cars as gifts for some reason.
Forever regrets
>be me, lower middle class family
>was alright, never go hungry but never get nice stuff either
>all clothes are hand-me--downs from brothers
>winter time approaches, using part-time job money to split the cost of a NEW coat with my parents
>coat was so warm, you guys have no idea how proud I was off this coat
>this is important
>this coat was important
>this coat was love, this coat was life
>during winter we get some kind of winter / Christmas prom event thing
>attendance is mandatory, yes really
>they fucking lock the doors once the event begins, fire safety be damned.
This was apparently because the events were incredibly boring and people would leave as soon as attendance was noted.
Event begins, teacher approaches
>"everybody put your coats in this classroom, we'll lock the door - you'll get them back at the end of the event."
>pains me to part from coat, but it is ok. Our separation is only temporary.
>normies dance, I hover near the edge of the room with my singular friend.
>see somebody throwing a tantrum, some boyband must have broken up. pff.
>"they told me they would lock the door, but they didn't and now my shit is gone"
>no
>nonchalantly fucking speed walk to room coats were kept in
>somebody ran off with a couple of coats, likely to steal the contents as people kept change / wallet in their coats
>not me, i had no money, hah
>but I also no longer had a coat, shit
>my coat was among the stolen items, probably stolen because it looked expensive / nice
>my coat is so nice it got stolen, fuck yeah
>my coat got stolen, fuck
There is only one thing that the thief ( turned out to be a sandnigger, spoiler ) didn't realise.
>entire school is on lock-down because teachers didn't want people to leave their forced event
>there is still hope
>every male person there aside from the handful of chads that were dancing united, a singular mission powered the movement.
>manhunt
>for them it was to pass time, for me it was personal
1/2
>be me, just turned 14, 8th grade
>I'm 5'2, 97 lbs
>In drama class
>Rehearsal going well
>I've got my lines going with my partner
>Teacher leaves room to go check if history tests printed yet
>In middle of scene, partner giggles
>All of a sudden I'm whirling around
>A bunch of chads lifted me up and put me in an actual trash can
>Teacher comes back, laughs at me in there
>mfw when I got detention for being late to my next class
>senior year
>helping friend with photography project
>need me to wear makeup so have to find grill
>bump into oneitis as if by providence
>she agrees to do it
>thisisgonnabegreat.png
>get to good spot and she takes out her makeup
>just then her roastie gf arrives
>roastie is god tier at makeup
>plsno.tif
>oneitis gets gf to do most of the makeup
>have to pretend to not despise this girl as she makes all kinds of lesbian jokes
>"how's it feel having two lesbians all up on your face aha"
>feels bad man
>>29629039
2/2
>people running around the school, trying to find the thief
>teachers tried to stop students from dashing around
>this was useless, our numbers were too great
>majority of male students search the school, it was a big school
>majority of overly-dressed female students stand on the dance-floor looking annoyed at people dashing in and out of the room.
>this includes female weebs club
I'm a horrible student, I shouted a lot, joked around with my friend.
This ultimately got me separated from my friend during study hour
Study hour is was basically doing homework for a little over an hour in a giant room.
>exiled to the other side of the room, far away from my friend
>get to sit with the weebs in the corner
Weebs were nice, I didn't share their interests but its always nice to listen to somebody that was genuinely excited / invested in something.
>they taught me how to draw "chibi" characters
>weebs = good people, shy people but good people
Turns out that one of the female weebs was into me,
I never noticed because I'm socially retarded and thought that any advances were just low-key bullying.
You know the kind "How do you feel about X?" Then you'd brush it off thinking they were just trying to embarrass you.
anyway
>Moving from room to room, searching the culprit I enter the room where the dancing was done
>slow my pace to blend in because the gym teacher would pretty much tackle you if he suspected you were in on the manhunt.
>just want to get to the last section of the school, hoping that my coat wasn't just ditched somewhere after checking pockets.
>I was upset, no i was plain fucking mad that only thing I had of value, something I largely paid for, was stolen.
2/3
Longer than I expected
>>29624487
these threads are quite popular these days arent they.
>sperg friend boasts for a full month he has a date and the rest of us don't
>he pays for her ticket, dress, dinner, and limo
>she ditches him at door
>he spergs out and kicks a chair, throws water on another friend, and just becomes an overall dick the rest of the night
>she takes the limo home with her friends without him
It made prom fun. I would've felt sorry for him if it wasn't for the fact he was an insufferable cunt for weeks leading up to it
>>29627658
finish the story you cunt i'm on the edge if my piss-stained matress
>>29629249
You know in the moment, you don't think about the details - but if you think back on it, they stand out.
>still in the room with the dance floor
>somebody takes in a deep breath
>check my left
>its female weeb no1. she taught me how to draw chibi's
She looked nice, she didn't strike me as the kind of person that puts a lot of effort in taking care of herself but she had gone all out. I didn't recognise her.
>stop walking, look at her
>start to walk away, i dont know this person
>she says my name
>i stop again, so fucking annoyed, walk back - "what?"
>she asked me to dance, she legit asked "do you want to dance?"
>this shy anime-fangirl who barely spoke on an audible level, asked me to dance
so how did I respond to this character-breaking moment of courage?
>i shouted "my fucking coat" at her and walked off
>never spoke to her again
i only really realise the horrible thing I had done a little while later but it was already too late.
my coat was fine by the way, smelled of cigarette smoke, but fine, sandnigger that took off with the coats was suspended for a good while.
3/3
>>29629249
hurry pls i still have to masterbate before work
>>29629414
bless u anon that was i wonderful story from a not so wonderful life im sure
>>29624487
>7th grade
>Had a senile math teacher
>Don't remember the events leading up to it but some guy and girl were dry humping on the tables while the whole class watched
>Teacher didn't notice or didn't care kek
>The two who were humping eventually got up and walked out the room
>Me and some other people followed cuz it was hot
>they both went to the mens bathroom.
>He tells us we can stick around as long as we keep look out on the bathroom for teachers or students
>Hear lewd noises coming from the stall and can see both their pants dropped
>after a few minutes they both walk out and we head back to class
>Later ask him if he penetrated her
>Says he did, but when I asked the girl she said no.
>Never bring it up again
Sadly it didn't turn into a orgy, but it was hot.
>elementary school
>recess, everyone is outside
>girl comes up to me
>says another girl wants to talk to me
>i go up to her
>"hey, wanna be my boyfriend?"
>"no"
>"good, me neither"
>she got dared to say it
Compared to the rest of my school years, that was pretty alpha
>>29629060
Your teacher must have fucking hated you
>>29629771
>tfw she didn't get dared to say it and was just trying to hide her devastation
>Highschool English class
>Partner projects, I just sit there while everyone groups up
>Group of Staceys invite me to join them, no other options at that point
>Just agree to whatever they want
>I forget what the work was related to but we get tasked with acting out a scenario in front of the class
>We were supposed to act out peer pressure
>The Staceys get a "funny idea" to make me act like Chad and try and get them to do drugs
>I stood there in front of 20+ kids as 10/10 girls referred to me as "the hot guy"
>If I would have embraced it it probably wouldn't have been so bad but I was stuttering my lines bad
>It was supposed to end with me kissing one of them on the cheek but I pussied out and ended the presentation by saying "That's all folks"
>Literally said that and stuttered like Porky the Pig as well
>Everyone laughed because they knew it wasn't intentional
>One of the Staceys says "Wait we have two more lines"
>Forces me to kiss her then they say some retarded joke and it is over
>Pretty sure they did all of that just to fuck with me
On the plus side for revenge I jerked off onto the door handle of one of the girl's cars at night. I considered popping a tire or something but that seemed like they might call the police over it.
>>29624611
>things that robots wish happened :(
>>29630032
That's pretty much this whole thread. No one's even trying. The stories are so fake it's obvious. They're not even entertaining. Just "OMG CRAZY SEX SCANDAL AT MUH SKOOL OMG".
>>29630089
great man
high school was the most boring place to me
>>29624487
> After graduation but before finals
>Plan a prank to go move a bunch of big equipment in front of the doors
>End up just breaking a bunch of shit instead
All in all a good time.
>be loner who not even the geeks would talk to
>sitting in AP Bio
>girl who was in Stat with me asks what I got on the test
>talk for like 30 seconds about it
Made my week. I think she felt bad for me; would always say hey to me when literally no one else would acknowledge that I existed.
I never got it, man. (Almost) every time I'd talk with a girl in HS we'd have a totally fine conversation and they'd never speak to me again.
It turned out alright in college though
>>29629414
Tippity top fucking kek anon
Wow
>cafeteria is selling brownies with thick chocolate icing.
>roll it up so it looks like a turd.
>place in on sink in bathroom in main area.
>mfw you had to sign a timecard to use that bathroom from then on.
That wasn't the worst thing that happened, I like to imagine it was the icing on the cak..brownie.
>>29629414
How did you get your coat back?
>there is a compulsory class called "safety education" in my country's curriculum that lasts for two high school years in total
>it's supposed to focus on instilling emergency procedures, such as what to do in case of accidents or natural disasters, but most of the time is spent learning how to provide basic medical attention to a fellow human being in case they collapse in front of you, with consideration of all the conditions they may or may not suffer from
>the theoretical parts were easy
>it's always a little awkward to give anatomical models mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and vigorously push plastic newborns' chests back to life, but fine, nothing I can't handle
>what wasn't fucking easy was the more advanced practical part
>a fellow student plays the victim, sprawled out aimlessly on the floor, and you have to model them into the recovery position (among others) in order to pass the class
>for me this basically meant several long, gruelling minutes of groping a person I had barely exchanged a word with before
>and, of course, it always had to be the cute girls who volunteered for the victim role
>one of them even had the bright idea of wearing a fairly short skirt on that particular day
>get so nervous by the prospect of physical contact that I screw up the entire process, laugh nervously as I pull her leg the wrong way, wishing I were in any place other than that godforsaken classroom as she lies staring at me in uncomfortable silence, her underwear in plain sight to the rest of the class
I got it right on my third try IIRC, but fuck, that goddamn class was responsible for one of the most uncomfortable moments in my nonexistent school life. A-at least her thighs were soft.
>be 8
>playing with my friends
>girl comes up to me
>tells her a friend of her has a crush on me and wants to be my gf to the capacity of 8 year olds
>scream "NO" in her face because my friends were behind my and we all agree girls are icky
>spend my days posting pictures of self-contented amphibians on a laotian egg painting message board
>>29633593
We can all understand, Anon
>>29632159
poo poo pee pee and devilish in the same story
