List all of the reasons why you cannot get a gf.
>>29568182
because I can't even stand being around myself.
> I have already decided, and told mutliple women, that I have no desire to have a lover
> Midget
> Small penis
> White
> Not fat, but shapeless
> Piano fingers
> Zero experience in bed (virgin)
> Can grow a full beard, but choose not to
> I also dislike feminists and male castration fetishists, which eliminates all women on the planet
ugly
boring
Week consists of work and 4chan, closest I have to a social life is going to my friend's house and playing vidya there
Small town, every girl in my age group that's still around are already mothers.
>>29568266
>> White
That's not a malus.
Why would you think this is a good idea for a thread?
What's wrong with you autists?
>inb4 ree normie etc etc
I'm hideous, fat and I'm afraid to socialize with people so I just hide from the world.
>too skinny
>starting to think the only thing I have actually passion for is getting (You)s on an anonymous bhutanese kite-flying forum
>NEET
>ginger
>skinnyfat dad bod
>can't drive
>no self confidence
>don't go outside
>no ambition
Pretty much it I think.
because even i wouldnt date myself
>manlet
>fucked up teeth
>huge eyebags
>skinnyfat
>26 yrs old and still live with the parents
>2 inch dick when erect
>no job or car
>NEET
>Crooked teeth
>Strange looking
>No social skills
>Don't go outside at all
>No friends
>Zero hobbies
>Nothing to even talk about
>>29568182
>ugly
>actual chest deformity
>short
>ugly
>I have literally zero skills, cant even type without looking at the keyboard
>failed college TWICE
>unemployable
>gross habits from isolation
>not completely sane
>live with parents, see their faces twice a day
>no money
>autistic as fuck, made worse by the fact that I haven't talked to a woman in 3 years
>literally ZERO friends, this includes online friends
>extremely obscure and useless interests that I can't talk about with anyone in the whole world, wish I was into anime or something so I would have someone to talk to in here
>my self esteem is so low it might as well not be there
>social anxiety is so bad I haven't stepped outside my house in 4 months
>r9k fills me with paranoia about women even though I don't hate them
>tiny dick (not micropenis but could be better)
>I have literally nothing to offer to a hypothetical woman who would be interested in me, so dating her would be selfish
>I have hair on the top of my feet
>I have given up
>I don't care anymore
>ugly
on the plus side I'm not fat
>>29568182
I will tell you only one thing.
I turn my phone screen away from me before locking the screen every time so I accidentally dont see my reflection.
>borderline
>avoidant anxious personality disorder
>depressions
Don't go outside>No friends>Don't know anyone>no chance of getting a gf
>>29568297
Better to be reminded of exactly why we're here instead of accidentally getting our hopes up when we see a qt.
>gay
>ugly
>boring
>furfaggot
>no talents
>no skills
>only go outside for work
>fat
>offensive
>acne
>can't socialize
>too picky
>depressed
>hides depression behind a wall of ego
>>29568778
Considering the ammout of normies and jew shills, tumbr infections and goverment agencies I would say that more than 50-60% is not even virgins
>>29568182
>small dick
>live with parents at 25
>boring personality
That's pretty much it
>>29568182
Aspergers, anxiety, and a lack of confidence. I feel like those are literally the only things holding me back.
>>29568182
>married
Hard to do in secret m8
>>29568587
>>I have literally zero skills, cant even type without looking at the keyboard
lol
That's adorable anon
>5'8 in the netherlands
>boring
>ugly
Im thinking about killing myself today more than ever
>>29568182
I'm a weird, massive edglord. Not the "oh wow he goes to comic cons" kind of weird. The "voluntarily dumpster-dives and eats roadkill" kind of weird.
I spend everyday posting in the same shitty threads like this one.
>>29568851
I'm also easily offended, fuck you
>>29568182
I just don't know how to do it senpai. I can talk to grills just fine, but I can never seem to get any further than that. If feels as if there's some sort of secret behind making that connection with a grill that I just can't seem to figure out desu.
>>29568288
It is in the English speaking world.
>Not tall (5'7").
>Skinny and weak.
>Too self conscious about my hair. It was always shitty, rat nest tier, can't grow it too much, forget to get it cut every two months (the barber always trim it too much). Now that I'm older is thinning a bit, but refuse to shave it all. I will look like shit completely bald.
>Don't own a car and don't know how to drive. And I refuse to learn because I hate motor vehicles.
>Similar social life as: >>29568275
>It's not a small town where I live, but almost all women around my age already have BFs, or are actually married, and most have at least one children.
>Some alcohol problems.
>No bed experience. I'm KHV at 28.
>Still living with parents.
Even if I fix most of my issues mentioned above, it still won't do. It's too late, and will probably lure overly used up goods (eg: a single mother or a roastie) or bottom of the barrel-tier women that want to settle down with a beta provider.
I actually tried to date a girl problably as much as a loser as myself, but still rejected me.
Even dudes I know that have experience, dated several women, and even lived together for a while, have jobs, car, personality, etc. Even those dudes still have problems getting a good girlfriend. Women are all insane, or have personality issues, or are disloyal AF.
What can be expected of me? Why bothering?
I don't don't want to deal with that shite either.
>>29568182
lack of trying
I've only gotten gfs over the internet, because I hide in my room all day and don't have face-to-face interactions with anybody except cashiers. I am pretty attractive, so maybe I'd have a chance if I really put myself out there. I just have a lot of social anxiety though and whenever I'm in any social situation I always start shaking and sweating really bad. I never really know what to say either, unless I'm on a lot of speed.
I don't really want to get in another relationship right now though. I'm not really ready for one. I have a lot of problems with intimacy. Whenever a girl isn't interested in me, I'm interested in her, and vice versa. It doesn't really make a healthy dynamic. I gotta figure out how to live on my own, so that I don't depend so much on other people.
One day I will be like the noble ostrich. Independent and free.
>skinny to the bone
>no job
>no car
>low self-confidence
>need attention and acceptance from others or else I retreat to self-loathing for weeks
>might have borderline
>>29568266
>Piano fingers
May I ask why is this a minus? From what I've been told, they're a good quality to have since it means you can be much more dexterous.
I know this is depression reinforcement brainwashing jewmedia shill for cuckoldry, but I bite anyway.
>non-white
>non-black
>non-native
>manlet
>no frame
>below average face
>low status
>not socially dominant
>risk averse
>quiet
>small town
>small dick
>probably feeble, cracky voice
>can't smile
>can't feel fun, must fake (badly)
>/fit/
>not really fit
>no sense of effay
>a littler borderline about relationships (don't have the whole personality disorder)
>probably too narcissistic
>don't have dark triad to take advantage of narcissism
>no friends
>below average looks
>no masculine jawline
>social anxiety
>can barely drive
>little money
>barely leave the house
>jack off to anime
>>29568266
>Piano fingers
But that is a good thing
>>29568951
If you date coal burners with daddy issues or sluts. Try finding an average gf, despite what media tells you most women do not find black men attractive and the ones they do still think of them as nothing more but a fetish.
>inb4 some black will get mad and will shit up tihs thread with 1000 pics of coal burners and bullshit articles.
>>29568182
I am literally a blood-sucking H.R. Giger creature
>>29568182
I don't know how to live
>>29568542
Post pics
I want to know how ugly you are.
>>29568182
>no job
>only have a GED so no real career options
>no license
>no car
>alcoholic
>severely depressed
>low self-esteem
>I go on r9k
>>29568182
Only real reason is I work nights and have huge problems meeting new people, since I live outside a city and the median age here is like 45.
That's really it. I'm basically invisible.
>>29569463
Also I'm a skinnyfat manlet with average looks that is about to turn 25.
>>29568266
Women want to be told not be feminist. They act like spoiled children and want to be disciplined by daddy. They love it. I just got finished telling my gf she can't dress slutty if I don't go out with her and she totally agreed. This bitches Twitter is all about feminism and equal rights it's hilarious
>too lazy
>unattractive
>uninteresting personality
>superiority complex
>pretty awkward socially
>lead a terrible lifestyle in terms of sleep, diet, etc.
>can't stand anyone telling me what to do
>have a terrible view of women thanks to 4chan
>relentless cynic
>won't be bothered to show interest in her stupid hobbies etc.
>don't have a working relationship with my parents
>don't want to meet other people's shitty parents
>drug addict
>>29569151
>>skinny to the bone
>>no job
>>no car
>>low self-confidence
>>need attention and acceptance from others or else I retreat to self-loathing for weeks
>>might have borderline
Hello, doppelganger.
>>29569168
>depression reinforcement brainwashing jewmedia shill for cuckoldry
The ride never ends.
>>29569481
Damn, hit the nail on the head for me.
>Manlet
>23 years old living with parents
>Unemployed
>Weaboo
>Conceited
>Superiority Complex
>Hate most people I meet
>No hobbies aside from anime and video games
>Perverted
>Don't care for clubbing, sports, dancing or any other normie activities
>College degree but nobody wants to hire me
>Low self esteem and self confidence
>No aspirations or motivation to do anything in life
>No friends
>Fat as fuck
>Glutton
I probably forgot some stuff, but that's my list of reasons. I really don't think I'm ugly, it's just I'm fucking 5'4 so that really turns girls off. If I was like 5'10 or 6'0 I'd probably be semi chad tier, well maybe not CHAD tier but I'd probably have better luck with woman if I was taller. I really try not to let my height get me down but I'm aware it probably does impact my chances with women, even if I have a cute/attractive face they can't look past my height so fuck them.
>Tyler the Creator levels of hyper annoyance
>hidden fucked up anger issues
>literal arsonist
>aidetic skinny body, far from /fit/
>unemployed and fucked poor
>mentally insane to some extent
>snap at fuckers if I don't like what they doing
>confrontational as fuck
>>29568182
I don't have my shit together so I've turned down the few girls that were interested in me these past five years since high school. I want to get in shape, get smarter, and get my mental health together before I even try. I got a part-time job and I am trying to get back into college next semester but I don't feel that is enough. Another thing is I don't want to have to be secretive about all the weird shit I like.
Funny story, I actually turned down a girl back in March after a one night stand because I didn't want to worry about hiding my powerlevel. The entire time I was having sex with her I was worrying about all the smut I hide. I got like a terabyte of various furry and hentai content that I don't want discovered and I don't want to delete if I get into a relationship.
>>29568182
>Ugly
>Boring
>No idea how to approach girls
>Don't frequent hook up places
>No hobbies that involve a large amount of females
>>29568182
I'm attractive enough and I have friends of both genders, but I don't know how to read social cues, flirt, or otherwise indicate that I'm interested in them romantically.
>>29568182
I honestly don't know. Everything I thought was bad, wasn't.
> think I'm 2/10 uggo
> soc and r9k rate 7/10 above avg
> think I'm boring
> list interests and ask r9k if I'm boring
> nope
> think I have below avg dick
> measure
> it's actually top 99.8%
Some things that even I knew were good
> smart
> deep voice
Yet not a single girl has ever liked me, leading me to think I'm a shrek. confused.tiff
>>29570084
>Attractive
>Has friends of both genders
FUCKING NORMALFAG, FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29568182
Reason Number One:
I don't want a gf
>>29568182
>no humor
>no hobbies
>no interesting/funny stories to tell
>think slowly, especially in conversations
>tear up if I try to maintain eye contact
>shit voice
>short
>babbyface
>shit teeth
>can't swim
>find parties boring
>don't listen to music
Sometimes I'm a total sperg to the point where people start treating me like I'm an autist. Wouldn't be surprised if I was.
Other times I manage to get enough energy to fake normalcy, then I get comfortable, stop trying, they get bored and lose interest.
>tfw no introverted gf
>>29570775
>>can't swim
Shit lad now you can't make any friends under the sea.
Down where it's wetter, down there it's better. Take it from me.
>>29569841
Degree in what?
>>29568182
because I don't go outside
there's no qt3.14 in my house
>>29568182
I don't feel like listing everything.
Many I probably am not even aware of.
I barely get to meet anyone anymore, and to find someone I can befried.. that's even harder, whilist looking for the significant other, now that's.. I shouldn't have to explain.
Nontheless, there's none dear in my life even, and it doesn't look like anyone'll be getting close to my heart any time soon, with that no closure I presume.
>>29570927
I bet it's something shitty like rankine or fahrenheit
>>29570927
Communication
>>29570983
Well it's not a STEM degree, it's a liberal arts B.A degree which most people classify as shit automatically. I kind of just ignore those people, I think all college degrees/education have merit and value regardless of what they are.
>>29571006
did you attend a small private school
>>29568182
>Bizarre
>Village with few young people who are 20+
>Very skinny
Basically being a bizarre in a small town.
Also, i can't get into online dating cause i'm not good looking enough for it
>>29568182
Here the first locations of all GFs according the strategy guide:
1 Quetzacotl - Balamb Garden Squall's study panel in 2nd floor classroom
2 Shiva - Balamb Garden Squall's study panel in 2nd floor classroom
3 Ifrit - Fire Cave
4 Siren - Dollet draw from Elvoret
5 Brothers - Galbadia - Tomb of the unknown king
6 Diablos - contained in magic lamp (talk to Cid before you go to Timber)
7 Carbuncle - Draw from Iguion
8 Leviathan - draw from Norg
9 pandemona - draw from Fujin (at Balamb Hotel, disc 2)
10 Cerberus - Galbadia Garden 1Floor hall
11 Alexander - Draw from Edea
12 Doomtrain - contained in Solomon ring (need items: 6 steel pipes, 6 Remedy+, 6 malboro tentacles)
13 Bahamut - Deep sea research
14 Cactuar - Cactuar Island
15 Tonberry - Centra ruins (you have to kill a whole lot of Tonberrys on a row without leaving the area to save)
16 Eden - Draw from Ultima Weapon in Deep sea deposit (need to beat Bahamut first)
>>29571263
>tfw you try to draw a gf from a girl but it keeps failing
>>29568182
1. Because it's a bunch of headache I don't really need.
>>29571031
No, I attended a state university which is pretty well known in my state.
>>29568182
I consider myself an attractive guy but i have debilitating social skills that take me from a 8/10 to a 5/10.
>>29571263
Yeah this is still what I think about when I see someone type gf
>>29568182
>not ugly
>not too short
>in good shape
>not a NEET
>educated
>not completely autistic
BUT
>am kind of quiet most of the time
Literally all it takes to make a man a permavirgin.
4 years left to wizardhood.
>>29568182
>autistic virgin
>24 but still unfit to live independently
>insecure about my virginity
>I legitimately don't think there is a girl for me out there
Grew up fucking fat and I ended up falling way behind socially. I lost the weight but I'm still weird.
Never run into girls in my day to day life. Too awkward to pick up girls at bars. Oh god.
Im short and hairy but I don't think it is holding me back at all
>>29568182
Those tits are awesome!
>>29573062
I'm glad you think so. Our tastes are one and the same.
>>29568182
>23 and still live with parents
>shit job
>college drop out
>adult braces
>skinny manlet
>never want to go out/boring
>don't drink
>bouts of paranoia, depression, and anxiety
I have a gf who isn't fat, ugly or anything.
For reference, in the hopes it helps someone:
>19 yo
>5'6-5'7
>skinny (~120 lbs), used to be skinnyfat but started working out and got nice arms
>mediterranean looking, maybe 6 or 7 facially?
>no job
>no car
>studying comp. sci in college
>3 good friends at best
>fairly poor
>crooked teeth
>6 inch dick
didn't know years could copyright photographswhales either
>live at home
>poor
>no job
>no friends
>no social skills
>no hobbies
>not white
>gay
>>29568182
bit feeble
dark circles
remnant acne across jaw
socially confused (just confused in general desu)
a-am i going to make it lads?
>chubby
>5'10
>pocket rocket of 4.7 inches
>had a boring life, nothing to talk about to anyone.
>chubby
>mentally ill
>anti social
>no steady job altho im currently freelancing online
>no confidence around girls
>emotional
>below the average height
>small social circle
>29 years old and only had awkward sex with prostitutes
>small penis
>too attached to 2D girls, obsessed with lolis and young girls
>think that sex should be a la romeo
>not fat or skinny, shitty shape
>still have a teenager voice except when i am sick
>boring outside my anime/vidya/movie
JUST
>Good looks
>But Just an overall shitty person
I'm too clingy as a guy. I want to hang out and be with that person a lot.
>>29568182
>fat
>low to no self esteem
>ugly
>cant hold a conversation with girls
>>29568182
>Isolates self
>horrid communication skills
>Not dominant enough or too much so
>Androgynous af due to genetics
>mirco-dick
>skinny fat
>bad skin
>still "getting my life together"
>>29568182
>black
>autistic
>lazy eye
>no friends
>scared of social interaction
