ITT: out normie feels
Only normies are allowed in here
>this qt exchange student showing signs she is interested in me
>get her number, ask her out
>we go out a couple times and I try to move things forward, tell her straight up she's cute and I want to take her on a proper date instead of this lame "hanging out" shit
>she says she "kinda seeing someone else at the moment"
>red light, stop talking to her
>few days later she asks if I'm going to this party she is also going to
>say yes
>get to party
>she's already starting to make me a beta orbiter, blabbering on about all the stuff stressing her out, expecting me to care or listen
>get piss drunk and make out with other girl right in front of her
>go home with her, no condom unfortunately but she blows me, blast her face with my cum and we spoon
>now first girl is jealous, mad and won't talk to me
>girl I slept with is a turbo slut, no chance in hell I would gf her
>once again I end up with no girls
Feels bad man, it's too much hassle to get a gf.
An Autists view on Normies
>>24499349
>this happened the thread
>be college freshman
>went to a party back in early October
>don't know a lot of people except two girls and one guy, so I hang out with them
>one of the girls brought her roommate along, don't think much of her, she's pretty cute though, she's a freshman too
>party stuff happens, get pretty drunk
>eventually find myself on a couch cuddling with roommate girl, we start kissing
>it's pretty late at this point so not many people are left to see us, but the few people who pass by when we're together remark on how cute we look together
>party ends, few days later I'm talking to one of the other girls I know
>she says the roommate girl enjoyed making out with me and that she'd do it again
>also tells me that roommate girl is a virgin and only wants her first time to be with a boy she's dating
>other people tell me that she's definitely interested in me
>start trying to push things further, asking her to hang out and get food various times
>she's always busy
>I have a pretty packed schedule too
>barely spent any time alone with her since that party
>worried that she's losing interest
>worried that she doesn't actually like me and is purposely blowing me off
>worried that I'm going to lose my chance and she's going to start dating/sleeping with some random Tyrone over winter break
>my own anxiety and self-hatred are sabotaging my chance for a qt virgin gf
fug
>>24499641
that's rough, sorry.
>>24499788
Thanks m8. She seems like such a nice girl too, and that's what I need more than anything right now, just someone I can trust and cherish and know is going to be there for me.
>>24500113
similar thing happened to me a few months ago in fact, but I would say worse.
>at a crazy big house party, tons of people and alcohol going around
>this average looking at keeps talking with me, dancing with me, finding me outside to sit with me when I'm having a cigarette
>we seem to have really good chemistry with each other, making each other laugh but also talk about more serious topics that also agree on
>go back inside, dancing with each other
>pull her close to me and start kissing
>we kiss all night
>find couch in empty room, start groping her, fingering her, she blows me
>go upstairs later, we fuck
>we fuck like 4 times that night before eventually falling asleep
>thought I found my soul mate, sex was amazing, she was pretty in her own unique way, really nice tits, wasn't fat
>get her number, add her on facebook
>she just ignores me
I just don't understand, I was sad and confused over it.
>>24500209
By 'ignores you', do you mean she doesn't initiate conversations with you or she just straight up doesn't respond to anything you say? Because if it's the first one she might just be nervous or unsure about how you feel about her. You should try being more forward about wanting to hang out with her more, make your feelings more obvious
If it's the second type then that sucks but at least you got a good night out of it.
Sage in all fields tbqh family
i met a kinda cute girl who is shit in bed - and even smells like shit if i'm behind her - won't let me cum on her, won't blow me, but is constantly pestering me for sex. i'm not strong enough to refuse
>having a shindig at my house
>half way through a liter of whiskey at this point
>playing guitar very shittily
>end up fucking this chick allllll fuckin night
>no condom
>cant come because i drank so much whiskey
>cant even feel my dick really
feels goodman
>>24500266
straight up didn't respond to anything I said after.
this was months ago I don't care anymore.
>>24499349
>Go to work
>Everyone loves me
>Get home
>Browse /lit/
>Read literature
>Stroll through frog asylum
>>24499349
>hop on /r9k/
>try to offer some advice
>met with no response/backlash
I just wanna help some robots out.
>>24500371
i've dealt with the same chicks
>Suck my dick
>NO ANON ITS GROSS!
but wont wipe their ass baka desu senpai
>>24499349
>Robot friend asks me for advice on how to get a qt gf
>Tell him to be himself
>mfw
>have super hot 9/10 gf that I bang on the reg
>~7/10 social skills, kinda shy and awkward but people seem to like me
>post on /r9k/ and these robots think I'm one of them
>mfw
>browsing /r9k/ one day
>see a thread
>"Only normies are allowed in here"
FUCK OFF NORMIES GET OFF OF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEE
There's this cute girl and I think she likes me or used to but idk for sure and I'm too scared, what do I do
>>24501236
ask her out lol
>>24500729
But it's not even your board. It's a board for original content. Frog spam, women hate threads, wagekek threads are hardly original content. You robots had your chance with this board and you fucked it up just like everything else in your lives. Now it's time for us normies to step in
>>24499349
What really happened in OP's story:
>OP is a 2/10 autist
>Madly infatuated with a 9/10
>She rightly staves him off
>OP gets buttmad and acts like a right cunt in front of her (pro-tip: she doesn't care you banged an obese 1/10 hamwhale, you moron)
>>24501254
Lol that's not how it works bro
>>24501320
Yeah, basically.
All women are cunts, threads about autism and beta orbiter feels aren't that much OC
NORMIE UPRISING
GET OFF MY BOARD SPERGLORD
>>24499349
>was a robot for the first half of the year
>transfer to a new school, get a big group of friends
>they invite me out, i invite them places, all is good
>feeling like a right normie
>then they gradually stop inviting me out
>they're always "busy" when I invite them places
>haven't done anything social in two weeks
>literally no idea why no one wants me around, it would be obvious if I were a douche or autistic or something
guess it's back to robot life
