To be a robot you must have....
>NO friends
>NO job
>NO car
>NO drivers license
You must NOT
>Be in college/university
>Have left the house in the past 6 months
>have a gf
You must BE
>a virgin
OPTIONAL
>receding hairline
>poor
>have strange fetishes
>be 21+ years old
If you don't have ALL of these things with at least one of the optional prerequisites then YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT AND SHOULD GET OFF THIS BOARD AND NEVER RETURN.
Why don't you make me faggot? Oh right you can't, just like you can't get a girlfriend.
>>24498589
but some of us are wagekeks anon
>>24498589
>no friends
yep
>no job
yep
>no car
i never even learned how to drive
>no drivers license
nope
>college/university
fuck that shit
>have left the house in the past 6 months
try 4 years
>have a gf
nope
>virgin
yep
>receding hairline
i'm bald son
>poor
yep, live in a bug-infested shitpartment
>have strange fetishes
all that gets me off anymore
>21+ years old
fuck off, i'm 20
uhp, uhp, uhp, the car, job, license, and uni thing need to be off that list
Robots can have cars and licenses, matter of fact, i figure they would seeing as it they would no longer have to ask normies for rides places
Robots can have jobs, they need money, don't they?
And they can be in uni, uni is practically an expansion pak for regular school, and all robots went to regular school at some point
the rest is good though
>>24498693
Not just that, but robots can be non-virgins too. With the advances in dating technology, it's easy for even robots to date and have sex with women all from the comfort of our homes.
>>24498693
you're not a robot
get out
>>24498738
no
no
no
tinder and shit like that if thats what you mean, doesn't help us get laid, since girls will still find us unattractive.
the only exception is if they fucked a prostitute
I'm all of those I think .. and very miserable too.
>>24498589
>must NOT gf
shit list hang yourself
>>24498804
oh but on the contrary, i am, ever seen my score in Normie Bingo? Like 4 spots crossed off
>NO friends
i have some but ive met them through my brother
>NO job
this
>NO car
this
>NO drivers license
this
You must NOT
>Be in college/university
in community college for the past 4 years, kill me
>Have left the house in the past 6 months
gotta go to school
>have a gf
tfw no gf
You must BE
>a virgin
this
OPTIONAL
>receding hairline
this
>poor
this
>have strange fetishes
i want to be the little girl
>be 21+ years old
24
>>24498828
it's universally accepted that robots can't get gfs because of their bad looks and spaghetti dropping personalities, if you have one you aren't a robot, you're probably someone who looks nice and is decent in social situations and only thinks they're a robot because they don't get out much or because they spend alot of time on the computer
>>24498616
SICK BURN
i have a few close friends and go out once in a while but nothing like normie shit like parties. I used to be a NEET but going to a community college and takinggame designI used to have a job but im not working right now and i cant get a job even if i wanted too. Also i leave my house only for school and grocieries
Am I a robot? Also Im poor, 23 yrs old and have a bbw fetish
seriously can someone point out where the "no driving" thing comes from?
I qualify in every other spot except this one, I mean really guys, cars are incredibly useful and i don't see how having one makes me a normie
besides, you guys re missing out on driving at night, looking at the streets glow in neon lights while listening to the Night Time OST, trust me, this is the best feel ever
>>24498589
>NO friends
I have a pretty robot tier friend
>NO job
Check...
>NO car
I have an old ass Nissan Altima
>NO drivers license
I have a license
You must NOT
>Be in college/university
3rd year community college loser
>Have left the house in the past 6 months
I leave but my days aren't exactly nice
>have a gf
Nope
You must BE
>a virgin
Escorts count?
OPTIONAL
>receding hairline
Fuck...
>poor
Yep...financially at least
>have strange fetishes
One man's weird is another's cool
>be 21+ years old
21...fuck time..
>>24498893
also i dont have a drivers license
>>24498832
try no spots
normie
If you plan on living until a natural death then you are not a robot
>>24498687
Ree normie under 21
>>24498906
yeesh, i-i thought i had 4
>>24498930
no, stop, the idea of robots wanting to off their selves is bullshit, most robots don't even want to die
>>24498589
I thought the only requirement for being a robot was to be somewhat emotionally detached to others in real life, and then vent about your social ineptitude online?
>>24498589
neato opinions anon
still not your sekret club
hasnt been for 5yrs
you dont dictate who can and can't post here
stay bitter scrub
>>24498589
>he doesn't have a drivers license
how pathetic can you be?
>>24498996
yeah, mostly the fairly normal ones
To be a robot you must have....
>NO friends
Have friends, albeit shitty ones
>NO job
Dont have a job, currently looking for one
>NO car
have a truck, but i need a battery and some other shit
>NO drivers license
have a drivers license, not for long tho
You must NOT
>Be in college/university
nope
>Have left the house in the past 6 months
kek you have to be trying at that point
>have a gf
have an on off kind of thing going on
You must BE
>a virgin
nope :^)
OPTIONAL
>receding hairline
nope
>poor
yes
>have strange fetishes
nope
>be 21+ years old
19
>>24498589
To be a robot you must have....
>NO friends
Have some close bros and alot of acquaintances. Throwing a housewarming party this weekend with 50 invites, some 30 have rsvp'd yes so far
>NO job
Work part time as an accountant.
>NO car
No cuz I live in a city
>NO drivers license
Sure have one bro
You must NOT
>Be in college/university
3rd year of civ. eng.
>Have left the house in the past 6 months
Just got home, going to the gym soon to hit them legs
>have a gf
One year anniversary 2 weeks back
You must BE
>a virgin
Slept with ~30 girls
OPTIONAL
>receding hairline
Hair thick as fuck
>poor
Got around $70k
>have strange fetishes
Love that amateur and striptease
>be 21+ years old
Am 21
fite me
>>24498693
Stop trying to make the definition of robot suit you, normie
>>24498589
"no"
before you learned about this place from reddit/twitter, people were using the word robot for a long time. all it means is that you browse this board. go fuck yourself.
To be a robot you must have....
>NO friends
yes
>NO job
yes
>NO car
have a car
>NO drivers license
have a dl
You must NOT
>Be in college/university
in college
>Have left the house in the past 6 months
left house two days ago
>have a gf
never
You must BE
>a virgin
yes
OPTIONAL
>receding hairline
yep
>poor
yes
>have strange fetishes
yes
>be 21+ years old
am kv in late 20s
do i still qualify?
>>24499214
You're trying too hard m8
I think you're confusing a NEET with a robot, they're not the same. Or a wizard, which is like a robot except 30+ years old and virgin with no gf or friends.
>>24498862
>there are no ugly girls with weird personalities
>ugly dudes all have hot Chad dads because no ugly man has ever had sex XDD
it's universally accepted that you are new to this board and have no clue what the point of "spaghetti" ever was and why we use the term "robot" or "arcanine," which begs the question why the fuck do you need to act like this anonymously? are you the kid who talks about movies he's never even watched?
>NO friends
I just have 2.
>NO job
yes.
>NO car
yes.
>NO drivers license
yes
>college/uni
in a shitty community college
>leaving house in past 6 months
i leave for class and food, not a complete cave dweller, i would if i could.
>have a gf
nope.
>virgin
yes
>poor, and strange fetishes
yes.
>>24499351
pathetic desu why did you do this to yourself
>>24498589
>NO friends
yup
>NO job
yup
>NO car
I have car with leather seats pic related
>NO drivers license
And a license
You must NOT
>Be in college/university
I am
>Have left the house in the past 6 months
I'm out of the house in my car right now
>have a gf
never once
You must BE
>a virgin
I am
OPTIONAL
>receding hairline
bingo
>poor
moderately wealthy
>have strange fetishes
only 2dqts for me
>be 21+ years old
21
Should probably add optional for mental disorders.which I have heh
I'm glad I don't qualify to be a robot desu. I don't want to be. I don't know why anyone would want to be.
>>24498894
A car means at some point you have had money to buy a car plus pay for driving lessons. You have interacted with a driving instructor and the instructor at the test centre. Plus a car gives you the freedom to go where you like and means you are not housebound and hence more likely to get friends and a job.
In short having a car is a very very normie thing to have and pretty much excludes you from being a proper robot.
>>24499134
Spotted the normie everyone.
>>24498589
Fuck you! I've had it with these autistic NEETs. This board used to be about greentexting and OC and now it's a bunch of whiny faggots. You are not robots at all. Fuck off my board.
>>24499427
>A car means at some point you have had money to buy a car plus pay for driving lessons
Or it just means your parents bought you a car and driving lessons. You think the supreme gentleman was a normalshit?
>You have interacted with a driving instructor and the instructor at the test centre
I went through 4 different instructors because they were "very uncomfortable with my demeanor."
>more likely to get friends and a job
But I still have neither of those. Is that not more condemning of a personality?
Don't get me wrong, though, I'm not arguing that I'm a robot. I don't know why anyone would ever want to argue that they are.
>>24499603
>elliot
>not a normie
>>24498589
>have friends
>no job
>no car
>no drivers license
>not in college
>did leave the house in the past 6 months
>no gf
>virgin (virgo star sign too)
>receding hairline
>not too rich
>have strange fetishes
>18
I'm not a robot, but I'm on my way to becoming one
>>24498589
>check
>check
>check
>check
>i do
>dormitory
>check
>check
>hair fine
>average but parents are stinky in money
>check
>19y.o
so am i a normie ? i like to consider myself a cyborg
>>24498589
Well, I have strange fetishes, am poor and have no gf.
Can I still be a robot and browse dank memes senpai?
>>24498589
>To be a robot you must have....
>
>>NO friends
check
>>NO job
check
>>NO car
FUCK
>>NO drivers license
FUCK again (but I live in Bumfuck, LA, where you absolutely need a car and a license, so can I still get in?)
>You must NOT
>
>>Be in college/university
yap
>>Have left the house in the past 6 months
only because my parents drag me out of it
>>have a gf
never had one
>You must BE
>>a virgin
CHECK!
>OPTIONAL
>>receding hairline
yes
>>poor
yep
>>have strange fetishes
maybe
>>be 21+ years old
aaaaand check
>>24501430
Oh, and I'm shit at driving and can't even repair my car.
But yeah, all the other parts except maybe fetishes are true for me.
>>24498589
>>NO friends
>>NO job
>>NO car
>>NO drivers license
Alright, I passed 100%!
> i want to die
